"Oh my god, it's chibbizilla here to kill us all!" I got thwacked in the head.

"oh hush up you L Lawliet obsessed fangirl." my friend grumbled, but you could see on her face she was thoroughly amused.

"I needs a doctor! Smegle neeeeeddsss a doctor!"

My friend merely laughed in response, shaking her head as she nommed on her gummy bears.

She had a biiiiiiigggg obsession with them...

it scared me sometimes...

especially when she ate them with a knife...

anyway, her name was Cassandra Thompson. Buuuutttttt I called her Nix. She likes Phoenix's, and usually likes to be called Phoenix, but I call her Nix. To me that is her name. Nix.

She had long, kinda curly auburn/brown hair, and bluish greenish eyes. They were like turquoise. She was rather short, skinny and pale. With biiiiigggg bewbies~~~ I was 5'6 or 5'7. depends I guess... anyway she came up to about meh shoulder.

Meh precious pet is so tiny~~~

she was a proud bisexual, and didn't give a damn what anyone thought about it. I was proud of her for that.

She believed herself to be weak, but trust me. She was a strong girl.

As for myself, my name is Victoria Williams, or Crowley if I use my mothers last name. Yes, I am related to Aliester Crowley. And nooooooo not the one from supernatural. Though the Crowley from supernatural is based off of the real Crowley apparently? So yep, i'm a proud Crowley child!

anyway, my name is Victoria, but I prefer V since it's shorter, and it makes me sound all epic like L from deathnote. Hehehehe~~~

I likes meh some L Lawliet.

DAMN YOU LIGHT YOU FABULOUS UKE BASTARD!

Excuse my language.

Anyway, I have long brunette hair that has an orange tint to it, fiery hazel eyes that turn dark orange at time, depends on the lighting. Sometimes they can appear greenish. Since there hazel it's a mix of all eye colors. Yays~~~

anyway, i'm pale, and tall. Like I said around 5'6 5'7. I wouldn't call myself skinny, but I wouldn't call myself fat. I am curvy. I am proud of my figure. I don't starve myself to death like other chicks do. So yes, I have a woman figure. Not a stick figure thank chu very much.

I have rather nice breasts myself. They differ from size C to D at times.

I have a normal look about myself. Normal eyes, normal hair, normal face. I'm not a Hindu goddess, my face isn't a holy shrine of smexiness. (though I wish it were) I was normal looking, but I made up for that with my loud, bubbly, insane personality.

We had two other friends that lived with us. We were studying in Japan and living together. Our friend Alexander was 18, so he, in a way, looked after us.

I was 16 years old, and Nix was 14.

our other friend was Kai.

She was 17. she had long midnight glossy black hair, with pale blue eyes. She was tall, but shorter then me.

And she had BIG FUCKING BEWBIES!

Bewbies~~~

I'm pansexual, leave me be.

Anyway, Alexander was the most interesting out of all of us I believe?

Alexander was tall, 6'4 to be exact. With messy black hair that sometimes swept over his eyes. Said eyes were an intense ice blue.

His skin was pale, and he was a rather well built man. He was muscular, and well...

everyone wanted to fuck him...

whether it be his. 'I don't fucking care' personality. Or his insane sexiness. I'll never know.

He's a very scary person. He's not very nice, and seems to revolve around wrath a bit.

He has this glare he gives people when he's pissed, and they are immediately terrified of him. He has a deep voice, and is extremely intelligent. Manipulative in ways. He's deceiving. And in ways can be classified as an evil person.

But you'd be wrong.

Alexander is plagued with a dark personality, and dark actions.

But he's truly a beautiful person. He's very kind and nurturing when it comes to children, and the ones he loves.

We love him no matter what.

"Your staring off into space again. Are you telling your life story in your head again?" Nix asked as she poked my cheeks.

"Why yes, yes I am~." I stated, sticking my nose in the air as I crossed my arms.

"and the fake people listening to my story love it." I boasted.

She chuckled, shaking her head as she nummed on her gummies...

then pulled out a jar of nutella and started dipping the gummis in nutella...

I patted her head.

"your special." she smirked at me in response, dropping a gummy into her mouth and slowly chewing, getting reallllllll close to my face.

"raaapppeee!" I flailed. She laughed.

"It's not rape if you like it~~" she said.

I laughed.

"Well what if I didn't like it?" I said teasingly.

She grinned.

"Oh you would~~ I'd put on a strap on and everything, and there'd be looootttsssss of nutella~~~"

I laughed into the table.

"why Nutella?"

she made a boss face.

"because I say so beeeoottcchh~~"

I then proceeded to laugh my ass off hysterically, and suddenly had a shoe thrown at me.

"do. You have to. Laugh. So fucking loud." a familiar voice tiredly growled. I looked over at Alexander who was giving me the death glare.

I squeaked.

"shit Nix hurry up and get the coffee!"

She jumped up, running into the kitchen and getting a cup of coffee ready, before running over to Alex and handing it to him. He took the coffee cup and drank it greedily.

You see, when Alexander wakes up, he has to have coffee, or else he's...

scary...

I think people still tell horror stories of him in Russia...

Hell I think they made a movie! he's like the godzilla of Russia now.

he shuffled over, flopping onto the kitchen chair and drinking his coffee.

"better?" I said. He nodded.

"better." he grumbled tiredly into his coffee cup.

He was a coffee addict. Much like Nix was.

"Hey, where's Kai anyway?" I asked Nix, looking at her.

"she got up early to pick something up." Nix said.

Alexander hummed, muttering.

"she should be back in five."

I blinked.

"four."

Nix blinked.

"two."

we both blinked.

"one."

the front door opened and Kai walked in...

"how..." I muttered...

"i think we've long learned never to question the weirdness that is Alexander's abilities." Nix said calmly as she drank her own coffee.

I nodded.

"meh, your right." I muttered.

"Why are you eating Nutella covered gummies?" Kai asked Nix.

Nix posed.

"Because I am epic! that is why~~"

…...

Well she's right.

Alexander faintly chuckled, ruffling Nix hair.

Nix blushed, and I immediately caught it.

You see, Nix never told anybody, but she had a crush on Alexander. I only knew because...

well I'm a geeennniiiuuussss~~~~
Kai walked over, flopping into the chair beside me and stole my bagel.

"heeeyyy. I was gonna eat that." I said dorkily, crossing my eyes.

She chuckled, taking a bite out of said bagel.

"It's miiinnnee nowww~~~"

I flailed.

"RAPE!"

Kai flailed.

"LUKE USE THE FORCE!"

I pointed at her.

"Luke, I am your father." I said in a Darth Vader voice.

Kai pointed at me.

"that can't be, you have a carrot for a head."

I covered my face.

"why do you have to mention my carrot head." I sobbed dorkily.

Kai glomped me.

"I apologize my orange friend! you help my vision so I shall treat you like a good carrot!"

I fist pumped.

"Yaaayyy~~~"

Alexander just sat there...

"what did I just witness." he asked.

"child birth. Obviously." I said.

Alexander just sat there, before going back to his coffee and pretending he didn't know us.

Hehehe~~~

"WAH!" I heard a voice say, seeing this short old Chinese dude about four feet tall clonk Kai in the head with a bat, knocking her out.

I blinked.

"What the hell! what's a midget pimp doing in our kitchen!" I yelled, flailing.

Nix blinked.

"I don't know but I hop he has gold." she said. The short dude then clonked her in the head with the bat and knocked her out.

"I'm not a leprechaun!" he said.

"really? Because you sure do look like one." Alexander said calmly, looking at the short dude. The short dude hit him in the head...

then hit him in the head again...

"WHY WONT YOU PASS OUT!" the short dude said, flailing.

"ask nicely." Alexander said.

"... will you please pass out?" the leprechaun dude asked nicely.

And then Alexander passed out...

what the hell!?

Then he came over and clonked me in the head a few times since I wouldn't exactly pass out.

Finally I did.

What...

what just happened?

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Disclaimer: I obviously do not own black butler, only my oc's.

So, the first, official chapter. What'd you guys think~~~?