Deidara's Bad Day

By ilovemyboys

Chapter 2: New Partner

Authors Note: I recommend listing to the song "Teddy Bear's Picnic" on youtube to know how it goes for extra fun! ^_^

Oh no!…I gotta get my Senpai to safely! And soon!

Tobi jumped from tree to tree, carrying his unconscious Senpai in bridal style as he traveled.

"Geez Deidara, you sure are heavy," he giggled, looking down at his partner.

Deidara of course said nothing.

"You sure lost a lot of blood back there Deidara…" Tobi looked down at his Senpai worriedly. "Don't worry! I'll get you to the hideout in no time!" He cheered.

After 10 minutes of jumping across tree branches Tobi began to feel the effects of carrying his Senpai.

"Whew! *pant, pant* Deidara! We need to stop soon. Whew!"-CRACK! Tobi looked down wide eyed at the branch he was just standing on break and fall to the ground as he flailed about frantically in the air. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" He shouted as he fell through the branches toward the ground.

"AHHH!"

In a last split second attempt Tobi righted himself and Deidara to land slightly more smoothly on the ground as they both landed onto the grass. Tobi landing a bit better than Deidara, who rolled a few feet away, got up with a smile. "Well! That wasn't too-Ahh! Deidara!" Tobi frantically looked around to find his motionless Senpai lying on the ground.

"Deidara!" He clasped his hands on his face as he ran toward Deidara.

Getting down on his hands and knees he lifted up the back of Deidara's head with one hand, while the other felt for a pulse on his neck.

"Please be okay, please be okay, please by okay-Ahh! No pulse! What am going to do! Deidara! Deidara! Wake up! Wake up!" He shook his mentor vigorously.

Deidara's face cringed in discomfort.

Tobi positively beamed."DEIDARA! YOU'RE ALIVE!"

I'm so glad I didn't cause his death!

Deidara's face gradually began to relax again.

"Alright," Tobi stood up. "We need to take a break, but Senpai always says not to stay out in the open. Hmmm…" Tobi placed a hand on his chin in thought as he looked around for any places to hide while they both recovered. "Oh nooo…I can't find a single place anywhere…" He moped, slumped over.

"Wait a second!" He bolted upright. "There was a cave on our way here. That's it!" Hahaha! I did it Deidara! I did something useful for you Senpai! Hehehe!"

Picking up Deidara once again Tobi headed back the way they came, humming the theme song to "Teddy Bear's Picnic" as he did so, "Me and Deidara are going to-find a won-der-ful place…Me and Deidara are going to- find a won-der-ful place…And when we do the wonderful things we'll do are lots of fun because…" His head bounced back and forth as he sang. But not for long. Sensing charka nearby he stopped abruptly.

"Oh no. Shinobi! Ahh…ahhh…" He looked down frantically at Deidara, then up again at the approaching Shinobi.

"Oh noooo…" He whimpered.