Baby Boom and Ministry Doom
(Lol. If you think up a
better title, let me
know in a review)
A/N: I read 'When Potions Go Boom', 'I Didn't Sleep With That Wizard', and 'Oh Merlin, No!' and I couldn't help but want to write one of my own. I give full credit to those authors. Hopefully, y'all will like my story. I know I really should get back to writing my other stories, and I will, but this idea wouldn't go away.
Summary: Hogwarts is in chaos when a potions accident filters through the school. Harry Potter is just one of the students that ends up pregnant. Students from years 5 through 7 come together to deal with cravings, mood swings, and classes. The thing is, only submissives were impregnated. Drarry, Slytherin!Harry, Ron/Ginny/Dumbledore!bashing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! That's J.K. Rowling. I only own the plot for this story, and the original characters.
To my reviewers:
Ritsuki Yonsago 3/29/13 . chapter 1: It sounds interesting. I like Mpreg Harry and I was happy he had triplet babies XD
Please I hope they are boys and Draco is Dom *puppy eyes*
Me: You'll see. :D
Antara93 3/29/13 . chapter 1: oh dear poor harry...wonder who d other dad is? ;)
Me: Just wait...
25 3/29/13 . chapter 1: history happens after she defeated Harry voldy? And how will it be when it réagire that Draco is the father of that triple door.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't understand your review. You didn't answer my pm, so you probably don't allow them. Please explain what you mean.
Pikachu79 3/28/13 . chapter 1: I am reading I Didn't Sleep With That Wizard. Your story starting off well and I can't wait to read more!
Me: Thanks! I didn't know how people would receive the first chapter.
Lady Constance Malfoy Hummel 3/28/13 . chapter 1: Update soon this is well thought out and the basis of a great story
Me: Thank you! :D I wanted something a little different from other mass pregnancy stories.
13girlsrule 3/28/13 . chapter 1: it's really good sofar. also i think a sutable name is 'What?! I'm a Mother?!' it kinda sounds funny. i'm not sure it will fit for the rest of the story but for now it kinda does.
Me: I don't know... I guess we'll see what other people come up with. Thank you.
SidheGirl414 3/28/13 . chapter 1: [Type your review here...]
Me: I think it's kinda funny how you clicked post before you typed a review. I do stuff like that all the time. I read your pm. Thank you.
UnderTheMoon 3/28/13 . chapter 1: This is good. More updates please? Soon? :)
Me: Well, how do you like this one?
PyroFyre1214 3/28/13 . chapter 1: Wow... triplets... that's a shocker... dang
Me: Yeah, I know. I wanted him to be the first to have triplets.
dela1 3/28/13 . chapter 1: Very good start cant wait for more
Me: Thanks.
Guest 3/28/13 . chapter 1: please continue
Me: Here you are.
varette 3/28/13 . chapter 1: The story begins interesting. I really can't wait for another chapter and I hope you will update soon :-*
Me: Like it? Love it?
Paddy Gurl 3/28/13 . chapter 1: Well I cant wait to read some more
Me: I hope you love this.
Guest 3/28/13 . chapter 1: Really enjoyed reading it, can't wait for more.
Me: I hope you enjoy this too.
Shae Vizla 3/28/13 . chapter 1: Amusing.
Poor Harry but since it's a Ginny bashing, it's perhaps save him from her !
Me: *smirks* I guess you'll just have to read on to find out. *laughs*
jjrocx 3/28/13 . chapter 1: That was good the name is weird but its still a good story eagerly awaiting the next chapter
Me: Thanks.
Chapter 2: Pregnant Students Run Amok (September 3rd)
Harry got up early on Tuesday morning. He groggily put on his glasses, and grabbed some clothes for a shower. As he let the hot water cascade down his body, Harry looked down at his flat stomach. 'How can there be three little ones growing inside me? I didn't even think wizards could get pregnant.' He turned off the shower once he finished washing, and dried off. After getting dressed, and brushing his teeth and hair, Harry walked out of the bathroom and into his dorm room. He grabbed his school bag, and ran down to the common room. He stopped when he got there. The sixth year students, Ginny, and three of the seventh years were standing or sitting around the common room. "What's everyone doing up so early?" He asked.
Hermione walked over to him. "It's not that we're up early, but we never went up to bed."
"Oh. How many of you got surprising news last night?" Harry watched as George, Katie, Lavender, Dean, Hermione, Pavarti, and Ginny raised their hands. Everyone had been surprised when the Weasley twins came back to redo their seventh year. They had said that they wanted to be back, now that Umbridge was gone. Harry was still thinking about how many people raised their hands, when Ginny ran over to him.
"Harry, now we can get married! We can raise my baby together!" she exclaimed, grabbing his arm.
Harry scowled at her. Everyone but Ginny could see that he wasn't happy about her saying that and trying to force him into marriage. Harry said, "Ginny, I can't and won't marry you. Ever. You're like a sister to me. Besides, we have something in common."
Ginny frowned when he told her that he wouldn't marry her. Then she smiled when he said that they had something in common. "What is it, Harry? If we have something in common, then we'll be perfect for each other!"
Harry saw Hermione's eyes get a knowing gleam in them as she figured it out. Harry looked back at Ginny. "I'm pregnant too," he said. "It's because of that potions accident."
Ginny gasped. "You are a submissive?!"
"Yeah, I guess so. So what?" Harry asked. He watched as Ginny stormed off, and he shrugged. He looked at Ron to gauge his expression, and saw that the other male was as red as his hair. "Ron?"
"Don't 'Ron' me. How could you break her heart? She's been in love with you forever!" Ron yelled.
Fred and George walked over. Fred started, "No, she,"
"has not. She's been,"
"obsessed. Mum used to,"
"tell her all about,"
"how Harry defeated,"
"You-know-who,"
"ever since she,"
"was little," ended George.
Harry shuddered. "Just what I don't need: an obsessed fangirl." Almost everyone laughed, except Ron and Ginny, and Harry said, "Let's go. I'm starving."
...
At breakfast, Dumbledore stood up. "Listen up, everyone. I was informed late last night that the potions accident left many students pregnant. Most of the students affected are sixth years. Classes are cancelled for the next two days for the pregnant students to schedule parenting classes and healer check-ups until the birth of their child or children. Now, I had Madam Pomfrey write a list of who is pregnant," at this, Poppy glared at him, "And I used a spell to determine who 'fathered' the child or children." He cleared his throat.
"Let's begin," Dumbledore said, ignoring Poppy's warning glare. "With the fifth years. I'll state the pregnant student first followed by the other parent. Miss Luna Lovegood is having twins with Mr. Neville Longbottom." Everyone seemed shocked at this, but Luna smiled at Neville. "Mr. Colin Creevey is having a child with Mr. David Parks. Miss Ginevra Weasley is having a child with Mr. Michael Corner." Ginny shrieked in outrage. "Now the sixth years: Miss Lavender Brown is having a child with Mr. Ronald Weasley." Ron shook his head, and Hermione sighed in relief. "Mr. Dean Thomas is having a child with Mr. Seamus Finnigan. Miss Pavarti Patil is having twins with Miss Romilda Vane. Miss Padma Patil is having twins with Mr. Blaise Zabini." Zabini looked shocked at this, but not against it, surprisingly. "Miss Daphne Greengrass is having a child with Mr. Anton Zabini." The recent transfer student was Blaise Zabini's cousin on their father's side. "Miss Pansy Parkinson is having a child with Mr. Vincent Crabbe." Parkinson burst into tears, upset that she wasn't having Malfoy's child. "Miss Tracy Davis is having twins with Mr. Theodore Nott. Miss Hannah Abbott is having a child with Mr. Justin Finch-Fletchley. Miss Susan Bones is having a child with Mr. Wayne Hopkins. Miss Megan Jones is having twins with Mr. Terry Boot. Miss Lisa Turpin is having a child with Mr. Ernie MacMillan. Miss Mandy Brocklehurst is having twins with Mr. Anthony Goldstein. Mr. Stephen Cornfoot is having a child with Mr. Kevin Entwhistle. Miss Millicent Bulstrode is having twins with Mr. Morag McDougal. Miss Su Li is having a child with Mr. Zacharia Smith. Miss Hermione Granger is having twins with... Professor Severus Snape?" Hermione stood up, eyes wide and mouth open in shock. Snape froze. Dumbledore continued, "Mr. Harry Potter is having... triplets? with Mr. Draco Malfoy." Harry was pale and shaking, while Draco just sat there in shock. Last, are the seventh years: Mr. George Weasley is having twins with his twin brother."
Ron yelled, "Incest! Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?!"
Fred yelled back, "We've never slept together! The potions accident did this to us! No wonder no one likes you anymore! You leap to conclusions, and yell about every little thing!"
Dumbledore chuckled. "Boys, boys. Calm down, and let's finish this. Shall we? Good. Miss Ryane Philips is having a child with Miss Cho Chang. Miss Katie Bell is having a child with Mr. Cormac McLaggen. Miss Merietta Edgecombe is having a child with Mr. Eddie Carmichael. Now, one last thing... The pregnant students who are in a different house from the one that 'fathered' their child or children, will have to be resorted and move into a private room with them." He summoned the Sorting Hat, and said, "To make this official, and binding, when I call your name come up here and get resorted. Ginevra Weasley."
Ginny walked up to him, scowling. The hat was placed on her head, and shouted, "Ravenclaw!"
"Luna Lovegood," called Dumbledore.
"Gryffindor!"
Dumbledore went down the line until the last two, "Hermione Granger."
"Slytherin!"
"Harry Potter."
"Slytherin! It's about time, Mr. Potter."
Harry walked over to the Slytherin table, just like Hermione had. He sat next to Malfoy when the blond scooted over. Harry picked at a chicken leg, nervous at the stares he was getting from everyone. He saw Malfoy looking at him out of the corner of his eye. Turning to face the blond, he saw that Malfoy was still facing him.
Malfoy asked, "Are you really having triplets?" Harry nodded, and Malfoy continued, "That's never happened! The most a man has had were twins, and he nearly lost them twice!"
Harry swallowed, feeling a little sick. "Great... Now I have that to look forward to," he said sarcastically. His face was even more pale.
Malfoy's eyes widened. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to get scared. I just meant it is a miracle that we are having three babies!"
Harry stared at him in shock. The other Slytherins around them looked at the blond in shock as well. Harry asked, shakily, "You apologized, Malfoy?"
Malfoy blushed slightly, almost un-noticed. "Don't get used to it, Potter.
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