Howdy! Sup, bishies? XD Okay, so I was on Writer's Block, so DON'T eat me for that! I'm not dead yet! Geesh… Kay, I was NOT inspired until now cuz I was at dev. Art being the addict that I am. Oh and the PC is fixed! :D Well here's another chapter! My oh my, this is getting interesting, ne? :3 –that's mistah lion. If you do not read, he'll eat'cha.
Truth And Dare, Chapter 2
Gaara hated water. Therefore, he hated being wet. And as a matter of fact, being wet doesn't lift up his mood. The results? A pissed off Gaara. (Wow I thought on that! ALL BY MYSELF! :D)
"Fucking water and fucking gravity… Fucking cool weather and fucking wet sand…" And that would be the most swears in a row you'll ever hear from him. Nice, ne? Fortunately, he was arriving at Konoha… Passing the gates, the two nins who were guarding it at the moment got a little shocked, seeing Suna's Kazekage wet and furious.
"Kazekage-Sama! What happened to you?" The answer the poor man had in exchange was Gaara's trademark glare, which scared the crap out of him… yeah… so the red head kept going.
Knock, knock.
"Come in…" Tsunade said, slightly irritated by the fact someone interrupted her lunch. Gaara got in her office, his mood still unchanged… Due to Konoha's cool weather he was darn cold and still soaked. Tsunade was in fact thinking the situation was indeed very amusing, if not to say funny. So she choked on her food, and moments later, she started laughing. "Ok, that's IT."
"WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY?!"
Ok, that is not normal. Let's face it, from as far as we know Gaara NEVER had this kind of outburst. So he must be really, really, REALLY pissed.
"Um… Nothing, Gaara-Sama…" The silence after Tsunade's words was indeed awkward. "So… I guess we should have you changed, ne?"
"Oi, Tsunade-Baa-Chan! Is Gaara here yet?" And right after the blonde boy finished, Gaara sneezed.
"Dude… what kind of presentation is that?" To his comment, the red head just glared. "Touchy, touchy we are today, ne?" Naruto said grinning widely.
"… idiot…" Gaara decided he just couldn't stay mad at his blonde friend. "He's just too darn… huggable… Wait, WHAT?"
Gaara shook those thoughts from his head and pinched Naruto's cheek. "OW!"
"Don't be such a sissy…" Then he sneezed again. And again… "I think he caught a cold…" Tsunade stated "Well, you go and get Gaara some clothes, now will you Naruto?"
"But Tsunade-Baa-Chan… I'm going to have lunch with Saku-"
"NOW." The blond Hokage said in a threateningly calm tone.
"Yes ma'am!" Naruto said in a squeaky voice. Hell Tsunade is scary… But she rocks! Naruto then grabbed Gaara's hand (he's completely oblivious to that fact…) and darted off. Once she found herself alone in the office she sighed happily and mumbled "God, I should stop trying to get those two together… But heck… Yaoi fan fictions are impossible to forget…" Can you guys guess who made her a fan? Why, Temari herself!
Meanwhile, outside… (Yesss… The return of that wordy!)
"GOD, Tsunade sure creeps me out sometimes…." Naruto said shuddering at the though of her fist smashing against that poor, poor table…
"…Um… yes… I guess so…" Naruto was still holding his hand and he didn't even notice. So Gaara's brain freeze was due to that. Yaaaay. Naruto sure was oblivious to a bunch of things… one of them is that Hinata has this humungous crush on him and the other is the resemblances (cough-too-cough-similar-cough) between him and the Fourth… DUH. But he wasn't so dumb that he didn't notice the blush that graced upon the redhead's features. So he let go of the hand. "Um… Uh… haha…Uhhh… I guess we should have you changed, ne?" Said Naruto while scratching his whiskered cheek and smiling sheepishly.
Nod, sneeze, sneeze, cough and cough.
"I'll take that has a yes, te ba!" So they headed to Naruto's apartment. It wasn't filled with ramen empty cans all over or with dust bunnies everywhere… It was the average one-person mansion in Konoha. Naruto took Gaara to his bedroom (NO, NOT for that you perverts… although it would be pretty HAWT, ne? :3) and grabbed some clothes from his dresser. "There you go, Gaara! These aren't dirty… I just don't have anymore pj's so I'll lend you mine!"
"… Thanks…"
"Oh, just one more thing! You should have a hot bath before changing! You will feel a lot better!"
"I guess you're right…" Since the red head didn't move from place, realization hit Naruto and he said "Ah, I'm really a baka… The bathroom is right across the hallway, 'kay?" Once again Gaara nodded and then he headed to the bathroom. While in the water he heard Naruto calling: "Gaara! Lunch is ready! When you want some ask me, 'ttebbayo!" At the thought of lunch, Gaara's stomach grumbled, so he got up from the hot relaxing bath he was having to go and eat something… Hunger DOES move mountains! He was opening the bathroom door when Naruto was passing by. And oh joy! He was carrying the tray of food that was WAY too heavy! So when he noticed Gaara it was too late. He crashed on top of said red head and the tray of food fell on his blond head, knocking him unconscious. The ultimate battle! Naruto vs. the tray of food! Winner! TRAY OF FOOD! Now that is humiliating…