[This broadcast has been interrupted by a breaking news bulletin.

"Hold up," says the author. "That's not supposed to be in there."

Delete Delete Delete

[This broadcast has been interrupted by a breaking news bulletin.

"No no no no NO. This is NOT in my story," yells the author. "Somebody is going to pay."

Delete Delete Delete

A hobbit pops up. "Here, how about a million bucks?"

[This program………

A high-pitched scream issues from out of the room.

[This program has been interrupted by a breaking news bulletin.

"Penguins have taken over the world. Repeat: penguins have taken over the world. It has been reported that hobbits have a soft spot for penguins. The penguins took advantage of this and took over the world.

"We now move to Antarctica to speak with the leader of the penguins, the Penguin Palpatator."

The reporter moves over to a furry blue monster. "Sir, how do you feel now that you are the dictator overlord of the whole world?

The furry blue monster looked confused. "Me Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster start with C. C is for cookie that's good enough for me. C is for cookie that's good enough for me. Oh cookie cookie cookie start with c c c."

"Sorry sir," says the reporter. "Can you point me towards the Penguin Palpatator?"

Cookie Monster again looked confused. "Me can say my ABCs. A B C D E F G….."

The reporter tried again. "Sir, please, can you tell me where the Penguin Palpatator can be found?"

"H I J K ELEMENOPEEEE……"

The reporter looked around, helpless.

"Q R S T U V W X and Z."

"Ah ha," said the reporter.

"Whoops, me forgot Y. W X Y and Z!"

"SHUT UP"

Cookie Monster started crying.

The reporter rolled his eyes. He spotted another man who looked sort of penguiny. Well, he was black and white, anyway. The reporter walked up to him.

"Excuse me sir. Are you the Penguin Palpatator?"

"It's THE Penguin Palpatator, not the Penguin Palpatator you stupid little hobbit," the guy screamed in a high-pitched girly voice.

The reporter whimpered. "I ain't a hobbit."

"Course you aren't," the guy said. "My bad. Now what do you want? An autograph? Sorry, no can do, my hands are kinda paralyzed right now. Probably from hitting myself."

"Um um yea," stammered the reporter, "Um well, um, sir um how do you feel now you are overlord of the whole world?"

"That's DICTATOR Overlord to you pea brain."

"It's COOKIE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cookie Monster came barging in.

Both the reporter and the Penguin Palpatator, um, well, THE Penguin Palpatator DICTATOR Overlord of the whole world (geez that's really long: TPPDOOTWW)

OK, anyway, they both ran away screaming. Or singing, I couldn't tell which.

After the next couple of chapters Star Wars dominates the story. That's why it's categorized as Star Wars. I just had to get that straight.