chapter 1:
cut scene to when mikado really met saika/anri, it was rejected :c
now face the kung fu rage of Mikado's blue ball fury:
when Mikado was about to go home from Shizuo's toilet sword shop and it was getting late,
Just then, a random girl came up to him in this weird glasses face look.
"Um hi you person." Mikado wanted to walk away.
"Hi hi my name is Anri, oh is that a ball? I've got some pretty big ones if you want."
Mikado knew this was going to go wrong, especially with that phrase.
"Um, I gotta go to my house, so bye."
Anri grabbed Mikado and ran with him for no reason.
"NOOOOO." Mikado REALLY wanted to get away.
A few running steps later, they arrived at a construction site.
"Let's do it here." Anri leaned forward to Mikado.
"What god no." Until then, Anri transformed into a Saika thing that can jump.
"I'm going to eat you now hehehe." Anri hit him several times just like a super saiyon shooting kai-balls at a person over and over again like.
"AHHHHHHH"
Mikado was bleeding bad, but then he realized, the glowing ball was actually enchanted with the toilet sword power, he bit it like Eren would bite bread with great power.
He then gained the toilet sword blue ball power.
"Time to fight you c:" Mikado knew it had to be powerful, after all, it was from Shizuo.
"They fought around and around, while Anri was blocking a lot with her Saika tentacle thing from her back.
Mikado had to finish this, so as he thought of how Anri did that saiyon thing, he flew into the air, and used the sanic fast blue ball attack.
"PEW PEW PEW PEW"
It was so powerful, and out of control, it hit a bar on top of them, and it fell down on Anri. Then her boobs exploded.
"God damn it." Anri was getting tired of this happening indeed.
Suddenly, Mikado fainted because of the magical blue ball power intensity. Every went black.
insert Raira hospital scene here. = half ghoul Mikado, poor Mikado.
-next time we have Izaya's washroom scene original wanted version c: