A/N: Oh pie. i didn't know how to add chapters till three days ago, and just now i am typing this up. meh. well, to make up for that, this chapter is full of awesomeness and fujoshis! Hungary(Elizaveta) hangs at their lunch table. meh heh heh heh...i took a hetalia character quiz and ended up as Elizaveta...what does that even say about me!?

i own nothing and am pissed about that! and now, without further ado, i give you-chapter twooooo!

"Mattie! Kirkland is Raw Sexiness!" I shook him as I told him the events of this morning. "And he winked at me! WINKED AT ME!" I exclaimed at our extremely loud lunch table. Elizaveta overheard and gave me a look with a creepy smile that said, "I'll be watching you..." I shuddered slightly and let go of Matthew's shoulders.

"Well, I don't know what to say, Alfie..." Mattie looked bewildered and in awe. I sighed in a lovesick way and sat down, realizing I had risen in my excitement.

"I guess I'm happy you found someone who could possibly fill the 'neat-and-organized' gap in your life other than me..." He trailed off, distracted. He looked deep in thought for a minute, then came back to us. "So, I know nothing about this new obsession, since I'm not in your class. Tell me, what exactly does Raw Sexiness look like?" Francis leaned over to him and whispered something like, "You, mon cher..." Mattie giggled and I rolled my eyes, glaring at the Frog. Then I looked around to find Kirkland. I didn't have to search for long, because the object of my affection was walking toward our table from the lunch line. I grabbed Mattie's arm that wasn't around Francis' neck and squealed a very high pitched, girly, noise.

Mattie detached his face from Francis' and looked at me expectantly. I waved to Kirkland, and he returned the gesture with a wide smile. My breath caught in my throat when I saw his immaculate grin...and cutely crooked teeth.

In a few seconds, he was at my table, still smiling like I was his favorite person in the entire school. Oh, I wish I knew if Kirkland was gay...a splash of despair hit me like a cold bucket of water and tied my innards in knots, but I didn't let that show in my features. Strangely enough, Kirkland's smile wavered as if he was thinking about something similar...but instead of letting his emotions get to him, he straightened up, gestured to a chair, and glanced at me like, "um, WTF? I don't have anywhere to sit." I froze, then laughed an odd, guilty laugh.

"Oh, y-yeah. A chair. Heh heh. Sorry 'bout that, dude. I'll get one for you." I pulled a chair over from the empty table next to us and scooted closer to Mattie so there was enough room. "Alot of people sit at our table."

He sat down with a contented sigh(again, I thought it was pretty damn sexy) and placed his lunch tray on the table in front of him. Just as he was about to take a bite of the bland and tasteless mac and cheese that lay on his plate looking dead, a guilty look flashed across his face.

"Oh, where are my manners?" He said disbelievingly as he dropped the fork back on the tray and noticed Matt and Francis staring at him along with a few others at our table. "I am Arthur Kirkland. I'm new here, and I met Alfred this morning." Smiling politely, he reached across me with an apologetic glance at both of us and shook Matt's hand.

"Um, hey. I'm Alfred's twin, Matthew. People get us confused sometimes, so just remember that I'm the one with the long curl and long hair like Francis'. Oh, Francis is my boyfriend." The Frog gave Kirkland a disapproving look and muttered, "Nice to meet you, prissy bastard." Matt gave him a slight poke on the cheek and a "be nice to my twin's crush" look. Francis smirked, and caught Mattie's hand. Mattie blushed as he gently kissed his knuckles.

I glanced at Kirkland, who was watching the whole scene, but all he did was raise one of his large eyebrows. I couldn't read his expression. He noticed I was looking at him, and I felt his fingers brush my hand under the table. I looked at him, and he gave me a reassuring smile. Even though I wasn't sure what exactly the smile meant, I smiled back, hoping it meant what I thought.

"So uh, yeah. That kid on the other side of Francis is Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo, and the pissed off one he's hugging is Lovino Vargas. The other kid with the curl is Lovino's brother, Feliciano, and the grouchy-blushing blond he's talking to is Ludwig Beilschmidt." I looked to see if Kirkland was still with me, and he nodded at me and the others.

Feli gave an energetic "Ve!~" and Ludwig nodded a hello. Antonio made the mistake of looking away from Lovino, and before he could say hi, Lovino punched him in the stomach. Antonio just grabbed his face and kissed him while Lovino sat there in shock. I glanced at Kirkland and shrugged.

"That happens alot. Moving on! So, the albino is Gilbert Beilschmidt, and he's Luddy's brother. The other tall kid next to him is Ivan Braginski. Stay on his good side, 'kay? It gets scary. The dude next to Ivan is Toris and the cross dresser with him is Feliks. Be careful around him, he's a gossiper. The one next to him with the...what's he call it? Oh yeah, beauty mark! That's Roderich. Basch is the one with the mean face on the other side of him. They pretend to hate each other." I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned to face Kirkland. He looked slightly frightened.

"That girl...why is she staring at me?" He whimpered. At first, I thought he was referring to a popular snob at the table near us, but when I saw who it really was, I laughed.

"Oh, that's Elizaveta Hedervary. She's analyzing and classifying you. She does that to all the new boys. Don't mind her, she can't hurt you. She'll only take pictures." I still remembered when she explained the staring thing to us in sixth grade. Since then, three new boys have joined our group and that helped her practice her classifying skill, which she uses to determine if we're gay or not. Then she keeps a file of you in her binder. I know, I know, it's stalker-ish. We've learned to deal, and now she's Roderich's best friend and ex-girlfriend. She assumes Roderich is now gay, because they dated for a week and a half and then she caught him kissing Basch.

I really don't think she minds, though. Even if Roddy and Basch are an on/off couple.

I was snapped out of my odd flashback by Kirkland pinching my thigh. "Ow, dude!" I frowned and rubbed my leg. He laughed at my reaction, then apologized for hurting me. I told him that's nothing compared to what Luddy does to get my attention.

"Oh, so I should punch you in the face next time?" He asked quietly. I thought, 'no, you should kiss me!' But of course, there's no way I would say that.

"Probably. I'm tougher than I look." I told him.

"I know you are, love." He said with a smile.

A/N: well...that's it. review, and let me know your comments and questions and shtuff like that.

insanitybiohazard, i hope you enjoyed it...let me know, kay dude?

~ pancake-chan