Haunted Hotel part 2

A/N: i couldn't help it. it was origionally supposed to be a one-shot but i changed my mind. Enjoy!

The five swords thought that it was over when they found out it was all Shadow. But this crazy author loves screwing up their lives, so they are going to have to go through it ALL. OVER. AGAIN! It all started after the hotel incident in the middle of nowhere. With me being Caption Obvious. Or acting like Fi, however it's put. They were spending the night in the guest bedroom of Zelda's castle, so nothing should happen right? I mean, there's MAGIC protecting the place for Din's sake! But author powers overrule it so their lives are going to be crap for yet another night. This is all taking place at around 11 at night.

"Ugh! Why does ANYPLACE need this many lanterns!?" Complained Shadow, who was currently hiding under the blankets on one of the five beds.

"Because some people like to see." Said Green.

"Can't they just learn to see in the dark?" Shadow whined

"Scientifically speaking, most average humans would not be able to see in pitch black, or near pitch black." Said Vio

"All of you nerds shut up." Said Blue, who had his pillow over his face. That's a good thing too, because after he got mad at Red for eating all the candy, no one really wanted to see him.

"Shut it!" shouted Blue

"How many times do I have to tell you idiots to stop breaking 'IT'!?" shouted Vio

Thank you Vio. Anyway, after they all got tired, they went to bed. Which I won't ever understand because who goes to bed that early anyways!? Shadow however, is used to being a creature of the night. So he was the first to see the horror that was coming. Navi was back!

"Guys, HIDE!" Shadow screamed

"What's wrong?" asked Green, but it was too late because Shadow was already halfway across the planet in the Dark World. "HEY, LOOK, LISTEN!" shouted Navi. Red screamed, and Blue instinctively swung his hammer. Fortuetly, he hit Navi and sent her flying against the wall. I used my amazing powers to warp them into Majora's Moon. Where there was yet another hotel. Not to mention the Moon Childern. And because I have never played Majora's Mask, I don't know anything about the children. So I'm just assuming this is what could happen.

"Daddy!" said one of them, running over to Blue.

"What the heck!? Get away from me!" he said, hitting the moon child with the hammer. Majora then appeared, looking like a woman with blue skin and long blue hair and a devil tail.

"Honey, how dare you hurt one of our children!?" Majora asked Blue bewildered

"Get the **** away from me!" shouted Blue, running towards the hotel. I was cracking up over my own cleverness of making Majora think she had a husband. And Blue's reaction to it. Either way, Majora and the Moon Children found that they could not enter the hotel, so they were waiting outside, leaving the Swords trapped in the hotel.

"What the heck Shadow!?" Blue screamed at Shadow

"What!? It's not me this time!" Shadow said

"How do we know you're not lying?" As if to answer his question, which it was, a bunch of fairies, bunnies, adorable little birds, and the cutest puppies and kittens ever came up to Shadow and started cuddling against him. And they all GLOWED!

"AAAAHHH!" Shadow screamed, "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" he screamed that last part at me before running and hiding under the reception desk.

"Stop it!" shouted Vio, who was getting sick of everyone breaking 'THE WALL'.

"Who the heck are you anyway!?" shouted Blue, pointing his sword in the air as if to threaten me. Too bad I was behind him.

To answer your question Blue, I'm SpiritofSilverWater. But since that is one heck of a mouthful, just call me Sylgia. I just love messing with you guys so much, I just had to do it again.

"Screw you!" shouted all five swords except Red who was both too nice and hiding in the corner and whimpering in fear. I told you he was a sissy.

"I AM NOT A SISSY!" Red shouted

"STOP BREAKING THE WALL!" Both Green and Vio screamed

Blue was actually doing a decent job of scaring me with his glare, so I ended up on an electric wire all night on earth. Far above the ground and away from Blue. And if any of you Links break the wall again I'll let Majora and the moon children get you.

"Hey Red, why don't you get all those little animals and take care of them. Before Shadow loses the last of his sanity or kills them." Said Green

"Yay!" shouted Red, who was somehow suddenly himself again and all happy and stuff. He started petting the glowing animals and getting them away from a twitching Shadow. I'll never understand that kid.

"Ok Mr. Emo, you can get out from under there now!" said Green

"I AM NOT EMO!" screamed a still scared Shadow.

"Oh come on, they're just some little furry critters. They're not gonna hurt you." Said Blue snickering.

"THE LIGHT BURNS!" Shadow screamed, still in a fetal position.

Just then a bunch of angry cuccos came into the room. Everyone screamed and ran upstairs, where the goddess Farore appeared to them.

"Oh Wow! Farore!" said all the Links in wonderment except for Shadow who just hid under the bed of the room they randomly ran into.

"Yeah, um…" said Farore

"Yes?" asked Vio

"There's no easy way to say this, but I changed my mind about giving you guys the triforce of courage."

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, I'm gonna give it to Vaati."

"WHAT!?"

"uh huh, you heard me right."

"Farore! What are you thinking!?" said Nayru, who suddenly appeared in the room

"Oh, hey Nay."

"You should give it to Ganon instead! I already gave wisdom to him!"

"WHAT!?"

"Well, you are the smart one."

But since I like Shadow too much, Farore didn't do that, instead, she gave them Navi.

"HEY LOOK LISTEN HEY BLUE LISTEN HEY LINK LOOK LISTEN HEY!"

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They all cried in unison, even Shadow, who was still in shock. Blue was trying really hard to ignore me and the mess I was making of his life, but as I said last chapter, Blue is very bad at ignoring things that annoy him. Which he should be slightly better at by now, especially since he has Red to practice on. Red was opening his mouth to in object, when Vio clamped a hand over his mouth. Just then, the angry cuccos burst in through the door and tried to peck them to their doom. Shadow has reached his limit and was absolutely insane now, and in his state, he attempted to jump out the window, to his Majora doom below. However, Vio caught his foot and dragged him back up, and after they escaped the cuccos, they tied Shadow down to keep him from doing anything. After a while of him screaming out random gibberish, Blue attempted to knock Shadow out, but his hand just passed through Shadow everytime because you can't hit a shadow. However, Red's 'comforting' hug did. And now since I've had my fill of hurting Shadow, and scaring the crap out of the others, I returned them to the castle. However, I left them with one last surprise. A castle full of Navis.

"Curse you Sylgia!" shouted Blue

You're the light of my life too.

"Why do you hate us!?" cried a still in shock Shadow

I love you guys so much I just have to do this. *cough* IloveyouShadow *cough*

"What about me?" asked Red giving his cutest face

You're adorable. I can't believe how much I'm uploading today. Fanfiction is so awesome.

"Why did you hate us enough to add another chapter?" asked Green

Through the support of a friend.

Zelda came in

Hi Zelda

"Hi Sylgia!"

"You two know each other?" asked Green

"Oh yeah, Sylgia's been a friend of mine for a long time. She's also in some aincent legends so-"

"What!?"

That's a story for another time bye!