Miran: Aw, 6 reviews in one day? I feel so loved. And I'm getting into this so I wrote fast. I just didn't write a lot. Hehe...
YukikoKiku- Oh, come on. It's not that scary. I could've written much worse. Never mind. That would be too difficult.
Ayanoyuki- Yes, it is to practice. I need practice writing or else I'll never get any better. Oh, it can't have been a horrible death. *reads back at it* ... Never mind.
Chikanpo- Yes, Miku is dead. Killing Miku is fun. I like to kill Vocaloids. It's strangely... entertaining. And I actually think of Rin as a more cute kinda person, kinda stubborn at times, but also sweet. Damn, some fanfiction is really getting to me. I need to read more horror, huh?
OtakuGirl347- Take your best guess. I'm not going to tell you just yet.
Anonymous Fishy-chan- Oh, with the murderer, I'm still figuring out the details in my head. Sorry, I never think things through. But I have this started, so I may as well keep writing. Yeah, it might seem a bit incomplete, but I think it's easy to write incomplete oneshots.
Renji-tan- I love this person so much. By the way, Carl did not eat the hands of Miku. The murderer may have eaten them, but Carl did not. And Miku's not the killer. She was killed.
Miran: I love you guys. Like, a lot. Really, I'm still working out the details... And there are kind of two people in this, not counting the victims. You have the murderer, and the evil mastermind who is telling said murderer what to do. Does that make it easier?
Welcome back. I've missed you. You killed Luka, didn't you? Yes, I know I'm being straightforward today. No, it wasn't an order. The murder, I mean. It was merely a request. But even then you killed her. You really are wonderful. I couldn't have picked anyone better for the job.
So where's the body? Yes, I admit, I don't know, but I do want to. I wasn't watching when you finished her off. Did you think I would? No, not really. Miku's death was the only one I really wanted to witness. I still want to see the body though. Luka's, I mean.
No, it wasn't necessary, but it was worth it. Miku was already gone so why not take Luka out of the picture as well? It wasn't a waste of time. It's like dismantling a… an empire, perhaps. You've destroyed the queen and now you've gotten rid of the advisor. Or maybe Luka was a caretaker of sorts. Even queens must have had caretakers at one point.
Ah, I've strayed from my main point. Forgive me. Now, where were we?
… Huh? You did much better with Miku's corpse. Miku was hardly… herself. Luka only looks like she's sleeping. That is to be expected, of course, because Miku was the true tyrant. You didn't have to be harsh on this woman. But still, it's not very satisfying. Let's fix this, okay?
What do you mean? Of course you know how. No, no, that's all wrong. Don't take a knife to her. How about that hammer? Yes, the one in the garage. Why don't you go get it? No, it won't hurt her at all. Trust me, it won't hurt a bit. There's nothing for Luka to worry about right now.
Ah, you really have an eye for these things. That's exactly the one I was thinking of. You really don't give yourself enough credit.
Yes, all you have to do is pick up the hammer and bring it down. Wow, you're picking it up with such ease. It actually is a very heavy tool. You want to bash her face? No? Then just aim for her feet. You don't have to crush her skull right now, although I'm sure we'll get to that. Take all the time you'd like.
So you want to break her legs first? Do you always break their legs first? It seems that you like to do that. Oh, that would've been extremely painful, but she's not alive. Don't worry. I told you, Luka's not even feeling it. There's nothing for either of you to worry about.
My, aren't we bloodthirsty today? Just one hit to the knee and you're ruthlessly breaking every bone she has. I didn't expect that. Yes, I did want to maim her, but just so no one would recognize her. I didn't expect you to enjoy mauling her. Then again, I should've anticipated it, considering you seemed happy as you killed Miku. You didn't want me to bring that up? Sorry.
Uh, wow… That was pretty loud. Oh, ew… What are those? They're some kind of bodily fluid, right? I, I think I'm losing my composure… Just give me a second…
… Ah, right then. Whoa. I see you've practically dismembered Luka. Did you mean to reduce the knee cap to dust? That's quite a bit of blood. Her hair was already pink so it didn't make much of a difference. You've outdone yourself. Yes, my moment of weakness is over, actually.
Are you done? This is taking you quite a while. Yes, you can put the hammer down now. No, you don't have to go get a knife. Miku was the one that really had to suffer. Still, Luka has also been… Let's just say she's a different person. Maybe we should just throw the body into a river or bury it. Or even better, hide it in her lover's room. Yes, that would be fun. However, it wouldn't be fair to poor Gakupo, would it? It was more sensible to dump Miku's body in Kaito's room. Yes, I remember that.
Where do you think it should go? Should we accuse someone else or should we get rid of the body?
... Yes, that's a perfect idea. We'll just burn it. No one else has to see it anyway. We're far from the city as it is. No one will know. You really are smart. How could I have thought otherwise? I'm sorry about that.
Will you need help taking the body away? No? Should I accompany you? No? I see. Well then, I guess I'll be seeing you later.
By the way, I've noticed that you don't seem to be so squeamish about this anymore. After Miku, it's so easy, isn't it? You're not crying at all.
Congratulations.
Miran: I think it would be better if I wrote it all at once instead of writing half one day and half the next day. It really messes it up because I can't get the exact same mindset later. I'll try to fix that.
Oh yeah, and the genre is actually just... there is none. But I think I should change that. What genre should it be? I don't really think it's scary enough for horror, but hey, maybe I'm wrong. I need some help with this.