McNear
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.
When Near walked in for his interview, the lady looked at him. 'I'm sorry, but we don't hire people under 14.'
'I'm 18 years old.'
'Oh.'
.oOo.
Near understood all that he had to do, but he did not want to wear a blue shirt and black pants. Also, how did they expect him to stand all day?
Somehow he got through the first hour. But then he became bored.
They put him on drive through. The first time the headset beeped, he jumped. He also jumped the second time.
While taking peoples orders, he would stack the things on the counter. So, by the time his break came, he had cups staked on the computer, ketchup packets staked on top of dipping sauces, and bags staked on top of milk cartons. Eventually, a gust of wind came through the window and knocked everything down.
After his break, Near had a fat customer. (I know L had two, but trust me, it's not a rare occurrence.) When they were finished their large order, Near stated without emotion, 'You know, if you just ate your toys like I do, then you wouldn't be fat.'
After that, he went to the back to stalk up. He was back there for quite a while, so the manager went to go check on him.
What he found was Near, on the floor, with the kids toys all opened and scattered around him. He was playing with them and substituting the noises.
FIRED!