Disclaimer: meh no own Pokemon.
Okay. So, this girl wants to fight us. It shouldn't be that hard.
"Go, Chu-Chu!"
A Pikachu popped out of one of those red-and-white poke-somethings, I can't remember what they're called. "…Rawr." It said.
CiCi and I just laughed. I mean, come on. Chu-Chu, the Pikachu? What is this girl, brain-dead?
Then she sent out a charmander. "C'mon, Char-Char!" I laughed even harder. Then I remembered CiCi…
…and she looked like she was about to pee right then and there.
I walked over to her. "Relax. I'll take out 'Char-Char', and you go for 'Chu-Chu'. Got it?" I said, both of us giggling at the nicknames.
We backed up, so we were facing the opposing team. I was in front of Char-Char, giving it the meanest look I could muster.
"Char-Char, use ember on that Roselia!" Hehe, not on my watch.
CiCi panicked. She looked at me, but I wasn't where she looked. Instead, I was blocking the ember that was aimed at her face.
"CiCi! Get that stupid Pikachu!" I yelled.
Now that I was, to say, 'superpowered', I launched an ember at the retarded charmander, ready to give it a piece of my mind.
See, this was funny. The charmander was running around in circles, like a little flaming ball of… well, fire, I guess.
I looked over at CiCi to see how she was doing. She had blasted the Pikachu with petal dance. It was still spinning.
The trainer yelled, "Char-Char! Don't let that Vulpix intimidate you! It's the Roselia you're after! And Chu-Chu! Take out that Vulpix!"
Gee, wasn't this exciting. The charmander aimed a headbutt at CiCi, but it threw a glance at me before charging. I sat down.
"CiCi! Head's up!" I yelled to my Roselia counterpart.
CiCi looked up just in time to dodge the headbutt, and the charmander, unable to stop, ran headfirst into a rock.
With charmander out of the game, I aimed a will-o-wisp at the Pikachu, and it looked pretty mad. I smiled.
"Mae! Look out!"
I looked at CiCi, and then noticed a shadow falling over me. I looked up.
Thing is, I looked up too late. This gigantic net fell over me, and lifted me up. CiCi ran towards it, and jumped on. I tried to bite through the net, but it shocked me. CiCi had found a small hole near the top, and crawled in. But, she lost her hold on the net, and fell on me.
"Oww…" I said, rubbing my snout. "That was my nose."
"Sorry." CiCi said, standing up.
I looked at our captors. I giant balloon, shaped like a meowth (I only knew what it looked like because I had seen them in battles), and a little basket with freaky-haired people inside. Ick.
I guessed that both were female, given their hairstyles. One of the females had long red hair, and the other one had shorter brown hair. Then a meowth popped up.
"Hahaha! We finally caught a Pikachu, Jessie!"
"Pikachu?" I said.
Meowth looked at me. "Whaaaaaaat? You're not Pikachu!"
"Well duh." CiCi said.