Title: Braniac
Rating: Meh… something having to do with K.
Summary: Elphaba doin' popular. Forgive me. I was a youngin.
It had been a long day for Elphaba and Galinda as they stumbled in at twelve in the morning from partying with Fiyero at the Ozdust. Madame Morrible announced they had a huge test that would make their futures.
"Elphaba, what am I going to do? I can't pass that test!" Galinda worried.
"Of course you will." Galinda gave her a serious look. "Galinda, now that we are friends, I have decided to make you my new project. I know that I don't have to do this, but that's what makes me so nice.
When ever I see someone,
So much dumber than I,
And let's face it,
Who isn't?
Much dumber than I!
My tender cardiac chamber starts to bleed,
And when some one needs to study,
I simply must be a buddy!
I know, I KNOW,
Exactly what they need.
And even in your case,
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed,
Follow my lead,
And yes indeed.
You- will- be,…
A brainac.
You will be a brain-y- ac.
If you're a geek,
You're just unique,
It doesn't mean you're weird or strange,
I'll show you the proper way,
To equate E to A,
Every thing that really counts
To be a brainiac,
You're going to be a brainic,
If you're not a prude,
Then you can't be rude,
All the vocab you've got to know!
So let's start, cause you've got an awfully long way to go…
Don't be offend by my enthuse for calculus,
Just want to teach you the meaning eleutherodactylus
I just want to become a pal-a sis-ter and adviser,
There's no buddy wiser,
Not when it comes to
Brainiacs,
I know about brainiacs,
And with an assist from me,
To be a repartee,
Instead of a blond-ie,
(Or is it blonda?)
There is nothing that can stop you,
From becoming Sma-rt-er. R.
LA,LA, LA, LA,
Going to make you way-smart-er,
When I see unlucky chicks,
Who don't know much more than their own cliques,
I remind them on their own behalf that Albert,
Einstein didn't know much either,
Till he became a Horologiographer,
Did he learn?
Don' make me laugh!
He was a brainiac,
Please, it's all about brainiac,
Does it matter about how you're viewed?
If you've got aptitude,
So it only makes sense to be,
Very, very smart, like, me."
"Elphaba, this is never going to work!" Galinda was about to bite her nails when Elphaba grabbed her hand and pulled it down Galinda's side.
"Yes it will. Let's get started."
THE NEXT DAY
Galinda skipped toward Elphaba with a paper flying behind her.
"Elphie! Look! I got a B+!'
"That's…great, Galinda!" Elphaba fumbled her words as she looked at the paper.
Galinda squealed and ran off to show Fiyero.
"And may you protest,
Your disinterest…
I KNOW, clandestinely,
You're gonna grin and bare it,
You're new knowledgably!
LA, LA, LA, LA!
You'll be knowledgeable,
Just not quite as knowledgeable
As
Me!"