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Paw: Yesterday
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Chapter 1: Welcome to DA
Cy's POV
"AND SO MAKE SURE YOU WELCOME THESE NEW STUDENTS WITH LOVE AND COMPASSION!" drowned on the Transvestite of a teacher. Here we are. Me and my best friends, at the infamous Duel Academy. We're not even here a full day and I already hate it here.
"This sucks…" I muttered as we stood at the front of the auditorium. All of the smucking students were looking at us. God I hate standing at the front of the class or whatever. Mai, who is on my right, heard what I had said.
"How does this suck?" she asked in a whisper. "We're at the famous DA! In Japan! I'm glad you taught use Japanese! But really, what's wrong with coming here anyways?" she cocked her head to the side ever so slightly. I sighed. this gets annoying to explain, especially if its Mai.
"I don't like to duel that much." Her mouth almost hit the floor. She caught it before the pedophile, I mean DR. Crowler noticed. My GOD! How old is this…..dude. Does he even have a gender?!
"But you're so good!" she whined.
"Doesn't mean I like to duel. I just don't really like it. Never was very fun to me."
"Then what the hell are you doing here?!" she said threw clenched teeth. O god. I feel a flashback coming on…
Flashback
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK THEY KNEW ABOUT THIS?!" I shouted at someone. I had just sent Annie home so that I could figure out what the hell just happened to my parents. Jem and Em were here with me and they saw who I was yelling at.
"Calm down Cy!" Em said putting a hand on my shoulder. I shrugged it off just as soon as she put it on my shoulder.
"I CAN'T CALM DOWN!! SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SHE KNEW THAT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!" I pointed to the culprit as I said this. "Isn't that right Dark Magician girl?!" I asked icily glaring at the monster spirit. Ya. All three of us can see the spirits of monsters. Its one of the few reasons I play the damn game.
"I said I thought they knew it was gonna happen! Not that it really would!" the monster spirit said in defense.
"It wasn't our fault! Why can't you believe us?!" said the Dark Magician. Ugh! They are so dating its not even funny!
"She just doesn't want to take the blame for this! Seeing as how it is her fault!" said Jem's monster, the Flame Swordsmen. "Isn't that right, Crystal?"
"Leave the poor girl alone!" came the shout of Em's monster, Harpy Lady. "Can't you see that she's torn about it?!"
"But you know it's her fault just as much as I do!" the swordsmen said trying to defend himself. He had always disliked me. He's just your average ass spirit. I was just getting more and more pissed as this conversation went on.
"SHUT UP!!" DMG shouted. She always looked out for me. "She really had nothing to do with it and you know it! It just sort of happened!"
"SHUT UP!!" I shouted with tears starting to fall from my eyes. I had no idea why I was crying right now. Maybe it was because I really did kind of know that this was going to happen. I just didn't know how or when. I was gonna talk to Lucy about it. I really was. It just never happened. "JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!" I ran out of the house as fast as I could. I could have sworn I heard Em call out to me. But I could be wrong. I usually am. I could just feel the two magicians at my back. They always followed me weather I had my deck or not.
I just kept running to I got to the reservoir that was by our house. I just sat down on the beach and brought my legs to my chest and looked out at the crappy little waterway. This is where I always come to think when I really need to. It just calms me. Looking out at a piece of water, weather an ocean, sea, or a swamp pit know as the rez, just calmed me down. I sighed in content as a few more tears fell from my eyes and landed in the sand.
"If it makes you feel better, I wasn't to sure about what was going to happen either." DMG said as she appeared in the same position next to me. Dark Magician was behind us, leaning against the fence that surrounded the rez.
"I know…I know." I said as I wiped away a few tears. "Nobody did. But you said that you had a feeling that my mom and dad knew that this was gonna happen! I would have stayed home if I knew that! Then they wouldn't be…be…WAH!!" a fresh waves a tears started to fall from my eyes. DMG would have brought me into a hug…if she wasn't she threw.
"Go" I heard from behind. I stopped crying and looked at the other magician that followed me like a stray dog. I gave him a "What the hell are you talking about Willis??" look. "You go and try and find them. This isn't something new to happen to the world of Duel Monsters. Nor will it cease after you get your parents back. You must go to where all of this has happened over the years. The main source of it." I looked at him confused, all thoughts of crying now gone.
"The…main source?" I asked. He nodded.
"You and your siblings must go, do Duel Academy!"
End Flashback
And so here we are in the ever famous Japan! But it only furthered my sadness to go back home and find out that there was a letter on the table that said that had invitations to Duel Academy for me, Em, Jem, Kyo, Annie, Autumn, Mai and Fang. So it was all of my best friends that new how to duel, my boy friend that I love, and my brother and sister.
"I'm here to see if I can find my parents!" I said threw gritted teeth. That shut her up. God! Can't this Crowler or whatever just shut up and tell us what dorm we're in already! God! This is smucking annoying me to the point that I wanna kill him!! Grness!
"And," droned the so called doctor. "It's time to announce where they all we be placed!" YES!! SMUCK YES!! "First up, Emerald Arr!" a few guys wolf whistled at them but a quick evil I-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep-very-painfully-if-you-don't-stop-looking-at-my-sister-like-that-you-stupid-perverts from Jem shut them up. She stepped up in front of Crowler. I could tell from here that she shivered from being so close to it. "You shall be placed in Obelisk Blue!" he pulled out a blue blazer and a mini skirt. Em's eyes went wide.
"I'll wear the blazer but I ain't wearing that skirt you pedophile!" she almost shouted. "Way to short for my tastes!" she took the blazer and walked towards the exit of the arena, putting the blazer over her tang top. Crowler blinked a few times and threw the skirt over his shoulder.
"That works!" he said. "Jeremy Arr!" Crowler said. Jem walked up to him. I could just feel the girls drooling over him. God. They have no taste. "You're in Obelisk too!" he said as he pulled out a blue blazer. Jem took it and walked over to my sister. "Next, Andrew Brent!" Annie winked at me as he walked by. I blushed. Damn, I'm whipped. "You too are in Obelisk." He pulled out a blazer. Annie took it and flashed me a grin and mouthed "I'll see you at the top". Cocky bastard.
"Kyo Saki!" Crowler said. (yes I am that creative!) Kyo walked up to Crowler. "You are in Ra Yellow." He started to pull out a blazer and skirt but…
"Pull out a skirt and I'll make you wear it." Kyo said. Crowler sweat dropped and pulled out a yellow blazer. Kyo grabbed it and walked past us. Ha! Just what I expected from Kyo!
"Fang Makala" Crowler said. Fang jumped up and down and jumped in front of him. The stadium sweatdropped.
"You summoned the GGGGGGRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTTTT Fang?" Fang asked. ALRIGHT!! WHO GAVE FANG SUGAR?! Crowler backed up as he pulled out another Ra blazer. Fang took it and cart wheeled off the stage. Whoever gave her sugar dies.
"Ok then…" Crowler said regaining his composure. "Mai Fay!" Crowler said next. Mai walked up. More wolf whistles. I glared at them. They took at look at me and the whistles got louder. DAMMIMT! "You will go to Obelisk!" he pulled out a blazer and a skirt. Mai put on the blazer and looked at the skirt. She pulled out a lighter and burned the damn thing. The whole stadium stared in shock. Crowler fell over backwards on his ass and was gapping. That thing burned rather fast…. HEY!! I THOUGHT I TOOK AWAY HER LIGHTER!!
"Skirts should die!" Mai said in a chipper voice as she hopped off the stage. Crowler stood up.
"This is an interesting group." I heard him mutter. Heh. That's putting it mildly old man. "Next is Autumn Kelly!" Autumn walked up. Damn hounds! More whistling! Once Autumn got up to Crowler. She turned around and faced the audience. What is she gonna do…?
"I know I'm hot," she said…o god. "And I know that you're all just after one thing. But try anything and," she took a dead breath. "I'LL CASTRATE YOUR ASSES FASTER THAN I CAN KICK YOUR ASSES IN A DUEL!!" she shouted. All the boys paled, including Crowler. She turned back to him and took the Ra blazer and got off the stage. Somehow I knew that she was laughing manically in her head. I walked up to Crowler and looked at him.
"I'm next obviously." I said to him. He shock his head and looked at me.
"I take it that you're Crystal Arr?" he asked raising an eyebrow.
"I take it you're observant?"
"Fair enough." He said. He pulled out a Slifer blazer. WHAT?!
"Uh…I don't think you have the right blazer." I said pointing to the read thing.
"O no I do." Crowler said. He handed me the lowest of the low blazers. "You only got a 60 on the written test and lost your match, badly. You belong with the Slifer slackers!"
"HEY!!" I heard from the crowd. "WE'RE NOT SLACKERS!!" I turned and saw two idiots up in the stands that we're grinning. O lord.
"YOU TWO ARE THE BIGGEST SLACKERS I KNOW!!" Crowler shouted up at them.
"HEY! What about my dad?!" one of them shouted. His hair was is ash black and spiky, though not to the disorganized extreme that I've seen in a video game called Kingdom Hearts. But it was more on the lines of an organized chaos. And yes that makes sense you idiots! "He was the biggest slacker according to him!" he sounded almost proud about that…
"Can I go now?" I asked looking at Crowler. He looked at me.
"Yes you can leave." He answered. I walked off the stage. God! This sucked! I wasn't with my friends!
"Wow you really suck!" Annie said as we left the auditorium. I smacked him.
"Shut up dipshit!" I said as we walked down a hall.
"Well come on Annie!" Kyo said as she grabbed his arm and started to drag him away. "Let's go check out our dorms! Come on! Make out with Cy later! Byebye Cy-Chan!" Kyo said as she ran away with Annie along with my other friends. That's what I love about Kyo. She always knows when I need to be alone even before I do!
"Well, we'll go check out our rooms too!" Em said as she started to push Jem away in the same direction. I sighed. This was gonna be a long school year.
I started walking down the halls in the other direction. I heard faint voices. I turned a corner and saw to girls standing there.
"AW COME ON CHAO-CHAN!!" one of the girls, who was slightly shorter, begged the other girl. "Just one more story! PPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!" five bucks said she was giving the other girl puppy eyes.
"Alright alright!" the other girl, Chao, said in defeat. "If it'll get you to shut up Kris!" the shorter girl, Kris, nodded with a lot of enthusiasm. "Once upon a time there was a gopher who wanted to be king so he pledged his soul to the Supreme King. The Supreme King took his soul gladly and promised to make him king but promptly broke said promise and sold the soul on EBay. Enraged the gopher possessed Kyle and forced him to have a child with Sartorious so create the ultimate power source: a physic with The Crystal Touch.
The baby, named Alexis, had the power to melt mountains! Melt them I say! Like an ice cream cone on a driveway in Florida on an extra hot day with a the sexy KH guys posing next to the ice cream cone wearing nothing but towels! That's how powerful her magical melting abilities were! She struck down the Supreme King who revealed his true form: the Goddess of Duck tape and Pretty Dresses that Glow Pink in the Dark. Using his/her powers of pink duck tape, the S.K. changed Alexis into E.J! E.J. started making out with his girlfriend Tara when Tara realized it wasn't really E.J. Tara immediately grabbed Jaden and used him to beat a confession out of Alexis. She was actually a guy and not related to Atticus! Atticus and Alexis decided to try going out. The gopher saw that his evil plan wasn't working so hired Axel to take out Jaden for being used by Tara. Axel attacked Jaden but he was too powerful! Axel had to go into HIS true form.
"It started with his feet. They became clad in a mighty pair of shoes that were even stronger than his normal army boots. After the ballet slippers were done forming, a tutu appeared and he sprouted Technicolor wings! Grieving over the loss of his army boots, Axel skipped off down the rode with Jaden and had a picnic. He discovered the joy of dueling for fun/the hell of it and helped Jaden start up his own dojo where you play nothing but card games all day long! They became so powerful that even the evil Gopherkingpersonthing couldn't defeat them! But with great knowledge comes wisdom and soon Jaden realized what he must do. He must save the world! Unfortunately, just then his favorite show came on so he decided to put that off for half an hour. By the time it was finished he'd forgotten that revelation. Instead, he and Axel discovered their undying affection for each other and got married. They went on a honeymoon to Dark World. Axel immediately hired an interior designer to remake the place because he thought it looked too tacky.
Meanwhile, the S.K. was reading some manga when a bedraggled old witch came into his castle. She warned him that if he couldn't learn to love and be loved in return, he would have to face her wrath. He scoffed her saying:
"What can a minor character like YOU do?"
So she transformed to show that she was a MARYSUE!! He begged for forgiveness but the damage was done. He was cursed to be a girl until a handsome frog prince kisses him back into a man. Then he would be forced on a quest up an enchanted bean stalk. S.K. was sad. Just then, Kyle happened by. The Supreme King rushed out and turned him into a frog, on the off chance he was a prince. Somehow it worked and they decided screw the MarySue, let's get married.
"The gopher was planning diabolical schemes when Viper popped up and fell in love with it/him. Viper grabbed the unwilling gopher and dragged him off to an enchanted castle in a menacing wilderness full of monsters created by 4Kids such as the Onepiecian and Mewpowarian. The gopher was forced to live with Viper for all eternity. They had so many kids that they soon had an army that could conquer China if it wanted to. The End 'cause I'm too lazy to go on!" Chao said, finishing her insane story. By now Kris was rolling around on the ground, laughing her ass off. I was holding in my laugher as hard as I could Chao finally noticed me and chuckled.
"Looks like I got a new fan, huh?" she asked. I couldn't take it. I burst out laughing. "Thank you! Thank you!" she said taking fake bows. "I'm here till Tuesday!"
"B-but it's Wednesday!" I said threw my laughs. She blinked.
"WELL THEN I MISSED MY PLANE DIDN'T I?!" me and Kris just laughed harder. After a few minutes of laughing we finally stopped and I got a good look at them. Kris was wearing flowing, sky blue gypsy like Capri's; light blue T-Shirt that read: The time has come. Storm the Castle! And the picture is a bunch of stick figures and one has an Army helmet on. One of the stick figures has a bubble above his head that read: I love our substitute! Over the awesome shirt was a Ra blazer. She had long, sandy blonde hair that goes past her shoulders and brilliant, alluring azure eyes.
"I'm Krystyna Lynn Truesdale! But for the love of god call me Kris, , Krissy, or Lynn!" Kris said. I blinked. "And yes I'm the daughter of Sryus and Tara Trusdale!" she said as she grinned like the maniac I could tell she was.
"And I'm Chao Kii!" Chao said. She had Dirty blondish brownish hair, eyes that were a blue gray and she had olive skin. She wore an Obelisk blazer that was similar to Chazz Princetons (scratch that, just like it) with a plain red shirt and plain black pants. Tomboy much? "And yes I'm the daughter of Kyle and Blaire Kii!"
"Kinda got that from the last name." I said. "I'm Crystal Arr! But just call me Cy! And you're both insane I take it?" I asked pointing at them. They wrapped their arms around each other and smiled at me.
"HAI WE ARE!!" they both said at the same time.
"That would be an understatement Cy-Chan!!" I heard someone else say. I turned around and there was a girl standing there. She was Shorter than most of the people I've met standing at 5', pale skinned, Bubblegum pink that was pulled into pigtails, purple eyes. She wore a pink shirt under an open girls' Obelisk blazer, black leggings that stop mid thigh under a girls' Obelisk skirt, black leather boots that reach her knees with hot pink laces, a black leather belt with a silver buckle and a pink deck holder on it, and a silver locket. She totally doesn't like pink. I mean come one! Her hair is pink!! "These two are totally and completely insane! They hang out with me! By the way, my name is Cherri Trusdale. I'm Kris' older sister by one year."
"SO?!" Kris asked putting her hands on her hips. "What does age matter anyways?! You're not even close to being more mature than me! And you're shorter than me!!"
"That maybe but I came outta mom first!" Cherri-Sempai said pointing at Kris. Ugh! TMI much?!
"Ugh I'll just go and find my dorm then…!" I said taking a few steps back. The three looked at me.
"OK! BYE CY-CHAN!" they all said with grins on their faces. I ran for the hills, er, Slifer dorm? Meh. So ya I ran all the way to the shit house of a dorm without encountering anymore crazy people….yet. I raced up the stairs and went to the first door that was closest to the stairs. I was about to open the door when I was spun around and forced to look at one of the idiots from before. The one with the spiky hair. I got a good look at him now. He had brown eyes and was wearing a simple black T-shirt and a pair of blue jeans. Over the t-shirt he had a Slifer blazer.
"Well well well." Said the idiot that was holding me. "It looks like we have a trespasser, huh Ven?" he asked the other guy but was looking right into my eyes. I looked past him to see a guy that had red and bushy that made me question if he ever brushed it, green eyes, and was wearing fiery red shirt with a Chinese dragon curled in the shape of a Mickey Mouse head, and a pair of black shorts and over it was a Slifer blazer. The other guy, Ven, nodded.
"Ya it seems we do Nihlus!" Ven said. "And do you know what we do with Trespassers little girl?" he asked me. I glared at both of them, just waiting for them to make a move so I could kick both their sorry asses.
"No and I don't give a shit!" I said, all patience now gone. "Now let me go and I'll pick a different room since your both SO protective of this one!" I tried to get out of Nihlus' grip, but he was to strong for me.
"Nuh uh!" Nihlus said. He pulled me off the door and Ven caught me. He put my back to the rail and started to push me off slightly, holding me up by the front of my blazer. "What we do to Trespassers, is hurt them till they learn their lesson!"
"But what we do with Trespassers that have a bad attitude and don't treat us with respect," Ven said getting an evil grin on his face. He then leaned in and whispered in my ear: "We kill em!" he started to push me more over the edge.
MOTHER FUCKERS TRYING TO KILL ME!!
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Angel: and I choose to end it there
Ani/Paw: WHAT THE SMUCK?!
Angel: MWHAHAHHAA! And Rogue, yes I know that Nihlus is VERY OC here…but it fit the plot well anyways! And your Nihlus is way to emo for this fic!!
Ani: YAY!! I'M IN THE FIC!! (jumps up and down)
Paw: YAY ME TOO!! (sets off fireworks)
Angel: gomen for the wait! I've been busy and I wanted to finish Slashing Heart!
Ani: sure Angel sure!
Paw: you lie!
Angel: meh I have been! And I have finals coming up so PLEASE be patient with meh! I may only get to some of my fics on the weekend! So please just wait! o and Chao hope you dont mind i borrowed your story again! XD
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