Chris: Huh? Of course it wasn't me who made the mess. Why would I trash my own camp? Besides, this place was always a dump anyways. You know what was even better? Trying to spark wars between all of them, by making them clean it up. I can tell this season will definitely be dramalicious!
Rodney: Maybe it was Max trying to be evil. This time it worked. The last time? Not so much. If he touches any one of my girlfriends, I'm gonna get mad. Besides, he was the one that forced Scarlett to the breaking point on Pahkitew Island, so maybe he IS the evil genius here. If Scarlett had anything to do with it, I bet Max was in there somewhere too.
Max: It would have been much worse if I had done it. EVIL ON THE LEVEL OF MINE CANNOT BE STOPPED! I have created a machine that destroys things to cause anarchy!
Chris: See, I told you it wasn't me. That Max is trouble. I'm gonna go prime the cannon. *over loudspeaker* Ok guys, I think I know who did it, and they just admitted it! Did you not hear that?! THEY ADMITTED IT! Everyone report to the campfire, and we'll have fun shooting the little bitch that trashed the camp off the island.
Rodney: Of course it was Max. I thought I saw him making eyes at Jasmine the other day.
Scarlett: That little dumbass? He would never even be able to think without me. All of the "evil" he tried to do on Pahkitew Island? That was me. His ideas would have bombed without me. Oh come on. The whole "evil cannot be stopped? That guy loves babies and wouldn't hurt a fly." He couldn't even take over the island, and it took me 2 days tops to do it.
Heather: Of course I wouldn't stop at sabotage to win. I HAVEN'T FUCKING WON ONCE! ONCE! Maybe I did it, maybe I didn't, but I'm going to win this time, and NO ONE WILL GET IN MY WAY.
Leonard: I may or may have not cast a Summoning spell, bringing a trash demon into this world and telepathically ordered it to become my slave and trash the camp. Anyways, that thing is long gone…maybe. Or maybe it's hiding in the mess that it left, just waiting for an unsuspecting victim…Or maybe it didn't exist in the first place!
Lindsay: Listen, I know that people think that I'm stupid, but I'm not, ok? I'm a great leader! I even got to boss my team around, and they listened, even if we didn't win that challenge. I've gotten smarter. I talk strategy now, and I think ahead. I can win, I want to win, and-I DIDN'T TRASH THE CAMP LOOKING FOR MY MASCARA AGAIN, HEATHER-yeah, I didn't trash the camp. If anyone did, it was definitely Heather. That girl is as mean as a snake, and she doesn't moisturize either, because she looks like one too. Ugh. So gross and...scaly.
Ezequiel: raaarrrrghhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggggnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttthhhbpt(it might have been me. My toxic waste induced rage fits have really gotten worse, and I hate Chris, so I probably did it in my sleep. All the better that more people have to suffer because of the shitty person the host is."
Duncan: Ugh. That weird little zombie thing that doesn't even talk? I doubt he could even find a little strength in that stick body of his to try and lift a leaf. Of course it "wasn't" me. I "want to win". I don't understand the point of that. I've already won, it's all good. Why not get some more revenge on my ex-girlfriend and that stupid host? Either way, someone got madder than me at Chris, and that hasn't happened in a while.
Beth: Ok, so I was spinning my baton, and then my retainer fell out, so I tried to catch it, and...ok sue me, I broke a window. Chef got maaaaad. Did I trash the camp if I can cause that much distraction with a baton? No. I want to win again, and destroying the set that this place has would get me a one way trip back to the mainland. I need that million buck so I can buy ponies, and dolls, and an Invisalign®️. I bet you my left toenail that bitch Amy did it. She isn't fooling me with her "blamey on Samey" act.
Samey: I want to have an alliance with Jasmine. I heard that maybe she and Shawn are going to partner up, but I want to be with her. She really taught me to stand up to Amy, and care for myself and my feeling, not just not making Amy mad. Maybe she did it because she was mad at me actually standing up to her. Either way, she's getting off this island before I leave.