Drabble: Pregnancy Hormones

From Chapter 10: 2017

A/N: Based loosely on the episode 3x18 ("Another Proposal") and (as usual) any lines taken directly from the episode will be in bold. Have fun with this one! This is sort of a (long) drabble, or a (really) short oneshot: you can take your pick! Enjoy!

She was fixing lunches for the two of them when he walked in. They had both decided that it would just be easier to meet at home for lunch everyday (or as many days as possible) than to go somewhere else; so, this arrangement began.

"Ames? I'm here! Sorry, my meeting ran a little late and…" he began before he was practically tackled to the ground.

"I wanna talk to you," Amy said after they were both on the ground.

"Umm, can we talk over lunch? I'm kind of running a little…" Ricky tried to finish, but was cut off by a feisty and needing kiss.

"I want to talk to you about having sex," Amy whispered before kissing him fiercely again. Ricky was slightly at a loss for words, so Amy took this as a sign to continue, "So I'm going to go upstairs, take this off, put on my fancy French lingerie, and then you are going to come upstairs and we are going to do what we've wanted to do for a long, long time."

After thinking over many possible ways to put this as gently as possible, Ricky finally found something to say to turn Amy away from this idea. Don't get me wrong, I'd have sex with Amy any day, but I'm really running late and I was hoping I could just get some lunch…"Ames, we has sex like two nights ago and I really just need to get some lunch," Ricky said with many long pauses to catch his breath (Yea, I definitely want to have sex with her).

"Wait," Amy asked, standing up slowly and cautiously from the floor, "You don't want to have sex with me? What? Is it because I'm not pretty anymore?" Amy asked in a very over-dramatic (although Ricky could tell she wasn't kidding) voice and she began to cry.

"Ames, don't do this. You know I think you're beautiful and I love you, it's just that…I have to get back to work soon," Ricky tried to give Amy a hug, but she flat out refused before she ran upstairs; crying. God, why did I get this girl pregnant again? Well, there goes getting back to the office in time.

A/N: Oh, how cute. Thanks for reading! And the little second child of Ricky and Amy is telling you to review, so you better review!