Ask Deadpool: Answers part.1

Deadpool: Seriously? I got questions already? Awesome! You people just couldn't wait to ask ol' Deadpool your questions couldn't you? Well you can wipe the foam off your face kiddies, for i am here! And ready to answer! Now, who is first...?

Sky: Snowy said/asked: "Cool I love Deadpool oh and hey can we have a taco party? "

Deadpool: I love me too Snowy! Don't great minds think alike!? Oh and a taco party, you say? Hell yeah we can! We'll jack every single taco from Taco Bell (and hell maybe even some drinks, some packets of taco sauce) and bring 'em back to my place, and just get crazy! Then while we're at it we can get some CHIMICHANGAS! And beer! And girls! And then we can write a fanfiction about it! And we'll make Sky do all the work!

Sky: What...? Don't get me involved in this! Anyway. Next question! This one is from...Harley Quinn and she asks "Why is deadpool so awesome". Oh, please.

What? I happen to think that is a very good question. Why am i so awesome? I don't know. Like meat-dress lady said I was born this way. One does not simply try to be awesome, you just are. I am awesome, because..wait for it...i am awesome! How you like them apples? And by the way, you're awesome for asking such an awesome question. Nice name by the way *winks*

Sky: *rubbing temple in frustration* Moving on to our final question, from Kitsykat. She/he asks " Wat came first the chicken or the egg? If you said the egg where did it come from? If u said the chicken where did it come from? Try and figure it out. So what do you say Wade?

Huh, that is a toughy. I could give you some smartsy, fartsy answer here but, really kiddies, that would be too easy. More or less. So ya know what i say? I say, the chicken came first. And where did it come from? Easy, YO MAMA! Boom! Pow! Bazzzinga!You've just been Deadpool'd!

{Little yellow text box: What the hell does being Deadpool'd mean?}

Deadpool: LITTLE YELLOW TEXT BOX! Oh, how i've missed thee!

Sky: And now he is hugging air. Brilliant. So, yeah, hope you enjoyed this. This guy is a pain in the ass to work with let me tell you. Keep sending in questions via review or pm and i'll be sure to have them all answered.

Deadpool: Good bye all!

{Little yellow text box: See ya}

Sky: *side note* I'm having some technical difficulties here with my reviews so i'm sorry if i missed any.*