I own neither Naruto nor Devil May Cry.
11 years later, and here's a much easier to read 2nd chapter. The initial draft was god awful and I don't need anyone saying it wasn't.
So enjoy this revamped chapter, and here's to the 3rd chapter. To be released once I've replayed DMC4.
"Yeah, I'm impressed with your bounty, by the way, for your head some old man was willing to pay nearly thirty million." Kakashi's visible eye widened like a dinner plate.
"Why so much?" Kakashi asked, Naruto bit his lip in thought.
"Something about the son of the White Fang breaking his, the old man's, best creation." Kakashi sweat dropped.
"I figured it would be something like that." Kakashi said before focusing his attention to all of the genin "We'll meet at training ground three tomorrow at seven sharp, lateness will not be accepted." Kakashi said before vanishing in a poof of smoke
Later that night, Naruto and Dante were sparring, Dante using Vendetta, while Naruto used his icy blue sword, both were dodging blows with almost choreographed ease.
"So, Naruto, has the sword told you it's name yet?" Dante asked as he evaded a slash from Naruto.
"Yeah, it's name is Frost." Naruto said as he leaped into the air and his body began glowing a faint orange as he Devil triggered into his Blond nine tailed fox form, his two wings not present at the moment, he put his left hand out in front of him and a blizzard shot forth, freezing Dante to where he was standing, Naruto grinned and, as he was about to call it a win, Dante Devil Triggered and took to the sky, throwing Vendetta once he reached a high enough altitude, it just barely missed Naruto, who grabbed it and slung it to the ground straight to the hilt. "I win, dad." Naruto said as he landed on the ground and deactivated his Devil Trigger. "You have to pay for sundaes this time ha ha!" Naruto shouted, Dante grinned as the two walked to the sundae shop and sat down, the girl at the shop took their orders and served them quickly before she raised a slight concern.
"I know how much you two love my family's sundae shop, but due to some, issues, we have to close up and move to a new town." Naruto and Dante stood up and walked towards the entrance before turning around and falling to their knees and looking to the ceiling.
"WHY!" the two bounty hunters shouted in perfect unison, the girl chuckled a little bit but sighed sadly as the two returned to their seats.
"Well, the reason why is twofold. With you two ordering so much, we have to continously restock, which normally isn't a problem, but recently some bandits have set up camp along the delivery route, and that has all but destroyed any chance of getting any inventory until they have been dealt with, but we can't afford to request a mission from the village right now." Naruto and Dante both had fire in their eyes as they asked where the camp was, and after being told the general location of where it could be they flew, literally, to the camp, landed a safe distance away, and, using a quick henge to look more like ragtag bandits, walked into the camp posing to be bandits looking to join them.
"Woohoo, we got some new recruits boss!" an obviously drunken bandit shouted, Naruto recognized this one, fifty thousand Ryo for his head, the apparent boss, a taller man with an eyepatch that seemed to be permanently fused over his left eye ,looked at the two and immediately launched a fireball jutsu at them, they both jumped away, dispelling their henges and drawing their weapons.
"Fool, they were Shinobi!" the boss shouted a moment before his body froze solid, Naruto's sword through his chest, Dante laughed a bit before Devil triggering, Naruto did the same after decapitating a few more bandits, within a total of five minutes every bandit was either dead, knocked out, or had their limbs severed. After they finished killing the few stragglers, Dante and Naruto slashed all of their heads off and sealed each one in a different scroll. After that, the two, still in their Devil trigger mode, flew back to Konoha and told the sundae shop girl the bandits were taken care of, to which she profusely thanked them, hugging them both and giving Naruto, much to his delight, a quick kiss on the cheek.
The next day Naruto and his team met at the training grounds Kakashi told them to go to, training ground three, at seven, Kakashi was no where to be seen, and wasn't seen for another two hours. Once he arrived Sakura shouted that he was late, Kakashi made up an obvious lie and pulled out two bells, three bento, and a timer.
"At noon this timer will go off, whoever has a bell will get to eat, whoever doesn't is tied to a post." Kakashi said, Naruto reached for his sword and vanished, Kakashi got into a defensive stance but nothing came, without relaxing his stance hi continued. "Alright you two, go." as Kakashi finished he vanished from sight, reappearing near a river with an orange book out and began reading, Naruto made a clone to go over and talk to Kakashi. "You're a bit, off." the one eyes ninja stated as he readied a kunai.
"No, I'm just a Shadow clone, the real me just wanted to say your a bit behind on the times old man, we have the newest edition of Icha Icha paradise." Kakashi's visible eye widened. "We will trade it for a bell, no strings attached." The clone vanished and reappeared with a book in his hand. Kakashi but a bell in the clones hand and reached for the book, only to be surprised as the book changed, revealing Sasuke, who punched Kakashi hard while the Naruto clone unhenged into Sakura, who quickly took the bell. "When did you three even make the plan?" Kakashi asked, Naruto jumped down and grinned.
"Well the first one to talk to ya was a clone, we waited and plotted until we found your weakness, in this case the Icha Icha book, by the way the newest edition isn't actually out yet." Naruto said, Sasuke and Sakura looked confused, they had no IDEA what the series was.
"Well, hell. I can't think of anything to say other than, congratulations Team Seven, meet here tomorrow at the same time as today and we will begin missions." Kakashi said as he vanished in a poof of smoke, Sasuke left with Sakura hanging on his arm, Naruto stretched a bit as he prepared to leave, but was interrupted as he sensed a presence nearby.
"Who's there?" Naruto asked loudly, the person hiding walked out, wearing a blue trench coat with white tribal-like markings on it, his silver hair slicked back and a katana strapped to his side. "Hey Uncle Vergil, long time no see. you seen my dad yet?" Naruto happily asked, Vergil looked at Naruto with a bit of rage before charging him, unaware of Naruto's Devil Trigger. Once Vergil was right in front of Naruto, the blonde Devil Triggered and tried to block the katana, but was stunned as the katana vanished and his assailant punched him with silverly gauntlets, sending him tumbling a few feet before they vanished and the katana was back in Vergil's hands.
"So, you have finally awakened the devil blood inside of you nephew." Vergil said, his face now impassive, as he sheathed his katana and faced Naruto.
"So, old man, you got any news for me?" Naruto asked, Vergil glared a bit at the old man remark, but ignored it for the time being, there was something important.
"Yes, I have a good bit of info for you. The first part is a new village has come into being, it's called Otogakure, the second part of my news is that the leader is none other than Orochimaru, the final bit is that a group of S-rank missing nins are after the bijiou, meaning you are in danger. They wear black cloaks with red clouds on them, here is a list with the known members of the group." Vergil said, Naruto looked at the paper and then looked shocked, he would have to report to Sarurobi about this
"Good to know all this, any news from the other spies, Jirobu, Tayuya, Sakon and his brother Ukon, or Zaku?" Naruto asked, Vergil nodded.
"All five have 'joined' Otogakure, all of them but Zaku has received the cursed seal, but I've managed to make it where the damnable thing doesn't hurt their humanity, for now at least." Vergil said, Naruto nodded pensively before asking another question.
"Alright, what about Jiraiya, any ideas on where that old fart may be?" Vergil nodded.
"Yeah, a bath house spying on a woman." Naruto sweat dropped a bit, a poof of smoke beside Naruto revealed Dante, who greeted his brother.
"Yo bro, I see ya found Naruto." Dante said, Vergil nodded.
"I asked Iruka-san where Naruto was, although finding my nephew is child's play, considering who his father is." Vergil said before turning and facing north. "Later you two, try not getting into more crap than you can handle, I'll be taking my leave now." Vergily said as he jumped into the air and vanished in a blur.
"Alright brat, I'm heading back home, I've gotta prep for some big mission that I'll be going on soon." Dante said, Naruto nodded and vanished towards the Hokage's office.
At the desk a secretary was filing her nails and glaring at the approaching form of Naruto.
"Look, you little demon, Sarutobi-sama doesn't have time for the likes of you, plus even if I was to let you in, which i'm not, but if I was, he is in a meeting with all the jounin senseis of the village." Naruto shrugged and busted the door in, walked right past Kakashi and slammed his palms onto Sarutobi's desk.
"Old man, we need to talk, NOW!" Naruto shouted, Sarutobi nodded, signaling for the blond to continue, the jounins were abobut to leave but naruto motioned for them to stay put. "One of my dad's spies has gotten some very interesting information. First off a new village has been founded, Otogakure," Sarutobi nodded, knowing the village had been founded recently. "the founder is the snake fucker Orochimaru." everyone in the room looked at the boy as if he was insane.
"Which spy was it Naruto?" Sarutobi asked, the hopeful tone in his voice betraying the intense look on his face.
"My uncle, Vergil." Sarutobi cursed out loud, shocking a few of the jounin and Naruto.
"Why so worried Sarutobi-sama, what if the spy lied?" a random jounin in the room said.
"Vergil doesn't lie. Despite beng like Dante Sparda, to even utter one lie is, well, as impossible as an evil organization coming after bijou." Naruto grinned sheepishly and coughed to get the Hokage's attention again.
"Uhh, use a different metaphor please." Naruto said, Sarutobi slapped his hands to his face and dragged them down in frustration. "The second bit, an evil organization, Akatsuki, is after the bijou to kill everyone, they wear black cloaks with red clouds on them. The main roster is Srank nins. Akasuna no Sasori, Hoshigaki Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Uchiha Itachi, Pein, and a female named Konan, each of these are S-ranked. I know a little bit about Pein, he thinks of himself as a god, he was some wierd doujutsu." Naruto said, Sarutobi soaked all this in and sighed.
"Alright Naruto, when you see Vergil next, see if he has any information on ANY of their abilities." Sarutobi said, Naruto nodded "Now go home and rest, you deserve it." Naruto nodded and vanished, a window breaking as he jumped through it.
Back at the Devil May Cry, Dante was eating a slice of pizza and waiting for Naruto to get back, once he did, Vendetta was drawn and the two walked outside to have a friendly little spar.
"Alright, dad, rules this time, since I won the last spar, are as follows: Devil trigger is allowed for a maximum of five minutes, Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, or genjutsu are forbidden, the only form of attack is to be done by our swords." Dante nodded to the terms and rushed in, only for Naruto to block with Frost, and the Vendetta began freezing. "I've just about got it, alright Frost, let's show him what we got!" Naruto shouted as he Devil triggered and flew high into the sky, taking only a minute and a half, suddenly the skies turned grey, and snowflakes began falling all around Konoha, except where the sparring groudns was, instead huge icicles began falling towards te grounds dante had to be nimble, and managed to dodge every single icicle, but was shocked when Naruto appeared in one of them and slashed out at him, and while not cutting managed to freeze his legs in a block of ice. "I win, again." Naruto said before Dante devil triggered and sent Naruto flying through the icicles from the sudden activation, knocking him out cold.
"Actually, Chibi Gaki, I win." Dante said as he fell to the ground and fell asleep.
Miles away Vergil was sitting atop a mountain, waiting for something or someone.
"Vergil-sama, I'm here." a voice said and a male with matted brown hair walked up, a girl being dragged behind him, chakra seals binding her chakra and hand cuffs, her eyes were open, revealing cat like eyes, another girl was being dragged on the other side of him, parts of her skin were covered in scales, Vergil was mad and it showed, his regular impassiveness was gone.
"Why do you have those two girls with you?" Vergil asked, the man grinned.
"I'll tell you after I relay this message to you. I've been found out and you must now die." the man said. "As for the girls, once I kill you I plan on raping them." once the man said that, his head was disconnected from his body.
"As for you two, I have no idea how to remove chakra seals, so instead I will take you to a place where you will be safe." Vergil said as he picked the two girls up and took off running at incredible speeds towards Konoha.
Vergil arrived at the Devil May Cry to see both Dante and Naruto sleeping in their sparring fields.
"Look, you two, don't let their idiocy fool you, well the younger one at least. the blonde knows someone who can get rid of those seals without looking." Vergil said, but the two girls didn't look any happier until Vergil released them from their bounds and woke his brother and nephew. "You two bakas get up and introduce yourselves to these young ladies." Naruto and Dante both shot up and struck poses, attempting to seem romantic.
"I'm Naruto, nice to meet ya." the blonde said to the girl with scales, who blushed a bit and edged away/
"and I'm Dante." Dante said as he looked at the cat like girl, who sent him flying into the ground.
"Scum like you don't interest me in any form." the girl said, Naruto looked at her and smiled slightly.
"I could say the same bout you, Kitty cat." Naruto said, causing the girl to blush slightly.
"My name is Yugito Nii, and it's a displeasure to meet you." Naruto shruged and turned his attention back to the other girl.
"Whats your name?" Naruto asked as the girl began edging away again.
"Isaribi." Naruto nodded and noticed something on both girls.
"I can smell fear on you, and I can tell your a shinobi Yugito, where are the chakra suppression seals?" Naruto asked, both girls looked taken back, only by looking he could tell that, they rolled their sleeves up where an intricate seal was present. "Child's play to me, just cut your palms and make a circle around the seals while I prepare." Naruto told the two, who did as told and Naruto pressed his index and middle finger on each seal, the seals reacted violently and delivered a nasty shock to Naruto, who stood up after the shock and Devil Triggered and repeated the process, the pain not even phasing him, after a few moments the seals faded away and Naruto came out of his Devil Trigger form and fell backwards, slightly worn out, once he stood back up he dragged Vergil to another part of the field. "Do you have any new information I need to know about? And do you know any of thea bilities of the Akatstuki's main roster?" Vergil nodded to both.
"My spy in Iwa has died by my hand, he was foudn out and was trying to save his own hide by taking my head in, also my spy in Suna has told me a boy around your age has had Shukaku, the sand devil, sealed inside him. As for the techniques, Deidara has mouths in the palms of his hand, Sasori is a living puppet, Kisame has a sentient sword that drains chakra, Itachi has the Sharingan, Pein has six bodies, Konan can turn herself into paper, Zetsu I'm not sure about, Hidan is immortal, and Kakuzu has five hearts and uses thread as his main weapon." Vergil said, Naruto nodded and pulled out a scroll and wrote all the new info down, he then made a shadow clone to deliver the scroll to the Hokage.
"Anything else?" Vergil nodded sullenly.
"I found Jiraiya, he is on his way back to Konoha, and should be back tomorrow, said something about 'Stupid bounty hunters always wanting to ruin my fun' Vergil said, Naruto nodded and turned to the girls.
"Well girls..." Naruto said with a smirk.
One thing I didn't remove? That god awful cliffhanger. Why? Because 16 year old me was a sadist, and for better or for worse, so is 27 year old me.
3 you guys.
Also, to kind of clarify a few things, Vergil is nicer than he is in DMC3. Why?
In this telling of the story, Vergil is more like his DMC(the okay, but over failed reboot of the series) personality. In which revenge is huge for him, but he dotes around on Dante a lot. Meaning that family is pretty important to him. Even if adopted, he'd hold Naruto to the same level as Dante, so it makes sense. To me at least.