"All your petty feuds come to an end now. A battle to end all."
Ganondorf leapt down from Zelda's throne, and drew the Sword of the Sages.
"Would you like to hear what I want to do with this petty blade?"
Zant stopped, and knelt by Ganondorf, whilst Midna and Link turned, ready for what could come.
"I would like to use it, use it to blot out what light there is in this world!"
He casually waved his hand, and the barrier that had once stopped Link from entering Hyrule Castle appeared once more.
Zelda stirred with a groan. She shook her head, and saw what was going on. Midna was returned to what she was, and Link, Hyrule's hero, was ready. Yet she saw Zant kneeling by Ganondorf, and curled her hand into a fist. It was his fault for turning Hyrule into a shadow of what it once was.
"Come at me!" Ganondorf roared, jumping and attempting to hack away at Link's neck, but Midna swiped at Ganondorf and forced him back.
Zant came in next, blades poised and ready to take out Midna's back, but she whirled around, parried the blow, and Link attached the Clawshot to the Master Sword, and hurled it at Zant like a boomerang. Zant ducked and avoided the blow, but as the Clawshot retracted, the hilt hit him in the face, somewhat disfiguring it.
"Where is Ganondorf?" Midna shouted to Link over Zant's childish wails.
Play the Ganon (Dark Beast) Battle Theme here…
An odd warp noise reverberated around the room, and Ganon hopped out of a portal, and charged Link. Link dived out of the way, and sent an arrow into Ganon's head.
It roared, and then warped again. Link aimed his bow at the portal, ready to shoot, and fired as Ganon dashed out, but the Dark Beast simply warped before contact.
"Midna!" Link shouted out, and Midna understood immediately.
She retreated from Zant's unstable onslaught and changed Link to a wolf, but she changed to an imp as well.
"What?" she looked at herself, and then understood.
"As your wolf form is a product of Zant's doing, as long as you are a wolf, I am an imp in this world." She mused.
Ganon warped above Link, and almost crushed him, if it were not for Midna grabbing him with her hair and throwing him out of the way.
"That's it! When he charges you, I'll grab him and throw him out of the way. You take him out through his wound from the Sword of the Sages." Midna whispered, as Link simply nodded and growled as Ganon lumbered towards him.
Just before contact, Midna closed her hair around the hog's face and threw him out of the way. Link latched onto his wound with his claws and began to maul it.
Ganon roared, and shook off Midna and Link, who changed back to normal. The beast shrunk and Ganondorf kneeled, panting heavily.
"You…" he said, whilst looking at the duo.
"…Are more than mild annoyances, I'll admit." Zant hurried to Ganondorf and wailed once more.
"My lord! Are you alright?"
Ganondorf waved him off.
Now play the horseback chase theme, because that only happens if Midna gets beaten, and that doesn't happen here.
"Leave me." He began to burn furiously, and the fire formed the shape of his face.
"Now take this!" The flames spoke loudly. Zant stared in awe, and then said.
"You see? No one can defeat a god!"
"But the thing is, he is not a god." Zelda spoke for the first time since she had awoken.
"Hello, Zelda." Midna said, smiling. Link blushed as Zelda waved lightly at him.
To return the attention to him, Ganondorf laughed, and proceeded to blow a jet of dark flame at the trio.
Zant began to shudder, and he became Fyrus, the Twilit Igniter.
"Two fire based enemies, huh?" Midna laughed casually.
Link looked confused, before realising what Midna was going to do.
"No. Don't do it-"
Midna was gone.
Seconds later, she returned, taking the entire Lake Hylia with her, boats and all.
Zant was instantly extinguished and washed away, whilst Ganondorf simply rose above the water.
As the water drained away again through a portal, Zant returned and spat out a fish.
"And you people actually eat this stuff?" he spoke, retching.
Play the last battle theme here…
"I am finished with the games. Now, man to man!" The barriers closed around Link and Ganondorf, and another around Zant and Midna, leaving them with only one objective:
To fight each other to the death.