AN: Thank you Ulyferal for been my Beta.

"Okay, there we go. Are you ready Chance?" asked the author looking at the tabby with a happy expression on his face. He then scooted away when Chance gave him the 'I will kill you look' before turning his attention to the sky immediately. 'Geez, he's worst than Feral!' the author thought.

Jake watched the whole scene with a frown on his face but didn't comment on his buddies' attitude. He sighed and kept on watching, saying "Just do it" to the author.

Part Two: Chance/T-bone

6. CxJ or CxF? THE ULTIMATE TUG OF WAR!

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This one is a piece a cake, just invite a bunch of random people or Kats to the garage that is either a fan to CxJ or CxF. If you don't know what 'x' stands for then you're either a wannabe fanatic or never heard of it in this site. Wait until the tabby comes back to the garage, and make sure to wear some earplugs since there will be an uproar on who should be paired with who. Ha! Gave you a hint on my brilliant plans!

Escape

You don't have to escape right away and could enjoy yourself to a big bowl of popcorn while Chance's arm are been tugged in a tug of war between CxJ and CxF fans. Chance's face is just priceless, it's just so perfect the angel of his lips are at while having that confused face. His anger will sky rocket trough the roof when he figures what the whole political issue is about and who invited them. He will soon get his arms free from those fanatics so, you should run…like now.

Aftermath

FALSE ALARM! He's still trying to get free from those fanatics.

SIDE NOTES: I think…..I broke the fourth wall….shi- I'm mean, hell yeah!

7. Kitty

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When Chance is around public, mostly his old enforcers' friends, ex-girlfriends, she-Kats, Jake, Feral…..and I really don't want to continue this list of Kats so, let's continue torturing the tabby shall we. When he's in public just randomly hug him and say "KITTY!" The main object in this gag is breaking his macho pride. Do exclaim it to get better results.

Escape

It's, again, based on age and sex on how this would affect the tabby-

- Age 1-13 and any gender, his face would flush red and will try to, as gently as possible, get you off of him while getting a hold load of awes from the female population.

-Age 14-18 and either gender, he would just growl at the civilians and snarl mean little words to you like 'get off me'.

-Age 21+ and female, his eyes would literary go white and pass out by the sudden watermelons' (or cherries) suffocating him.

- Age 21+ and male, he would fell really awkward for some seconds while trying to grasp what just happen, then gently push you off him and then walk away.

Aftermath

He would just completely avoid you, his macho pride had been fully broken to fluff just by been hugged. In a few weeks everything will go back to normal. This gag is completely one hundred percent safe to do.

Side Notes: His whole personality is just a hoax…..he has a fluffy tail then he should have a fluffy personality. Its conspiracies I tell you…..ALL OF THEM!

8. Don't mess with the Turbo Kat!

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The Turbo Kat is his 'baby' and is in love with it, and no he doesn't have a sexual fetish for jets since that would be just weird in so many ways. Since it's a she then he wouldn't, *ahem*, mind a, *cough*, a makeover. Chance is just going to 'love' it, I just know it.

The next day, Chance would find a rather pleasant surprise waiting for him in the hanger. His eyes would grow in dismay, his mouth would drop in shock, and his soul would be taken from death upon seen the monstrosity, most horrifying thing known to man and toms alive.

A girly jet…*horror music insert here*

Escape

Once Chance gets a hold of himself, after seeing the new pink body colored jet with a bowtie on it, his attention will turn to you. Hell itself could not control the burning rage within Chance's eyes and the said tabby will slowly begin to walk your way. Do not, I repeat, do not run away my friends…..just give your best idiotic smile and say-

"Now she's a real she" that would push the last string holding him from beating you to a bloody pupil. Run now my little bunnies, the hunt has begun.

Aftermath

You're going to get corner sooner or later. Its 50-50 here and it will decide whether or not you'll survive and tell about it to your friends. If by some chance, some miracle, and some guardian angels doings that the Swat Kat alarm goes off in that exact moment, you'll survive. If not, you're just screwed in the bases of all that is luck. I'll bring some flowers and a priest.

Side Notes: Should I tell both that it wasn't just their jet that had a makeover…..naw they're already in the locker rooms and also I could hear Chance's cry from here.

9. Fake Anger Management Therapist

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Tell him you're a therapist, giving free therapy to his friends and show him a fake ID to make him believe you. He will not agree but luckily Jake would encourage him to do it. When both you and the tabby are inside your office, slap him silly and tell Chance its part of the exercise to a better personality but he cannot hit you back. After fifty hits across the face, Chance would start questioning this exercise while holding his temper.

Tell him this "Yes, we must turn you from Mr. Sour Puss to Mr. Kitty" or "Are you the therapist, ARE YOU? So shut up and take it like a man!"

After an hour Jake would barge in the room and Mr. Kill Joy here would reveal that you are not actually a therapist. He's smart so you could already figure he's been making phone calls to other therapist about you.

Escape

Chance was already finding an excuse to attack you and when Jake came in, blabbing about the false therapy you have given him, he would already be on top of you.

Aftermath

You could-a) Be in a coma, b) Have some broken bones, or c) Dead.

Side Notes: Don't ask, I'm stupid enough to do this

10. Scardy Kat….In Real Life?

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You know the crazy cartoon Kat that Chance just love in the show called 'Scaredy Kat'. Yeah that particular tom! Now listen well and this is what you do, first you would need to find a costume shop, and then buy a suit of the said Kat, and finally dress up and shake your tail on for Chance! You'll be surprised of the outcome though…..

Escape

Surprisingly instead of been chased in anger by Chance he'll be chasing you like a fanboy seeing his star for the very first time. It'll be more awkward when he tackles you and starts nuzzling you….while also licking, biting, and purring the suit. It's very idiotic; it's just you in a costume!

Aftermath

This is the worst plan in action; it backfires on you this trick so, don't do it….unless you want to. Chance would order and demand a one hour of you dressing up as Scardy Kat Mon.-Thur. And DAMN the suit makes you damn sweaty…like really it's like you're in a damn hell or something, god!

AN: Next is Jake! Review, comment, and leave a prank for Jake!

Thank You for the ideas!