First off, I want to say how incredibly sorry I am for not updating in so long. I have simply been swamped with homework, because I attend summer school. So, without further ado, I present CHAPTER 1!!

Disclaimer: I am not Masashi Kishimoto. I do not own Naruto. I am not J.K. Rowling. I do not own Harry Potter. The only thing i own is Kira-hi and other unrecognizable characters. (By the way, I am not going to put up this disclaimer for every chapter. This one will apply to further chapters.)

Chapter 1

Hogwarts…?

"Find her."

He crouched down low. This, this is what he lived for. Not the prize, oh no, definitely not for the prize. The hunt. The hunt was always exhilarating.

His head, covered with bright, electric blond hair, was still. Stealth had never been a strong point for him. He needed to be silent for this particular hunt. His prey was clever.

Licking his lips, he prepared to spring. Silently, he counted down. 3…2…1…NOW!

Naruto leaped out and pounced on his unsuspecting friend Kira-hi.

"HA! YES! I finally got… you?" Naruto scratched his head in confusion. 'Kira-hi' had been replaced with a log.

"GAH! Stupid Kawarimi no Jutsu! KIRA-HI!!! WE GOT A NEW MISSION!!!"

He was met with silence.

"Come on! This is no time for one of your ga-AAAAAAAAHH!" Naruto screamed and fell backwards.

In front of him stood his best friend, Kira-hi, her silver eyes glinting with laughter.

Stifling her laughter she said, "Sorry, man. I couldn't resist. Let's go."

Using Shunshin no Jutsu, she left Naruto thoroughly bewildered.

In Lady Hokage's Office

"Where is that little brat?" Tsunade took a swig of sake.

Neji and Shikamaru shrugged.

"Calm down Lady Tsunade. I'm sure she'll be here abou-"

"Now." The three shinobi turned to look at the kunoichi who interrupted.

"Finally, Kira-hi. Don't keep me waiting next time. Now, since the four of you are here,"

Neji cut in. "Where's Naruto, Kira-hi?"

"Well..."

"WHAT! WHY IS HE NOT HERE? I SENT HIM TO GET YOU!" The three Jounin flinched at the volume of Tsunade's scream.

"I ditched him. He's too slow-- physically and mentally."

"KIRA-HI! DON'T LEAVE THE IDIOT ALONE WHEN HE'S CONFUSED!"

"Kira-hi!" The blonde burst in. "Why'd you leave me?" He whined.

"Ugh. Never you mind. Get on with the mission, Granny."

Kira-hi grinned at the Hokage's rage.

Swallowing more sake, Tsunade calmed down.

"As I was saying, before I was SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED, you four are going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

... She was met with silence. Then,

"Are you fricking serious? What and where the hell is this 'school'?"

"London. London, England."

"...WHAT?"

Well, wasn't that horrible? Anyway review if you feel like it. Please don't flame but don't lie either. Be honest and tell me what you think. If it was really that bad, DON'T FLAME. Use constructive criticism instead. Thanks! Oh, and sorry it's so short. It just seemed like the right place to stop. Don't worry, as the story progresses, the chapters will get longer.

-itatsukyoashira