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THE FORKEDAMBER TALK SHOW

SEASON TWO, EPISODE TWO

Scarlet and Chameleon

Forkedblade: Hello! And welcome to the second episode of season two of our very prestigious talk show that everyone totally loves.

Winter: I am an exception to -

Moon: That's not true. You started a blog on this show.

Amber: OHMYMOONS, ARE YOU SERIOUS? *Proceeds to fan-dragon, because she hasn't done enough of it recently* AAAAIIIIIEEEEE WINTER LIKES THE SHOW!

Winter: I do not. Moon is definitely lying.

Moon: Mmhmm. Look up 'Wings of Fire Talk Show Blog' and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Qibli: I wouldn't recommend doing it. It's pretty weird.

Amber: *Does not heed warning and looks it up, before fainting*

Qibli: I told her.

Winter: Is it really that bad?

Amber: AHA! So you do write this!

Winter: Um, no, I was just wondering.

Amber: Right. And I totally just fainted right then.

Forkedblade: Didn't you?

Amber: No, I was testing Winter obviously.

Forkedblade: Sure. Well, we've distracted from the point, but today we have an exciting interview! Or, as one of our interviewees would say, an absolutely THRILLING one.

Scarlet: That's my line.

Forkedblade: Actually, in the script it says -

Amber: Anyway, without further ado, please welcome the ex-queen of the SkyWings, Scarlet, and Peril's father, Chameleon...slash Soar.

Kestrel: I do not understand how this is a ship.

Chameleon: Neither do I. I just work for the queen. There's nothing romantic.

Amber: We'll find out this today! Forkedblade, take it away with the very first question!

Forkedblade: Right. How did you two meet?

Scarlet: I prefer to ask questions, not to respond to them. It's more thrilling that way. But since this is on live TV -

Starflight: Dragons don't have TV. That's a scavenger thing.

Scarlet: How dare you interrupt me!

Fatespeaker: Wait, Starflight, I thought you invented the dragon TV?

Starflight: Oh right. I forgot about that.

Scarlet: EXCUSE ME! I AM THE QUEEN OF THE SKYWINGS -

Ruby: Um, actually, that's not true, seeing as I -

Vermillion: Don't finish that sentence.

Scarlet: EVERYONE IS SO RUDE HERE! You won't allow me to finish this incredibly thrilling and important sentence that is to most important thing about to be said, but additionally, NOBODY WOULD DO JUST A BIT OF MURDERING FOR ME TO MAKE MY LIFE A BIT MORE THRILLING AND EASIER. Talons and blood, what does it take to get a bit of sympathy around here?

Glory: Maybe don't hold my friends hostage?

Horizon: Maybe not have an arena?

Fjord: Or make dragons fight to their death?

Starflight: Especially on your birthday?

Sunny: Or lock up dragons in cages because you think they're weird?

Peril: Maybe not use me for your weapon, lie to me and use me for your personal gain and amusement, and totally not treat me right?

Scarlet: How dare you!

Kestrel: Maybe say 'thrilling' less often?

Scarlet: HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S MY FAVORITE WORD!

Amber: How thrilling. Can we get back to the original question?

Forkedblade: A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL QUEEN SCARLET! DRAGONS UNITE!

Amber: Omigosh. Stop it.

Forkedblade: Sorry, I was feeling very passionate. Anyway, how did you two, Scarlet and Chameleon slash Soar, meet?

Scarlet: Well, I was going to answer that question but then I un-thrillingly got interr -

Chameleon: The first time we met was after I'd gotten arrested for raiding homes in a nearby SkyWing village.

Tsunami: (stage whisper) So now we know where Peril gets it from.

Peril: THAT IS NOT TRUE, TSUNAMI.

Chameleon: And anyway, I was in my SandWing form, but she quickly figured out how my necklace worked, and she threatened to execute me on the spot if I didn't start working for her. So, I'd say it wasn't a great way to meet...

Scarlet: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME. I was going to say a bunch of thrilling things but of course you're not nearly competent enough to grasp that clearly complicated process.

Amber: This sounds like love at first sight.

Forkedblade: Totally.

Amber: Next question! Soar, you've had the unique experience of donning the costume of other tribes. Which dragon of which tribe to you prefer being? What's your preference, and why?

Chameleon: Interesting question. I hate RainWing. I once thought about enchanting a super awesome RainWing character for myself, but then I decided that I shouldn't waste magic on that lazy tribe.

RainWings: HEY! We aren't lazy!

Chameleon: Back in my day you were. But that's beside the point. I think my favorite tribe might be the IceWings, in my Cirrus character. Event though it means working with the Talons of Peace, I do a lot of my undercover work for Scarlet as Cirrus, watching Pyrite.

Scarlet: And all that would be absolutely thrilling if you hadn't let Pyrite get away from you.

Chameleon: It happened once.

Scarlet: It happened twice! And the second time, there was absolutely no excuse for you letting her and those other lousy dragonets out of your grasp - your victory should've been thrilling. You were a NightWing who was supposed to be thrillingly undefeatable, except you got defeated instead.

Chameleon: I forgot about that.

Forkedblade: And let's not forget about getting walloped in the snout with a scroll...

Turtle: Yeah, sorry.

Forkedblade: Don't be sorry. I laughed so hard when that happened.

Turtle: But you weren't there.

Amber: Next question! Scarlet, if you were hatched as a different dragon, which tribe would you want to belong to?

Scarlet: I'd never want that.

Amber: Okay, let me rephrase that. Because you were such a terrible dragon, you were reborn into a different tribe to make your life miserable. However because I am kind and generous, I will allow you to choose which tribe you wish to belong to. What tribe do you want to belong to? And you can't say SkyWings.

Scarlet: How un-thrilling. Well, SandWings are all idiotic -

Burn: Why did I ally myself with you again?

Oasis: Perhaps my daughter is getting over her paranoia - she claims she hears voices saying her name, but that can't be true.

Random Dragon: Ooh! Burn!

Burn: *Calm demeanor totally disintegrates* I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME!

Oasis: Never mind.

(Meanwhile, Scarlet has been having a lengthy discussion with herself about which tribe she'd want to belong to, mostly just saying the words 'thrilling' and other nonsense because she just likes to hear the sound of her voice.)

Scarlet: ...so in the end, I'd want to be a SkyWing because all the other dragon tribes are terrible.

Amber: *Is not amused* Let's try this again. Oh look! You died. You are now reborn -

Forkedblade: We might be here a while, so I'm going to cut this short. Scarlet, what's your opinion on Peril?

Scarlet: Oh, she's absolutely thrilling when she does what she's supposed to.

Peril: But not when I'm doing my own thing or thinking for myself, or anything independent.

Scarlet: Independent? Thinking for yourself? Oh, this is thrilling news for me. Since when are you not somebody else's programmable robot?

Peril: I AM NOT A ROBOT!

Starflight: Dragons don't have robots. That's a scavenger thing.

Amber: I agree. We don't have robots.

Forkedblade: So Peril is basically a toy.

Peril: I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

Deathbringer: Here's a fence.

(Crickets chirp. Glory face talons. She attempts to scoot away from Deathbringer, who she's sitting next to, but he drops the fence and pulls her back. Crickets continue to chirp.)

Yoda: Awkward that is.

Peril: That was the worst joke I've ever heard. If that was even a joke. I'm not sure.

Random Dragon: Ooh! Burn!

Burn: LEAVE ME ALONE.

Amber: Okay, we're going to pretend like that never happened. Last question! Well, second to last question. First off, Scarlet, what's your reaction to knowing you're dead?

Scarlet: I'm sure Ruby cheated to ensure her victory over me.

Peril: Actually, that's not true...you cheated to ensure your victory over her, but it didn't work.

Random Dragon: Ooh! Burn!

Burn: Mommy they won't leave me alone...

Scarlet: Say whatever, but I'm right.

Peril: Whatever.

Scarlet: It's just an ALTERNATIVE FACT. And that's what I believe, and whatever I believe is thrillingly correct.

Forkedblade: Thrilling. Absolutely thrilling. Last question. Is there a chance that ScarletxChameleon will ever be a thing?

Chameleon: Seeing as she's dead, no.

Scarlet: HOW DARE YOU.

Chameleon: It's true.

Forkedblade: And there's no attraction between the two of you?

Amber: Romantically, he means.

Chameleon: She can't offer me money, so no.

Scarlet: Is that all I am to you? Money?

Chameleon: Well, I'm just animus magic to you.

Scarlet: I need to have a thrilling conversation with past self about trusting dragons with animus powers.

Forkedblade: How are you going to do that?

Scarlet: With a thrilling time machine.

Starflight: Dragons don't have time machines. That's a scavenger thing.

Amber: Well, having Scarlet on stage certainly made for an interesting episode.

Forkedblade: Or, a THRILLING episode.

Amber: Shut up, Forkedblade. That's Scarlet's line.

Scarlet: Thank you.

Amber: Next time, we'll be interviewing two SandWings!

Forkedblade: So make sure to tune in next time! Thanks for watching the Forkedamber Talk Show!

Author's Note: Oh my moons! I did not expect such an enthusiastic reception for the first chapter, but I am super grateful! You all are amazing, really! So amazing that I hope that I did not disappoint with this chapter. I am so sorry that updates for this season will not be as frequent as they were with the last season - likely I'll post once a week, depending. I'm so sorry again, but I appreciate everyone so much!

This was absolutely thrilling to write...XD

Sparklethehybrid: I'm sorry if some of the things I wrote about Glory came off a bit rude, or had a negative connotation about it. I really love Glory - she's awesome, and I relate to her in terms of her personality. Sadly, I am neither a RainWing, a dragon, nor the queen of two tribes, though. In the future, I'll look over parts involving Glory and make sure they're positive! And thanks! I really do love Winterwatcher - I know some fans complain about Winter being whiny, but for some reason I feel he and Moon are perfect together. But I love Qibli too - although I ship him more with Sunny and other dragonets. I love Glorybringer too! I'll try to include more moments with them, and maybe do another show with the two. And if you have any suggestions, I'd love to hear them! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

BrightMind: I know you said this type of fanfiction wasn't really your cup of tea, but I'm glad you reconsidered and read the first season! That really means a lot to me. I'm glad you enjoy the humor. I definitely try to overdo it just a bit, but not the the point that it gets obnoxious and deviates from the actual chapter. Sometimes, I wonder if the things I write are actually funny or not, or just come off weird. I have a very strange mind when it comes to humor. As you might be able to tell with a few of the episodes, a character would sometimes say something, and then my brain would come up with a funny retort to that, and then it just took off from there. Glroybringer is amazing! I totally agree, they were meant for each other. I'm personally more of a Winterwatcher and Darksight fan, but I agree with your reasons for liking the both. Ah, and it makes me so happy to see that people like the ForkedbladexAmber ship (although I'm sure the two would totally disagree)(But believe me they're secretly d - oh, Amber told me not to finish that sentence). Hmm, I'll consider writing a fanfiction about the two of them, separately. That sounds interesting! I may do some strange ships in the future, but in those cases, I do try to make it clear that there isn't really anything with the characters, and I do have limits. It has to be fairly logical, and if I do do strange ships, I do it more for the humor. Haha. But I appreciate you showing support, even if you know, you don't like this or anything. Maybe you'll change your mind? Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Qibli: I mean, you totally don't like this, just like you didn't read this episode or anything.

(I'm hoping this is an accurate impression of Qibli and you indeed did read this episode).

MystycDragon: You have been with me since the day I published this to the Wings of Fire fandom, and I cannot say enough thanks for all the support you have shown. Reading your reviews brings a smile to my face every time, and I am always eager to comply with your suggestions! It's good to know that you enjoy reading this and like the humor! Thank you so much for reading and reviewing - I really appreciate all your support.

Indeed, Keep Calm And Love Wings of Fire.

Remained unnamed: OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! Haha, your pressure and goading and spamming is much appreciated - you really motivate me to keep writing! So glad you enjoy reading this! It means a lot - and I appreciate all your support and eagerness! And I know you're requested question didn't appear in this chapter, but I will definitely include it in some others. I get what you mean! Can't wait to read the first chapter of your fanfiction (IS IT OUT YET?)! You're amazing! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

dragonwritergirl112: YAY! I'm excited too - I love writing episodes! They're really fun, and it's good to know people enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Thepicduck: Ecstatic to know you're excited to read more! And yes, finally season two! Oh moons, you don't know how weird it is to write 'season two, episode so-and-so' at the beginning of each - it's weird but awesome in a crazy way, and I'm so happy that people liked this enough to want a second season! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Pancake Unicorn: Hope you enjoyed the first season! I'm glad you found this amusing, though you're not a fan of these types of fanfictions. I'm also glad you like Forkedblade and Amber, and their ship! I not-so-secretly ship them together too, and they're totally not dating or anything. It's not weird. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Someone: Yay! Thank you so much! I'm glad you love this - and it's great to know you find this amusing. If you want more, you can check out the first season of the talk show, but that's up to you! I will definitely continue, and if you have any suggestions for episodes you'd like to see/questions you want asked, let me know! I appreciate all your support! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

A person: Thank you for the suggestions! Expect to see those episodes some time this season. Thanks for reading and reviewing!