Crackanronpa: Triggered Happy Havoc

by dsinress1

Join Makoto and friends as they live through the killing game called "Killing School Life"! Who will survive, and who will die? I dunno, but if you played the game or watched the anime, you know who will! Rated M for swears. And blood. And spears... And noodle cups fetishes... WARNING: May be unfunny. Contains spoilers everywhere, no matter if major or minor. Hiatus, bois.

2. Prologue Part 2

Sidenote: This is only a sneak peak.
PRIEVIOUSLY ON CRACKANRONPA

? 1: Hi, Naegi-kun!
MAKOTO: OH MY GAWD! SHE KNOWS MY NAME!?
? 1: And know you're gonna say "Is that a Jojo reference!?"!
MAKOTO: Is that a Jojo reference!?
MAKOTO: ...N-NANI!?

CRACKANRONPA: TRIGGERED HAPPY HAVOC

? 10: Anyway, who are you anyway?
MAKOTO: No dude... Who are YOU?
HAGAKURE: Oh, I am Yasuhiro Hagakure. My talent is the SHSL Clairvoyant!
YASUHIRO HAGAKURE, SHSL Clairvoyant
HAGAKURE: Oh, and dude, we can't continue anymore, this is only a sneak peak.
MAKOTO: Wait, wha-

CRACKANRONPA: TRIGGERED HAPPY HAVOC
PROLOGUE ~ PART 2 ~ SNEAK PEAK COMPLETE

YASUHIRO: JK, I will get some crack.

Yasuhiro started smoking crack.

MAKOTO: WHOA WHOA WHOA! The sneak peak didn't end yet!? And why are you smoking crack!?
YASUHIRO: Someone in Discord said this fanfic needed more crack.
MAKOTO: Wait wha-
SAYAKA: And in case you don't know, my name is Sayaka Maizono! And I am the SHSL Pop Sensation!
SAYAKA MAIZONO, SHSL Pop Sensation
MAKOTO: Hey, aren't we friends?
SAYAKA: We are!
MAKOTO: !
MAKOTO: SAYAKA!
SAYAKA: NAEGI-KUN!

We watch an slow-motion montage of Sayaka and Makoto hugging, but then...

HIFUMI: Hello! My name is Hifumi Yamada! And I am the SHSL Otaku!
HIFUMI YAMADA, SHSL Ota-
?: Whoa whoa whoa! I thought we were using the Official English Version names of the talents!
DIRECTOR: Well sorry, but Otaku sounded much better.
MAKOTO: And the name? I don't even know you!
LEON: Oh yeah, my name is Leon Kuwata, and I DON'T wanna be the SHSL Baseball Player, even though I am!
LEON KUWATA, SHSL Baseball Player
MAKOTO: Well, hello there, Leon.
TOGAMI: You know what? I will just introduce you to everyone. My name is Byakuya Togami. I am the SHSL Affluent Progeny.
BYAKUYA TOGAMI, SHSL Affluent Progeny
TOGAMI: The pink-haired bratty girl is Junko Enoshima, the SHSL Fashionista.
JUNKO: OMG, Like, you guessed right, like, MAN!
JUNKO ENOSHIMA, SHSL Fashionista
TOGAMI: The girl with the red jacket is Aoi Asahina, the SHSL Swimmer.
ASAHINA: Hi there!
AOI ASAHINA, SHSL Swimmer
TOGAMI: You see that little girl there? That is Chihiro Fujisaki. She is the SHSL Programmer.
FUJISAKI: I am a boy!
CHIHIRO FUJISAKI, SHSL Programmer
TOGAMI: Silly Fujisaki, you are a girl.
FUJISAKI: You will see I am a girl!
TOGAMI: sigh Let's go.

Togami showed Makoto the others. There was Mondo Oowada, the SHSL Gang Leader, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, SHSL Moral Compass, Celeste, SHSL Gambler, Sakura Oogami, SHSL Fighter, Toko Fukawa, SHSL Writing Prodigy, and last but not least, Kyouko Kirigiri, who's talent is unknown...

MAKOTO: You know Togami? I think it's enough content for Chapter 2.
HIFUMI: I think we should mess around more. Who dosen't like an enjoyable and long manga?
FUKAWA: Shut up with your shitty mangas.

CRACKANRONPA: TRIGGERED HAPPY HAVOC
PROLOGUE ~ PART 2 COMPLETE

Stay tuned for part 3!