AN: MY 8TH GRD CLASS IS REEDING ROMEO AND JULIET (OMG ITS SO GR8T) SO I WANTED TO WRITE LIKE THAT. DONUT FLAME PLZ.
[Enter Sonic; Harry; The Black Power Ranger. They are standing over a table talking about war plans]
SONIC: Doth that mean we must fight them in their owneth territory?
HARRY: Aye, and to that we haveth the disadvantage. Not ever has anyone besteth the Homestucks in a world as broken as their own. Merely just a kiss and it can bring thou back to life
BLACK POWER RANGER: But doth those rules apply to us if we dare to venture to their own home or must we stick witheth our own logic?
HARRY: I must be honest, I do not know. I have never thought, nor have I been there to witness with thine own eyes whether or not if it shall work.
BLACK POWER RANGER: There is only one way to find out then. We must goeth to their world.
HARRY: -pondering- I wish not for us to venture into such uncharted territory as of yet. Until then, we musteth build up our army. For only one Homestuck can take out a hundred of our best.
[Enter CYBERMAN]
CYBERMAN: Master Potter, I haveth urgent news of your concern.
HARRY: Yes yes, what be it. Come on, spilleth it out. Reveal what you must say.
CYBERMAN: We have news of a new group allying themselves with the Homestucks. The calleth themselves the Bronies.
HARRY: -his eyes look down- This be the gravest of news. Of anyone to work with the Homestucks, the Bronies be the worst. Their childish complexion maketh them some of the worst. They caneth use the elements of harmony in a way that will fryeth ones own brain.
SONIC: We must keepeth a constant eye on them. If not, we could easily lose track on the ranks of our enemies. You may be dismissed.
[Exits CYBERMAN]
BLACK POWER RANGER: Just how many are we going up against?
HARRY: Their numbers are infinite. With the mass amount of canon and ocs, their numbers only grow with each update.
BLACK POWER RANGER: Then we must strike before they get too powerful.
HARRY: I believe that time has already past.