Ice Cream
Ship - Mullette
On a particularly rainy Saturday morning, Hercules Mulligan opened the freezer. Not because he was hungry, but because he was bored and knew that food was the only solution to his problem.
Herc also knew that he had bought a tub of ice cream yesterday, and had been savouring the thought of devouring it all day. However, there are other people in this world who find great delight in eating ice cream.
Boyfriends.
"Laaaaf?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you eat my ice cream?!"
"No, mon amour,"
"Are you sure? It was right here,"
"Uhhh..."
"Well?!"
"Maybe..."
"Laf!"
The Irish man poked his head round the door and glared at his roommate, who was blinking innocently at him.
"Mon amour..." Lafayette started in an attempt to fix the situation
"Don't call me 'love'! I was in serious relationship and you broke it! You're tearing this family apart!" snapped Herc.
"With...with the ice cream...?"
"Yes!"
"Oh my goodness Herc, tu es fou mais je t'aime,"
Hercules sighed "Oh I give up,"
So only one had ice cream that day, whilst the other was left bored.
Mon amour - My love
Tu es fou mais je t'aime - You're crazy, but I love you