RWBY Rants, Jokes, Comedy, and Boring Humor

by WeirdGuyOne

In which everyone has a jolly good time when they're.. Going crazy? Ah, that makes sense. Or they just get hurt really bad. Yeah, weird stories that are short as hell. Now, come and read this weird fanfiction! rated m just in case i guess Full of rants as well. This can be seen as offensive, just a warning. New Rant Out! 11-7-2018 (Cinder Rant Fixed From Block Of Text)

2. The Nightmare And Weiss's Berating

"AHHH!"

Ruby was having a nightmare.

Of what, you might ask. It is time for an explanation for this. Ruby is having a nightmare of her team dying. Yes, her entire team dying.

And that is when she realizes, it was a dream.

So she thinks happy thoughts, and the entire place turns into a wonderland of cookies.

Ruby squeals in excitement, before waking up to Weiss screeching like a Banshee. Ruby cowers into her bunk bed, before Weiss is suddenly smacked. "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP," an angry voice yells from nearby, a masculine voice. Ruby looks outside her curtain covered bunk bed to look at the one who smacked Weiss, only to see a guy who held a passive face and was drinking from a pepsi can.

Weiss looked offended, and stomped on over, going to yell into his face, when she was pushed back by an invisible force. "Did you seriously scream at Ruby here for being childish on the first few days while also yelling at them at a pitch higher than dog whistles but capable of being heard by humans?"

Ruby looked back and forth between Weiss and the man drinking pepsi, before looking at Weiss and seeing Weiss's eyes widen in shock. Ruby tilted her head questioningly, before looking back to the pepsi guy. Who wasn't there anymore, but instead a note.

Ruby went over to read the note, and when she did, she read out loud and giggled throughout.

Dear ice-bitch with vocal cords louder than the White Fang protests and higher in pitch than the number of people killed by White Fang, I regret to inform you that you are a moronic individual who is too hypocritical to become the leader of the SDC. At least your father has an ounce of business talent, but you're a ruthless dictator with an IQ below 90.

You scream at people with talent and potential you lack, berate others for being unintelligent, and attempt to take control of all situations no matter how small. There is a good line between being uptight and being a fucking dumbass. You are on the fucking dumbass side and the uptight at the same time somehow. A good reason for me to say you're stupid is because you have the power of glyphs yet never use time dilation on your speedster, Ruby Rose. With that speed, Ruby would be fast enough to match Oobleck, and that guy goes at 501 miles per hour. I checked.

Now, commit die.

- WeirdGuyOne, the pepsiholic and douchebag.