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This chapter is dedicated to : ACULLEN4EVER , my one and only reviewer for the first chapter :D.

AlicePOV

"Does anyone have a piece of paper and a pen?" Bella asked from one of the seats in the back. I turned my head around to look at her. "I do, why?" I said, shuffling around under the seat.

"I just need to start writing my will, is all." She said calmly. Emmett grinned and Edward scowled. "I'm only going 120." He muttered. "I'm going slow for you." I rolled my eyes and smiled. "Yes, Edward, but this isn't your Volvo. It's a RV."

Edward turned his head to look at me. "Yes, Alice. I understand." He muttered. Someone's a little stubborn. I thought, grinning at him. "Edward, your gonna crash!" Bella shrieked from the back seat. Edward turned around to look at her, keeping one hand on the wheel. "Bella, I'm not going to—"

CRASH.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bella, Rosalie and I screamed as the RV rolled down a steep hill. Finally, it settled at the bottom in a pool of dirty water.

"Great, Edward. Now we're in a ravine or something." Emmett laughed, excited for some reason. "I didn't do it!" Edward said, holding up both hands. We all looked at him. "Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions." He explained, shrugging. "Besides Alice, how did you not see that?"

I shrugged. Rosalie scowled, crossing her arms. "Once again, reality continues to ruin my exsistence." She grumbled dramatically. We all rolled our eyes.

"Umm…" Bella peered out the window. "I think we're sinking." We all scrambled to look out a window. Sure enough, the water was inching up the side of the RV. "EVERYBODY OUT! WE'RE GONNA BLOW!" Emmett howled, grinning the whole time as he swung up the door and we all scrambled out.

We all pressed up against the wall, slowly slipping down into the water. The walls were too steep to climb up, even for us vampires. "This is what you get for driving so fast, Edward." I chirped.

Edward glared at me. There was silence for a moment.

"WAIT! Wait, I have a reallyyyy good idea!" Emmett said suddenly. We all turned to look at him except Edward, who just pinched the bridge of his nose. "That's not going to work." He muttered.

Emmett ignored him. "Okay. Does anyone have six umbrella's?" He asked. I paused, getting a vision. I laughed then. "No, Edward's right. That's not going to work." "YESSS, IT WILL!" He insisted. "I saw it on Winnie the Pooh. "

We all stifled a laugh. There were visions that kept flashing across my mind, so I decided to just ignore them for this trip. After all, nothing else bad should happen. So I blocked them out.

Bella wandered off a few feet and peered into the water. "Hey…" She called out. "There's six umbrella's right here!" She said, plunging her fist into the water and pulling out six umbrellas.

"Why, how entirely relevant to whats happening!" Edward gasped.

Five Minutes Later…

"Hey, I was wrong. It did work." Edward said.

We were all floating in the umbrella's, going upstream.

"How is this even possible?" Bella asked. We shrugged.

"White castle, here we come!" Emmett called.

Short, yes, I know. But I don't think I'll be able to update for a day or so, so I put one up.


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