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The Cast: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Winner, Dilandau Albatou, Gatty, Chesta, Dallet, Miguel, Zongi, Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Naomi Fluegel, Feye Valentine, Rei Ayanami, Asuka Langley, Yukari, Hitomi Kanzaki, Van Fanel, Allen Schezar, Sora, Fry, Bender, Urd, Belldandy, and Lucrezia Noin.
"The scene was a really cool and big basement. It had nice red carpeting and some really nice wallpaper, it was white wallpaper. There was a huge screen television that took up nearly a whole wall. There were a few game systems that Jay and Fry had brought over in front of the TV. There were several big comfy couches (not to be confused with The Big Comfy Couch) all over. There were two very fast computers with nice computer chairs in one corner. There was also a microwave and some cupboards. Hmm… Relena's house! It was her big basement! Now that she was dead, Duo had stolen it and now used it as his new home.
Who was where? Heero was sitting sprawled out on a couch staring at the ceiling. Gatty was sitting on the opposite end of the couch watching the video games being played by Jim and Fry. Duo and Feye were taking up another couch, making out then talking, then making out. Dilandau and Rei were in a corner of the room talking. Quatre was making out with his new girlfriend, Yukari on a couch. Chesta and Dallet were sitting opposite each other staring mean at each other. Zongi was sitting at a computer with Miguel talking to people online. Van and Allen were searching for porn on the other computer. Gene and Naomi were upstairs in a master bedroom… For the second night in a row. Noin was in the basement supervising. Bender was once again passed out on the floor drunk.
"Gatty, why are we always the bored ones?"
"I have no idea."
"We really need to get some girlfriends."
"Yeah, that's a great idea, Heero."
"I mean come on, Duo get's Feye Valentine. I worship her, and Duo gets her?! I mean come on, he has a ponytail!"
"That's pretty true, and, and look at Dilandau, he gets Rei Ayanami!"
"What a lucky son of a bitch. Quatre even gets that Yukari chick."
"I pity Chesta and Dallet though, they ended making out last night."
Chesta and Dallet both screamed at Gatty.
"SHUT UP!"
"IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING!"
"NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!"
"GROSS!"
Some weird little girl came from upstairs.
"Hey, is Jim here?"
"Sora!"
Jim got up from playing video games, leaving Fry all alone. He went to go greet his girlfriend.
"Oh come on! That little twirp even gets a girl!"
"Heero, this sucks ass."
"No shit."
Noin was a bit angry at the language they were using.
"I don't think you should swear like that."
"Shove it."
"Hey, Gatty, I have an idea."
"What's that?"
Heero whispered into Gatty's ear. His eyes went wide. Gatty asked Noin a question.
"Hey, Noin, want to sleep with me?"
"No."
Heero then asked her a question.
"Hey, Noin, want a beer?"
"Sure, thanks Heero."
"Hey, Chesta, get Noin a beer."
Chesta's cold glare shifted from Dallet as he went and got Noin a beer.
"Thanks Che…"
"He didn't do anything, thank me."
"Uh… Okay, thanks for the beer, Heero."
Chesta sat back down across from Dallet, glaring at him. Sora and Jim were missing.
"Where did that little gnome get off to?"
"He is going to make kiddy love to his girlfriend."
"Gatty…"
"Yes Heero?"
"You have a sick mind."
"Eh."
Over in the corner…
Dilandau was making out with Rei. What a lucky son of a bitch he was. A lucky son of a bitch indeed.
Over on the couch where Duo and Feye sat…
Duo was making out with Feye… Both half undressed again. What a lucky son of a bitch he was. A lucky son of a bitch indeed.
Over on another couch…
Yukari was making out with Quatre. What a lucky girl she was. A lucky girl indeed…. WHAT did I just say?
Over at the computer…
Zongi was taking on the look of Amano and was picking up girls all over the place. Miguel just sat and watched, wishing he had skill like that.
Just then the doorbell rang from upstairs. Miguel went and answered it. He came back down the stairs with Garrett, Bryan, Gumdrops, Geoff, and John. John and Geoff sat down on a couch a little scared of the anime characters. Bryan joined them shortly.
Garrett went over to the computer where Van and Allen were looking at porn. Garrett kicked them off and got online. He brought up a webcam of his girlfriend.
"Hey, Bell."
"Hello, Garrett."
"Do you want to come over and hang out with my new friends?"
"If you say so, let me just let Urd, Skuld, and Keichi know where I am going."
"Oh, and bring Urd along if you want."
"Oh, sure, that sounds wonderful."
Garrett looked at Heero and Gatty. They were eating Gumdrops. It was horrible.
"Heero, Gatty… I'll just get Urd and Asuka over here, it is horrible seeing you two bored all the time."
Garrett got off the computer and walked off to chat with Heero and Gatty. Allen and Van quickly got back on the computer and brought up their porn again.
"So… Gatty, what's happening."
"Nothing. What's happening with you?"
"Nothing."
Just then Garrett walked up to them.
"I feel pity for you, so I got you both dates, alright?"
"Really, who?"
"For you, Gatty, Urd. My girlfriend's big sister."
"Oooohhhh, don't know who that is."
"Urd is Bell's big sister."
"Oh, related to Belldandy, gotta be hot."
"Yep."
"What about for me?"
"Well, Heero, Asuka Langley."
"Hot damn."
Noin asked them to watch their language again. They ignored her. The doorbell rang. Heero, Gatty, and Garrett went and got the door. It was Belldandy, Urd, and Asuka.
"Bell!"
"Garrett!"
Belldandy and Garrett hugged like they hadn't seen each other in years. It kind of creeped all who were watching out. Anyway, Heero knew which was Asuka and so he just led her downstairs.
"You must be Urd."
"And you are Gatty?"
"Yep."
"I like that armor."
Urd and Gatty went upstairs, and not down. Also, Garrett led Bell upstairs, where else?
Back downstairs, everyone was doing pretty much the same thing, only this time Duo and Feye were undressed, but covered with a blanket.
"THIS PORN RULES!"
Van and Allen were really excited that they had stumbled across some really good sites. Zongi and Miguel were still on the computer. Chesta and Dallet were exchanging even meaner glares now.
At the end of the night, I think we know what all was happening. Yep… Noin was asleep on a couch, Bender was passed out, Sora dumped Jim, and Jim and Fry were playing video games. Asuka and Urd left Heero and Gatty bored again and sleeping on a couch (not sleeping with each other mind you). Allen and Van were up all night looking at porn, Zongi had pretended to be a girl and tricked Miguel several times into sleeping with a stuffed bear. Chesta and Dallet "made up their differences". Naomi Fluegel ::drool:: and Gene were upstairs all night… So were Garrett and Bell ::lots of drool accompanied by some of the author's very enthusiastic smiles::. Duo and Feye were sexing each other. Quatre and Yukari were enjoying a second night as a couple. Dilandau and Rei were enjoying each other's company in the corner… Yes they were making out."
"So is that prediction of my night accurate, Hitomi?"
"The cards don't lie, Garrett."
"SCORE!"
And guess what? That is exactly how the night turned out.
Was this sequel just an excuse to continue the characters sexing each other? Yes. Was it cool in the end though? Yes. When did I write this? Late at night.
The Cast: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Winner, Dilandau Albatou, Gatty, Chesta, Dallet, Miguel, Zongi, Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Naomi Fluegel, Feye Valentine, Rei Ayanami, Asuka Langley, Yukari, Hitomi Kanzaki, Van Fanel, Allen Schezar, Sora, Fry, Bender, Urd, Belldandy, and Lucrezia Noin.
"The scene was a really cool and big basement. It had nice red carpeting and some really nice wallpaper, it was white wallpaper. There was a huge screen television that took up nearly a whole wall. There were a few game systems that Jay and Fry had brought over in front of the TV. There were several big comfy couches (not to be confused with The Big Comfy Couch) all over. There were two very fast computers with nice computer chairs in one corner. There was also a microwave and some cupboards. Hmm… Relena's house! It was her big basement! Now that she was dead, Duo had stolen it and now used it as his new home.
Who was where? Heero was sitting sprawled out on a couch staring at the ceiling. Gatty was sitting on the opposite end of the couch watching the video games being played by Jim and Fry. Duo and Feye were taking up another couch, making out then talking, then making out. Dilandau and Rei were in a corner of the room talking. Quatre was making out with his new girlfriend, Yukari on a couch. Chesta and Dallet were sitting opposite each other staring mean at each other. Zongi was sitting at a computer with Miguel talking to people online. Van and Allen were searching for porn on the other computer. Gene and Naomi were upstairs in a master bedroom… For the second night in a row. Noin was in the basement supervising. Bender was once again passed out on the floor drunk.
"Gatty, why are we always the bored ones?"
"I have no idea."
"We really need to get some girlfriends."
"Yeah, that's a great idea, Heero."
"I mean come on, Duo get's Feye Valentine. I worship her, and Duo gets her?! I mean come on, he has a ponytail!"
"That's pretty true, and, and look at Dilandau, he gets Rei Ayanami!"
"What a lucky son of a bitch. Quatre even gets that Yukari chick."
"I pity Chesta and Dallet though, they ended making out last night."
Chesta and Dallet both screamed at Gatty.
"SHUT UP!"
"IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING!"
"NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!"
"GROSS!"
Some weird little girl came from upstairs.
"Hey, is Jim here?"
"Sora!"
Jim got up from playing video games, leaving Fry all alone. He went to go greet his girlfriend.
"Oh come on! That little twirp even gets a girl!"
"Heero, this sucks ass."
"No shit."
Noin was a bit angry at the language they were using.
"I don't think you should swear like that."
"Shove it."
"Hey, Gatty, I have an idea."
"What's that?"
Heero whispered into Gatty's ear. His eyes went wide. Gatty asked Noin a question.
"Hey, Noin, want to sleep with me?"
"No."
Heero then asked her a question.
"Hey, Noin, want a beer?"
"Sure, thanks Heero."
"Hey, Chesta, get Noin a beer."
Chesta's cold glare shifted from Dallet as he went and got Noin a beer.
"Thanks Che…"
"He didn't do anything, thank me."
"Uh… Okay, thanks for the beer, Heero."
Chesta sat back down across from Dallet, glaring at him. Sora and Jim were missing.
"Where did that little gnome get off to?"
"He is going to make kiddy love to his girlfriend."
"Gatty…"
"Yes Heero?"
"You have a sick mind."
"Eh."
Over in the corner…
Dilandau was making out with Rei. What a lucky son of a bitch he was. A lucky son of a bitch indeed.
Over on the couch where Duo and Feye sat…
Duo was making out with Feye… Both half undressed again. What a lucky son of a bitch he was. A lucky son of a bitch indeed.
Over on another couch…
Yukari was making out with Quatre. What a lucky girl she was. A lucky girl indeed…. WHAT did I just say?
Over at the computer…
Zongi was taking on the look of Amano and was picking up girls all over the place. Miguel just sat and watched, wishing he had skill like that.
Just then the doorbell rang from upstairs. Miguel went and answered it. He came back down the stairs with Garrett, Bryan, Gumdrops, Geoff, and John. John and Geoff sat down on a couch a little scared of the anime characters. Bryan joined them shortly.
Garrett went over to the computer where Van and Allen were looking at porn. Garrett kicked them off and got online. He brought up a webcam of his girlfriend.
"Hey, Bell."
"Hello, Garrett."
"Do you want to come over and hang out with my new friends?"
"If you say so, let me just let Urd, Skuld, and Keichi know where I am going."
"Oh, and bring Urd along if you want."
"Oh, sure, that sounds wonderful."
Garrett looked at Heero and Gatty. They were eating Gumdrops. It was horrible.
"Heero, Gatty… I'll just get Urd and Asuka over here, it is horrible seeing you two bored all the time."
Garrett got off the computer and walked off to chat with Heero and Gatty. Allen and Van quickly got back on the computer and brought up their porn again.
"So… Gatty, what's happening."
"Nothing. What's happening with you?"
"Nothing."
Just then Garrett walked up to them.
"I feel pity for you, so I got you both dates, alright?"
"Really, who?"
"For you, Gatty, Urd. My girlfriend's big sister."
"Oooohhhh, don't know who that is."
"Urd is Bell's big sister."
"Oh, related to Belldandy, gotta be hot."
"Yep."
"What about for me?"
"Well, Heero, Asuka Langley."
"Hot damn."
Noin asked them to watch their language again. They ignored her. The doorbell rang. Heero, Gatty, and Garrett went and got the door. It was Belldandy, Urd, and Asuka.
"Bell!"
"Garrett!"
Belldandy and Garrett hugged like they hadn't seen each other in years. It kind of creeped all who were watching out. Anyway, Heero knew which was Asuka and so he just led her downstairs.
"You must be Urd."
"And you are Gatty?"
"Yep."
"I like that armor."
Urd and Gatty went upstairs, and not down. Also, Garrett led Bell upstairs, where else?
Back downstairs, everyone was doing pretty much the same thing, only this time Duo and Feye were undressed, but covered with a blanket.
"THIS PORN RULES!"
Van and Allen were really excited that they had stumbled across some really good sites. Zongi and Miguel were still on the computer. Chesta and Dallet were exchanging even meaner glares now.
At the end of the night, I think we know what all was happening. Yep… Noin was asleep on a couch, Bender was passed out, Sora dumped Jim, and Jim and Fry were playing video games. Asuka and Urd left Heero and Gatty bored again and sleeping on a couch (not sleeping with each other mind you). Allen and Van were up all night looking at porn, Zongi had pretended to be a girl and tricked Miguel several times into sleeping with a stuffed bear. Chesta and Dallet "made up their differences". Naomi Fluegel ::drool:: and Gene were upstairs all night… So were Garrett and Bell ::lots of drool accompanied by some of the author's very enthusiastic smiles::. Duo and Feye were sexing each other. Quatre and Yukari were enjoying a second night as a couple. Dilandau and Rei were enjoying each other's company in the corner… Yes they were making out."
"So is that prediction of my night accurate, Hitomi?"
"The cards don't lie, Garrett."
"SCORE!"
And guess what? That is exactly how the night turned out.
Was this sequel just an excuse to continue the characters sexing each other? Yes. Was it cool in the end though? Yes. When did I write this? Late at night.