Chapter 2: Galaxy vs Arashi

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"Hello and welcome to MFB Court. Today Galaxy is suing Arashi for being so overly serious. Galaxy's lawyer is Doji, and Arshi's lawyer is Kira. The judge for this case is… Wait, who is the judge?"

"Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know!" Galaxy bounced before making a rather familiar handsign and another Galaxy appeared in the Judge's seat, much to everyone's surprise.

"I am the judge! MWAHAHAHAHA!" The clone laughed maniacally.

"No fair! You can't be the judge and the person that is suing me!" Arashi protests.

"No rule saying I can't!" Galaxy grinned,

"She has a point there." DarkHeart was sitting in the audience, "So this will be allowed."

"Oh come on! I am just bound to lose here! And why is this bastard my lawyer, I hate him!" Arashi snarled at Kira.

"Look, I am getting paid to do this, so shut the hell up, blueberry!" Kira growled.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU PURPLE-LIPSTICK WEARING CLOWN!" Arashi snarled..

"YOU HEARD ME, YOU LONG HAIRED PIECE OF SHIT!" Kira snarled back.

"ORDER IN THE COURT OR I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER THE WORST PUNISHMENTS OF YOUR LIVES!" The clone's eyes glow red, "NOW ONTO THE FIRST WITNESS!"

"Yes, ma'am!" Both Arashi and Kira squeaked in unison.

"Oh I am going to enjoy this." Galaxy smirked.

-First Witness: Ziggurat-

"Why the hell am I this crazy bitch's lawyer?!" Doji growled.

"Oi! Don't make me glitter bomb you to death! Now be a good lawyer!" Galaxy shrieked.

"Fine! Ziggurat, is Arashi too overly serious?" Doji asked Ziggurat.

"I don't care about these brats, so don't bother asking me. In fact, they can be both guilty if possible." Ziggurat huffs.

"Ziggurat, I'm going to make you extremely tye dye after this!" Galaxy shrieked.

"Oh yeah, well I like to see you try!" Ziggurat boasted.

Galaxy appeared in front of him with a paintball bazooka, "Challenge accepted!"

"Oh shit." Ziggurat's eyes widened.

"Hey, is that my paintball bazooka? What did I tell you about taking my stuff, Galaxy?" DarkHeart asked.

"You told me not to, but I don't listen!" Galaxy blasted Ziggurat with the paintball bazooka.

-next witness: Yoshio-

"Yoshio, is Arashi too overly serious?" Kira asked his friend/servant.

"No Master Kira. He is innocent." Yoshio said.

"I wouldn't have minded if you said yes, since I don't care about him losing." Kira smirked.

"In that case, yes." Yoshio said.

"You purple-lipstick son of a bitch!" Arashi shrieked, "You're supposed to help me win, damn you!"

"Just because I'm forced to be your lawyer doesn't mean I have to help you win!" Kira huffed.

"I am going to kick your ass after this!" Arashi snarled.

"Bring it, bitch!" Kira did a come at me bro pose.

"ORDER IN THE COURT! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME THAN YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOSE AND WILL FACE PUNISHMENTS!" The clone shrieked with red eyes again, causing Arashi and Kira to shrink down in fear.

-last witness-

"Pluto, is Arashi overly serious?" Doji asked.

"Why do I care?" Pluto asked, only for Galaxy to aim the paintball bazooka to his face.

"Because if you don't, you will be seeing the rainbow for a week!" Galaxy smirked.

"Yes, yes he is!" Pluto quickly replied.

"Oh, come on!" Arashi whined.

-the verdict-

"We, the jury, find Arashi guilty."

"WHAT?!" Arashi shrieked.

"Okay, Arashi, your punishments are: One, you have to dress up like a clown for 3 months. Two, you have to do a comedy show every day for 6 months. And three, you have to dye your hair bright green! Now anything to say?" The clone smirked.

"I can't believe this is happening to me! This is all your fault, you bastard!" Arashi growled at Kira

"Oh yeah? Well, what are you going to do about it, little bitch?" Kira growled back

"That's it!" Arashi threw his vest off and tackled Kira and they start fighting.

"I am doubling his punishments for this. Case dismissed!" The clone dispelled in a puff of smoke.