A/N: Well here is chapter two of my insanity. enjoy!
Disclaimer: i don't own anything mentioned in this chapter.
Chapter two: The Luchadoré Hamsters vs. The Sparkly Purple Power Thong Of Awesomeness!
Deep in a underground laboratory genetic experiments were running rampant. These tests were hidden from all of the world's governments. Common pet store hamsters were being transformed into motorcycle riding, mask wearing, and pants crappingly terrifying badass Luchadorés. And that was all good and dandy, until the superpowered hamsters revolted. One single hamster escaped. and managed to open all of the computerized cages with his cute little paws. Anarchy took hold and the underground labs were destroyed. The fuzzy little anarchists were loose in the world. in less than a week they had gotten a terrifying (albeit adorable) grip on the world and were poised to take over completely.
All of the G8 members were on their Skype© accounts, their thumbs hovering over large, sparkly, purple, thong shaped buttons. At the count of three they pressed the buttons simultaneously. The earth shook with the force of all the awesomeness. A shower of rainbow colored sparkles appeared in the air. AND THERE HE WAS!
FASTER THAN A SOMEONE WHO HAS TO PEE REALLY BAD!
STRONGER THAN A BODY BUILDER'S B.O.!
ABLE TO LEAP TALL MOUNDS OF DIRTY UNDERWEAR IN A SINGLE BOUND….HE IS….
SPARKLY PURPLE POWER THONG MAN!
"I'm here to mess shit up.", Sparkly Purple Power Thong Man stated with courtesy. He was always very curt. His sparkly, purple thong and matching thigh-high boots matched his glitter covered mask. he was the same height as Germany and just as muscular as the European nation too. in fact he had slicked back blonde hair too. In fact the two had an awful lot in common. was Germany actually a superhero?
But back to our story. The Luchadoré Hamsters revved their motorcycles menacingly, well as menacingly as remote control toy motorcycles could be. they swerved and zoomed around, making it hard for our hero to catch them. finally one hamster in a green mask ran over his foot. this angered the usually curt hero. Sparkly Purple Power Thong Man put his hands on his hips and screamed out his attack. "SUPER CROTCH THRUST IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!", he bellowed. all of the hamsters suddenly disappeared in a shower of sparkles. nobody knew how he did it, but everyone still celebrated. they were safe.
Sparkly Purple Power Thong Man returned to his country home. He flew through his open window, pausing only to close it, took off his mask, hiding it under his bed, climbed in, and went sound asleep. saving the entire world was hard work. In the morning Finland walked up to Sealand's room to wake him up. the boy was snuggled down in his blankets, curled up like a kitten. he walked over to the window and opened the drapes to let the sunlight in. "Sealand it's time to get up! it's a beautiful day outside and the hamsters are all gone!", he chirped as his "son" stirred out of his sleep. When Finland walked out, Sealand sat up to reveal his thigh high sparkly purple boots and matching thong, which was now several sizes too big for him. he grinned. if only jerk England new the truth.
A/N: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? seriously thank you for your support. love and peace.
kaikanbutterfly