Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Comes Back! We have all twenty four campers here and let me tell you, some drama has already happened. Looks like it's going to be one hell of a season. We have a lot to do now! First let's make the teams.

Noah: Oh great! Let's see what people he will put together that will murder each other just for ratings.

Chris: I didn't say you could talk did I?

Noah: Why do I need permission to talk?

Chris: Uh…

Noah: That's what I thought.

Chris: Whatever smartass! Let's get down to business! The two teams this season will be called the Screaming Thorns and the Killer Stones.

Tyler: Stones? That's lame!

Chris: Shush! Now I have a hat that with all your names in it. I will first do the Screaming Thorns. The first person is… (He draws a name) Justin.

Justin: Hm! (He walks over to Chris)

Chris: The next person is Eva!

Eva: Not a problem!

Chris: Next is Heather!

Heather (sarcastically): Hoo rah!

Chris: Next for the Thorns is Tyler!

Tyler: Okay, no problem! Thank God I'm not on the Stones!

Heather: Great, the uncoordinated jock who thinks he can play sports is on our team!

Tyler: Hey! Not true!

Chris: Moving on! Joining the Thorns is Noah!

Noah: All right! But let's see what these other four can do!

Eva: You better watch it bookworm!

Chris: Next person is Lindsay!

Tyler: All right Lins, we're on the same team!

Lindsay: Yay! (She pins Tyler to the ground and they make out)

Chris: Great, more making out! The next person joining them is Cody!

Cody: I'm cool with that! No possible threats!

Heather: What do you mean by that?

Cody: Not answering that!

Chris: Next is Katie!

Katie: I'm perfectly fine with that!

Chris: Next up is Duncan! (Cody's eyes widen)

Duncan: Great!

Chris: Next is Sadie!

Sadie: All right! We're on the same team Katie!

Katie and Sadie: Eeeeeeeee!

Chris: Next up is Gwen!

Gwen (sarcastically): Oh boy!

Chris: Next and last on the Screaming Thorns is… Harold!

Harold: No worries!

Chris: Now for the Killer Stones!

Courtney (Whispering to Bridgette): This is going to be pointless

Chris: (He draws a name) The first person is DJ.

DJ: I'm okay with this!

Chris: Next person is Owen!

Owen: All right! (He and DJ high five)

Chris: Next is Trent!

Trent: This can work!

Chris: Next for the Stones is Ezekiel!

Ezekiel: This is great, eh!

Chris: Next up is Geoff!

Geoff: This is going to be awesome!

Chris: Next is Alejandro!

Alejandro: Oh no, I am not going to be on the same team as that fatso! (He points to Owen)

Owen (With a sad expression): Al!

Leshawna: Why do you have to be so mean to him? Owen is a very nice guy!

Alejandro: I don't care! He's a useless team member! (Tears well up in Owen's eyes)

Bridgette: You're just a huge dick, Alejandro! Just in case you haven't known, Owen is a great team player! He won season one! (Owen smiles)

Alejandro: Hm, impressive for a mindless pig! (Owen starts crying and then runs off. He then sees everyone glaring at him) What?

Duncan: You really are an ass!

Alejandro: How am I an ass for stating the truth?

Leshawna: How is it the truth? He really can get far in a season.

Alejandro: Hey, the truth hurts! He has to get used to it!

Izzy: Hey, you know what hurts?

Alejandro: What? (Izzy tosses a land mine in his hands. After a few seconds, it explodes, scorching Alejandro. Everyone breaks into laughter)

Bridgette: Good job, Izzy! That'll show him!

Chris: Can we continue please? Next on the Stones is Courtney!

Courtney: Eh, no worries! But this is still kind of pointless.

Chris: Next is Izzy!

Izzy: Boom boom!

Chris: Next is Leshawna!

Leshawna: This team could use my strength!

Chris: Next up is Beth!

Beth: I'm perfectly fine with this!

Chris: Also joining the Stones is Sierra!

Sierra: No problem!

Chris: And lastly, Bridgette!

Bridgette: I'm fine with that!

Chris: And there you have it our two teams! We now have to assign cabins! Which won't be hard, there are four cabins! Two for each team! The two on the left will be for the Screaming Thorns. One for the girls and one for the guys, just so you kids don't get any ideas! And the two on the right are for the Killer Stones. All right there you go! You may go relax for a couple of hours before we have our first challenge! (They all start to walk towards the cabins until Chris stops them) Wait! I have one more thing to say! The final 16 campers this season will go on the next season of Total Drama! Let that be motivation to get you moving! (The campers go and enter their cabins) Hm, I wonder if Chef has finished installing the confession cam yet.

Confession Cam

Geoff: Oh yeah! I'm ready for this season! I really want to get onto next season!

Owen: AL IS GOING DOWN! I am sick of him treating me as if I'm the lowest on the totem pole! I thought he was friends with me. But I guess not! I'm not holding my farts in anymore. I hope it hurts no one, no one but Al! Oh I can't wait to pound him! Let's see who gets farther this season jerk! Final 16 huh? I could totally make it there. Hopefully Al doesn't!

Bridgette: Final 16? Hm, won't be that bad, I can probably make it far!

Trent: Making it to the final 16 won't be that hard, I just have to survive eight eliminations, and I'm there! Poor Owen, I still feel bad for him from Alejandro insulting him! Maybe I won't make it easy for him to stay here that long!

Cody: Oh yeah, final 16, here I come! I made it far last season, maybe I can this season!

Heather: Making it to the final 16? Too easy! I just need to throw some dirt on everybody so I can sabotage their performance making mine easier!

Tyler: An athletic jock like me, I'm sure I can make the final 16! Just as long as I don't have any threats!

Alejandro: It'll be no sweat making the final 16. Just got to get the better of everybody, turn some votes on some people, and there I am, final 16!

Noah: I'm pretty sure I can make the final 16. Just as long as nobody, especially Chris, makes my time here sufferable! But with Chris, that's unlikely.

End of confessionals

Screaming Thorns cabin (Males)

Tyler: Ah, here we are again! I call a top bunk! (He tries to climb up on a top bunk but slips and hits the ground hard)

Justin: Just make sure you don't do that to me! I don't want my gorgeous body messed up!

Noah: Great, he's at it again!

Duncan: Tell me about it!

Justin: Don't start! This camp needs my beauty!

Noah (Whispering to Duncan): Wait until we see him looking at the mirror and he makes out with it! (Him and Duncan snicker)

Duncan: It'll be funnier if we videotape it and put it on youtube! (They continue to snicker)

Screaming Thorns cabin (Female)

Gwen (sarcastically): Brings back memories!

Heather: Yeah! Like I like it here either!

Katie: It's going to be so fun bunking with you Sadie!

Sadie: I know!

Katie and Sadie: Eeeeee!

Heather: Can you two shut up? You've eeed for the hundredth time today already!

Beth: Let them be Heather.

Heather: Hmph!

Killer Stones cabin (Male)

Ezekiel: Great to be back!

DJ: Yeah! It's fine I guess! (He sees Owen crying still)

Owen: Al sucks!

DJ: Don't even worry about Alejandro! He doesn't see value in anyone other than himself!

Owen: I thought he was friends with me!

DJ: Well he obviously isn't! He treats you like crap!

Trent: Listen Owen, I don't like him either! You are a great competitor!

Owen (He stops crying and smiles): Thanks Trent! You're a good friend!

Trent: Thanks!

Owen: And you know what else?

Trent: What?

Owen: He is going down!

Trent: There you go Owen!

DJ: You got it now!

Trent: You know what we should do?

Owen: Keep talking!

Trent: We could form an alliance!

Owen: That doesn't sound bad. Let's do it!

Trent: You in DJ?

DJ: Eh, why not!

Geoff: I want to join!

Trent: What do you have against Alejandro?

Geoff: Oh he messed with Bridge last season. He's going to pay!

Trent: Okay, you're in!

Ezekiel: Can I join, eh?

DJ: You sure? This is Alejandro we're talking about!

Ezekiel: If he hurts a fellow dude, He needs to go doon!

Trent: Sure, you can join!

Ezekiel: All right!

Confession Cam

Ezekiel: My first alliance, this is going to be so awesome! Us five guys, going to take down Alejandro!

Owen: Oh Al you're so going to get your just desserts! Mm, dessert! I could go for some cream cheese chocolate cake right now! (He looks at the floor, and sees a dirty piece of toilet paper. He picks it up and lifts it up to his mouth)

Trent: Let's just hope this alliance works! One more strategic player off my back!

Geoff: Oh Al is going regret the day he manipulated my Bridgette! Oh, he will! (He rubs his hands)

End of confessionals

Trent: So, the alliance is on! (Owen walks in, toilet paper pieces surround his mouth) Owen, why do you have toilet paper around your mouth?

Owen: Oh! I, uh, went to shave! (He wipes off the toilet paper)

DJ: Owen you don't shave!

Owen: I saw a few whiskers when I went in the confessional!

Ezekiel: Good enough for me, eh!

Trent: Okay, but as long as it wasn't toilet paper with poop stains on it! (Owen looks away nervously)

Killer Stones cabin (Female)

Sierra: Smells as good as I thought it would be!

Courtney: Yeah, you're kind of right! Since Gwen isn't in here!

Leshawna: She is still at it huh?

Courtney: I'll never forgive her for what she did!

Bridgette: We pretty much assumed that!

Izzy: Ooh! Now I know where I can hide my explosives this time! Under the beds!

Sierra: Oh boy!

2 hours later

Chris (over the intercom): Okay campers, time to gather together. We are going to have our first challenge!

Noah: Hoo rah! (He and the rest of the campers leave their cabins to the center of the area)

Chris: Welcome to our first challenge of the season! Now let me lay down some details. After every challenge there will be an elimination. And if I feel like it, we will have a reward challenge as well!

Cody: So sometimes, we will have a reward and elimination challenge?

Chris: Well I wouldn't say sometimes!

Cody: So most of the time?

Chris: Wouldn't say that either!

Cody: Half the time?

Chris: Not that as well!

Cody: All the-

Chris: Enough of your guessing! Here is what the first challenge will be. You will be going into the forest and catch one of the furry beasts that has appeared throughout all three seasons.

Gwen: You don't mean…

Chris: Yes, that means you have to catch either the Sasquatchanakwa or the bear!

Tyler: That sucks!

Owen: Yeah, I was hoping it would be an eating contest or something!

Chris: Why are you so obsessed with food? You should cut down some pounds boy!

Owen: You calling me fat?

Chris: Kind of!

Owen: Oh, okay!

Confession Cam

Owen: What's with people calling me fat? That's the ninth time this week! And it's only Tuesday!

Chris: Okay, so I was calling him fat! Big deal! Not like I am! (After he says this, his belly flops out) Hm, maybe drinking some slim fast will help me!

End of confessionals

Duncan: So! Catching one of them shouldn't be that hard!

Chris: But here's an added twist, there will be booby traps in there that were set by Chef! So it won't be an easy task!

Courtney: Ha! Like Chef's traps will be that hard to get by! (Chef scowls at her)

Chef: Hey! Why don't you go join the army and see how easy it is!

Justin: Ooh! I don't like the sound of this challenge! It will damage my gorgeous body!

Chris: Will you quit it you messed up narcissist!

Justin: How am I messed up?

Izzy: I saw you in the bathroom a couple of hours ago making out with yourself in the mirror. (The rest of the campers snicker) And then you started- (Justin clamps a hand over her mouth)

Justin: Please don't finish that sentence! Please don't!

Chris: Oh the humor! It kills me! Okay campers, you have two hours to capture either the Sasquatchanakwa or the bear. The first team back with their creature wins the challenge and a nice reward. Your time starts, NOW! (They all run into the forest. Chris starts the sign off)

What team will catch a creature first and win the reward?

What drama will come up?

Will anyone get hurt? Hopefully! I'll be in my trailer watching!

Who will get voted off in the first elimination of the season?

Find out in the next chapter of Total Drama Comes Back!