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Now here's the next chapter!

WARNING: Extreme puppy cuteness


Artemis was typing on the computer. "Fowl Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt ugfgbdftff".

He looked down. The dog had nudged him with its nose. The nerve of that thing! Nobody touched him. He was Artemis Fowl!

Artemis glared at the creature. "Go away. You are no use here, I am trying to do something very important. Now, if you will excuse me, I have reaserch to do. Go chase your tail or roll in the dirt, or whatever you stupid dogs do." Of course Artemis knew the animal could not possibly understand him, he noticed the dog was looking at him very seriously. It had listened contently to Artemis's lechure, even though he clearly had no idea what he was talking about. It cocked its head in consern, as if it was trying to comprehend everything he had just told him.

Artemis sighed. "Never mind." He continued his reaserch, when the dog actually put his head in his lap! That's it. It crossed the line. Those were costom-made disigner pants, and now they had dog fur all over them!

"Look at what you've done!"

The dog whimpered, not knowing what it had done wrong. Slowly, he came over to Artemis, and licked his hand in apology. Artemis was so shocked, at fist he forgot to react. True, it was a fact that dog toungues had less bacteria than those of humans, but that was still no excuse for it to slobber all over him. He pulled his hand away in alarm.

"JULIET!" he yelled. Artemis was not much of a yeller. He usully kept a straight tone of voice so that others would take him seriously, but he had had it with this dog!

"This better be good. The guy was in a half nelson!" Juliet complained.

"I want this...this beast out of my sight!"

"Too bad. He's a puppy, they're curious. Let him go where he wants. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a wrestling match to attend." She went back upstairs.

He turned to glare at the dog. But when he looked, Artemis noticed that it looked sorry. Those big chocolate brown eyes were hard to be mad at. He had a strange tingling feeling in his stomach. Not unplesant. Just, strange.

What am doing? he thought. What's happening to me? I am Artemis Fowl! I am not weak! But he couldn't make himself look away. The way the animal looked at him, it was actually kind of...well, cute.

The dog once again came up and licked his hand. But this time, Artemis did not pull away.


Aw! Nobody can resist a puppy face.

Sorry this chapter was short, but I couldn't wait to post it! I'll try to make the next longer.

I need help. What should I name the dog? You reviewers decide. I'll take the names into consideration. So, let me know your name ideas in your reviews.

~The QAS