Kimi: Hi again!!!!(Waves at everyone)So as you can see this chapter um…..

Itachi: 2…..

Kimi: really? I thought it was 3…. Huh…. Funny how the world works…..oh well!

Itachi: Jesus Christ…..

Kimi: Shut up! Oh and FYI all the Akatsuki members are alive in my fanfic!! Yay!! Oh and so is Sasori. I just forgot to put him in the 1st chappy…... :D

Itachi: I'm alive?

Kimi: Yeah! :D

Itachi: Wait……I died?

Kimi…um…..no comment? Look just do the thingy!!

Itachi: Thingy? I don't do thingies…..

Kimi: The disclaimer?

Itachi: Oh…. Kimi does not own Naruto because if she did…..we would all be wearing rainbow jumpsuits….

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By the time everyone in the hideout woke up it was already 6:00AM. Well the 1st up was Pein who really was not a morning person, followed by Zetsu, Konan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, and last but not least Hidan. I guess it's because he was busy last night and was tired. Well anyway since they were all packed, they went to the remains of the used to be kitchen and ate their favorite breakfasts.

For Pein it was a breakfast taco.

Konan had a salad.

Kisame had a breakfast fish burrito.

Kakuzu had leftovers.

Zetsu ate the paperboy,

Deidara had poptarts,

Sasori ate um…. something….,

Itachi had honey bunches of oats,

Hidan ate a biscuit,

And Tobi ate his favorite cereal, Little Einsteins!!!

When they were all done they all stared at the kitchen. The kitchen where they ate…..and stuff. Tobi was almost in tears when he remembered the "good times".

"Tobi is going to miss this place….because this is the place where Tobi 1st ate with Deidara sempai….." Tobi sniffed.

"Um….ok….well this place the 1st place I tried my greatest bomb ever…"Deidara said.

"I hid the bones of the people I ate here…." Zetsu confessed.

"Well this was my favorite room.."Kisame said sadly.

"I don't care…"Itachi mumbled.

"I used to wake up in mornings and sometimes smelled wonderful biscuits in the oven and then smoother them with peanut butter and jelly….(I really do that…..:D)"Hidan said quietly staring at the messed up oven. It was missing the door and was dented badly.

"I…..love this place…." Was all Konan said.

"wow….wow….I'm going to actually miss this place…"Pein confessed with a serious look on his face. Everyone turned to look at him.

"It's just a kitchen!!! Nothing exciting about it!"Sasori yelled out.

"Dude sweet we have insurance on the kitchen!"Kakuzu said with joy walking in the room with a whole bunch of insurance papers. Well whatever joy is for him.

Sasori slapped his forehead. "You guys are idiots."

"Well if you were human like us you would understand how we felt!" Deidara yelled at his danna.

"Yeah….." Sasori said not paying attention at the blond.

"Alright guys calm down," they heard Pein say. "Now let's go!"

So they all left their kitchen. Their precious kitchen. The kitchen where they ate and sometimes where Kisame slept because he was too drunk. But other than that it was their kitchen. Theirs. Leaving it was…. Oh forget it!!! This is…. Not normal!!! Oh God!! (I was having an episode sorry)

"Let's just go now!"Sasori said.

"Ditto," Kisame agreed yawning. He walked out the door followed by the others.

So when they got outside, they started jumping up in the air tree to tree like the ninjas they are. (Damn their ninja ways!!I want to be a ninja too!!) So they jumped and jumped and jumped. (4 hours later) Still jumping except Tobi had to have a few pit stops.

"Are we fucking there yet?"The Jashinist asked.

"No Hidan not yet….."Pein said sighing."Stop asking…"

Hidan groaned."Boring….."

"Why don't you find something to do like Tobi?"Pein suggested.

Everyone turned to look at Tobi who was playing with a piece of string.

"Wow that's real exciting!....."Hidan said sarcastically. "Jee Wilikers why don't I just make a puppet show with Sasori!"

"Don't push it…."Sasori mumbled.

Konan sighed. "We are almost there guys, just hang on."

"Easy for you to say….."Hidan mumbled.

"Tobi wonders what kind of family your friend has Konan……"Tobi said.

"1st of all, who is your friend?"Deidara asked.

"A friend….."Konan answered.

"That's real specific Konan……"Deidara said sweat dropping.

"You'll find out when you meet them…."

They came into a dark looking forest and all of them landed on the ground.

"Now all we have to do is walk it's not that far. It's only a couple of miles away."Konan said reassuring them.

"Hmm….."Hidan said."This place looks familiar….."

"Have you been here before Hidan?"Tobi asked.

"Seems like I have…. I can't exactly put my fucking finger on it though….."

"Maybe you have only a long time ago" Zetsu's white side said.

"Who knows…."Hidan said. He tried to remember it. He really tried to to see why this place looked so familiar. Then it suddenly hit him.

"We are here" Konan said walking through the thick bushes followed by the guys. In front of them was a huge mansion probably 4 or 5 stories high and probably looked like it held 200 rooms.

Hidan couldn't believe it. He was….home.

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Kimi: wow…… I am so tired…..(sighs…) School is a pain……

(Pein walks in)

Pein: Did you call me?

Kimi: Not you Pein. "Pain" as in suffering or when something hurts.

Pein: When did you get smart?

Kimi: 5 minutes ago…..

Pein: (sighs)

Kimi: Well I'll try my best to update…. If I'm not to tired cuz I really am lazy by heart……

Please review…….