12 Days
A/N: Hello, everyone! First off, I apologize for my tardiness; I wasn't feeling well this morning and didn't get around the chapter until now.
Alright, so today is… a little odd. I have brought to you: Criminal Carols! Yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Now, I've never had a great handle on poetry, but I hope you at least get a kick out of these! I apologize in advance for the butchering of these Christmas carols.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything recognizable. Including, but not limited to: Criminal Minds, the characters, Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, or Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow.
Once again, I will not be held responsible for any weird looks you get should you choose to read/sing these out loud.
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Day 2: Criminal Carols
BAU-Bells (To be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Flying through the sky,
In a private jet airplane,
At some sheriff's beck and cry,
To stop folks from being slain!
The BAU team comes,
And helps to save the day,
Even though they all deserve much higher pay!
Oh, F-B-I,
F-B-I,
Freeze, or we will shoot
Please acknowledge you belong in a mental institute!
(Repeat as necessary)
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Deck the Desk (To be sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Deck the desk with toys and troll dolls,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
It distracts from gruesome screens on the walls,
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
And keeps Garcia light and happy
Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la
Which keeps the job from being crappy
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
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No Case to Go (To be sung to the tune of "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow")
The cases we've had are awful
And people have been unlawful
But now we've no case to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
We're relaxing after this case
And slowing down our fast pace
We'd like to relax, you know
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
When we finally pack up our things,
How we'll hate flying out in the snow
But thanks to the conditions it brings,
We can't fly back to Quantico
But at least now we're given a break
Which is good for sanity's sake
And as long as there's no case to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
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(Sung to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas")
On the second day of Christmas the new case gave to me:
Two Reid Lectures
And a psycho on a killing spree!
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A/N: Okay, whether or not those were terrible, those were pretty fun to write! I apologize again for butchering what might be someone's favorite Christmas carol. Anywho, hope you enjoyed! See you all tomorrow…