The next day, for Ranma at least, was horrible. Akane bugged him about "teasing poor Ryouga", his mother blathering on about something manliness related, and Kuno attacking him on the way to school.
Currently Ranma sat in English, trying to split a post-it note with chakra. So far, he had three paper cuts and a singed post-it. Not noticing that Hinako-sensei calling on him, he continued to seemingly stare at a blank piece of paper.
Annoyed that her student was ignoring her, Hinako reached into a drawer and pulled out a five-yen piece. When she raised it, the entire class, save one, moved out of her line of fire. Sadly, Ranma never noticed the Happou Go-en Satsu until it was too late, and he'd even drained dry.
'Great!' Ranma thought 'Just freakin' great!'
The reason for the young man' distress was obvious. He and his rival, Ryouga Hibiki, had met on his way home from school. In the brawl that had ensued, they had knocked each other out, and Ranma had woken up to a little girl poking him with a rather pointy stick. It seems fate was not on his side today.
'Least I can give P-Chan the scrolls' he thought pulling Ryouga onto his back.
Ryouga was confused. One second he was about to upper-cut Ranma, the next, he was in the Tendo Dojo, lying in a blue futon.
'Was it a dream?' Blinking as the pieces slowly forced themselves together, he screamed "DAMMIT!" It was just a dream..."
Startled from their Shoji game, Soun and Genma skidded into the dojo. Then try tripped on a loose floorboard spread Soun out like a pancake under the weight of a giant panda.
Looking around Genma scribbled a quick sign " where'd Tendo go?"
Unable to hold it in anymore Ryouga burst into laughter as Soun squeaked out "Down here."
Drying his eyes Ryouga helped Soun up and tried to carry him to Kasumi. Instead the ended up in the bathroom. With Ranma. Who was naked.
Ranma decided a hot bath was in order. He had to do something, and it would keep (most) of his problems away. After he tossed his dirty clothes in the hamper, he sat on the stool and began to rinse with cold water. Hearing the door open, she hurried over to the divider to turn the occupied sign. Before she got there, the divide flew open, revealing Ryouga and Soun.
Acting on instinct, Ranma somehow pulled a wooden mallet out of... Somewhere... And sent the two peeping toms to the Kuno's estate, to be more precise, they landed in Mr. Green Turtle's koi pond. That day, Ryouga didn't need a special technique to walk on water.
AN: Well, What'd 'ya think?