None of this is mine…..so0o0o sad….

BPOV

"Alice you better have a dang good reason for this!" I was livid.

"Oh silly Bella, I do." Alice said in her lovely voice.

"And what is it?" I asked at little confused.

"I saw something….and you definitely need new clothes for this! I promise."

I still didn't get it. I was also not in the mood for surprises.

"Well I ummmm…saw you at your honeymoon and well….. you were busy….and your clothes wete…ugh…"

"Alice!!!!! You are kidding!!!!" I can't belive this!

"Bella don't be mad please!" Alice was using her vampire charm now. "I didn't go looking for it, it just showed up!"

Oh. My. Gosh. My future sister in law just saw me and her brother doing it! Could this get any worse! I spoke to soon.

"Well what I saw you were loving it, but your clthes were…ugh….you need something special!" Alice looked almost thrilled. "So, we are going to Victoria's Secret today to get you some fabulous clothes!"

"No! Alice! I am not going through with this!" Ugh….

"Yes you are!" Alice shot back.

"Edward likes what I wear now! I don't need new clothes!"

"Do you want Edward to have sex with you?"

"Yes…" I said shyly.

"Then I suggest you go with me, he would do it anyways, but this will up his game. Promise!" Alice replied.

I was going to smash her face, I hate shopping! I could have been in Edward's arms right now!

"Oh and Bella?"

"What now Alice…" I didn't look her in the face.

"Emmett and Jasper are going to help. Emmett keeps saying things like 'You poor sexually repressed vampire…I feel so sorry for you…' Jasper is send waves of lust while Edward thinks about you. Oh, And Rose is talking like 'You know you want to…' Things like that."

My face turned maybe 5 shades of red in about 1 minute.

We arrived at the front of Victoria's Secret and Alice was already eyeing everything blue. I don't think I can handle this…

"Bella! Bella! Come here!" Alice chunked everything at me from push – ups to ity bity thongs. All of it navy blue.

"This is going to be heck…" thought.

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