Lol. I didn't think I would make another chapter of this, but I was bored so there! It's another one-shot I was too lazy to put as a separate story. Enjoy.

Chapter 2

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we really messed up … Lets do again!"

In one of the many rooms found in the lower levels of the Vongola HQ, two trained assassins were restrained inside what many used to call dungeons.

"Ushishishishi, the prince demands to be released." Bel said, strapped down in a flame-resistant metal chair. His blonde hair was a mess, tiara nearly falling off from its place. His clothes were crumpled and wrinkled and there were bloodstains all over him.

Beside him sat Fran, who was in the same situation except his appearance was that of a normal Varia member, save for the huge frog hat he wore. Fran blew his short teal colored hair out of his eyes and said in an emotionless voice, " Fake prince, you're hurting my poor ears."

"Ushishishi, shut up Froggy. Stop being useless and let the prince out of here."

"Bel-sempai, I'm stuck in this prison too~ and it's you're fault for killing one of the Vongola's maids." Fran droned on.

"Shishi, she was a spy~"

Fran stared at his partner for a minute before shrugging, "Then you should've killed her before she screamed."

"That was your job, uncute-Kohai." Bel answered. Fran gave another shrug, "Nature was calling."

There was a moment of silence before Bel spoke again, "Ushishi, there were two more with her..."

Fran hummed, "... Want to kill them when we escape?"

"Ushishishishi..."

"I'll take that as a yes in fake-prince-speak."

At that moment, there was a loud click before the large door opened up to show a silhouette. The shadow walked in and closed the door, revealing blue and red eyes and a purple pineapple hairstyle.

"Ah, fancy seeing you here, Master." Fran said blankly. Said person gave a laugh and twirled a set of keys in between his fingers, "Kufufu, I heard my useless student was being a pain in the ass again."

"Oh my, I'm so ashamed. Please smack me in the head for all the sins I have done." Fran replied, sarcasm dripping from his voice.

"Ushishi, what brings you here?" Bel asked Mukuro, crossing his legs casually despite being restrained to a chair.

Mukuro smirked and moved over to release the storm and mist guardians, "Skylark-kun is gone and I'm bored. Nagi is too busy with the damned cow baby."

Bel let out a grin when his wrists were finally freed. Bending down, he made quick work in freeing his legs from the metal straps, "Ushishi, what does that have to do with the prince and his kohai?"

Fran let out an emotionless cheer when he too was free from the metal chair. Mukuro gave a stretch before letting the keys disappear in a cloud of mist. He conjured his trident and leaned against it cooly, "Kufufu. I hear you two were going hunting. I have nothin better to do and I do believe a few more have entered the servants quarters during your confinement."

Bel pulled out a knife and expertly twirled it in the air before catching it again, "Ushishi, shall we play a game of hide-and-seek with the peasants?"

"Kufufu. I believe we shall."

"Ugh. Fallen Prince and Master are such posers. I should get more screen-time than the both of you." Fran cut in with an uninterested face.

The both of them ignored him and shared a smirk, "Kufufu/Ushishi. Let the games begin."

In a blink of an eye, both males disappeared, searching for their latest victims. In the dark confines of the room, Fran sighed, "I sometimes wonder if Master forgets that he's an illusionist."

Fran lifted his hand where his Varia ring lit up in an indigo flame. Seconds later, screams erupted from the many hallways of the Vongola mansion. An uncharacteristic bloody smirk appeared on Fran's face as his flame slowly died out, "... I win~"


"GODDAMMIT, MUKURO! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO GET BLOOD OFF THE WALLS?! THINK ABOUT THE PAPERWORK! THE PAPERWORK!" The voice of a certain Mafia boss roared throughout the Vongola Mansion.

"Kufufufu... Fancy seeing you here, Tsunayoshi-kun." There was a beat of silence. "... Now, now. Kufufu, lower your box weapon, no need to get violent. We can talk about this, right?... Tsunayoshi-kun?... Tsunayoshi-kun?!"

BOOM! CRASH! CRACK! *que girly screaming*

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