Cardfight Vanguard V Abridged

by Saike4233

This was a terrible idea but I went through with it. An abridging of the V series of Cardfight Vanguard told poorly by someone with not enough brain cells to contemplate if I should or should not have done this.

2. Chapter 2

AND NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

"God, why did the gods of luck bring me such misfortune to stay at Grade 1?"

Aichi asked.

"You could've just G Assisted."

Miwa said.

"God, I am SO unlucky!"

Aichi said, ignoring Miwa.

"YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT A GOD DAMN 6 DAMAGE HEAL! Some people DREAM of having that much plot armor!"

Miwa said.

"Ugh...Maybe the heart of the cards will guide me in the right direction!"

Aichi said, drawing his generic avatar, Blaster Blade, whilst Miwa shouted 'THAT ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT SHOW!'

"Woo! I'll just ride this, and essentially call my whole hand!"

Aichi declared, doing just that.

"Okay, well, If you can get a 6 damage heal, so can I."

Kai said, pulling Dragonic Overlord.

"...Not even surprised. Because what else makes sense in this place?"

He asked.

"Well, you know, the rules are pretty efficiently explained, the characters are all pretty memorable except the G Era, and the power-creeping of Triggers and shield values from this format make it easy to keep up with the other format."

Aichi said.

"...Fuck those Premium OTT, Megacolony and Dark Irregular combos though."

Miwa commented.

"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"

Aichi and Kai both agreed.