"Ugh! Do I have too?" Marinette asked Tikki as she throws her body to the bed. It was late in the night and Marinette was tired. She had just finished an easy and a huge batch of cookies for her parents to sell tomorrow. She was tired, it was midnight, but her Kwami ordered her to:

"Patrol! Night Patrol, you are the leader and you need to be there!" Tikki said, making Marinette sighed.

"Ugh, what's the point? If something were to happen I would hear about it…" Marinette moaned. "I don't feel like jumping on rooftops looking for something that's not there."

"Marinette, you are a leader! Now lead, or else I will stick toothpaste in your hair while you sleep." Tikki ordered. For something as cute as her, she was very demanding. Doing as told, Marinette transforms into Ladybug in a flash. She then proceeds her nightly duties of making sure Paris is safe. She would pass her fellow comrades while doing this, but did not stop for chit-chat. She would always patrol for at least two hours a night before heading home. Well, that was until something caught her eye.

"Oh?" Marinette said as she lands on a rooftop that was across from an open curtain window. Her eyes widen a little before her staring makes her takes a seat on a huge AV box. She sits there…watching, not realizing that the black cat himself found her.

"Oh why hello." Chat said to himself before jumping down next to her. He opens his mouth to say something, but stopped when he saw what she was watching. "Oh my god, he's huge!"

"Right!" Ladybug shouted. Chat takes a seat next to her and begins to watch in amaze.

"How?" He asked.

"I think she has some sort of magical power's." Ladybug said.

"Why is she on a pole doing…oh…I wonder if I could do that." Chat asked.

"You wish." Ladybug chuckled.

"With you." He responded, making the red wearing heroine chuckle.

"Not happening, I prefer to lose my virginity on a boat going to my honeymoon after I am married." Ladybug said with a smirk on her face.

"I can respect that, I just hope you'll be up for a couple more rounds." He said, making her blush ear to ear at his words.

"So…what do-do you think of the woman and man up there?" Ladybug asked, trying to divert the top of them to the adults.

"Their possibly a former porn stars." Chat said before pulling out his phone to take a picture. He then puts the device back in his pocket as he watches the view from the window. A seconds later, Ladybug opens her mouth to say:

"Are you hungry?" She asked. In a flash, Chat pulls out his communicator, without breaking eye contact of the show the people in the window were doing, and called Carapace (That's…Hard-shell canon name. So we will be calling him that from now on).

"Yo dude…could you grab me some food?" Chat asked.

(15 minutes later)

Queen Bee, Rena Rouge, and Carapace jump on the rooftop. In their hands were burger bags and drinks by a fast food joint.

"This is the first time we are eating together." Rena said with a smile as she approaches the to watching something. The three teens turn their heads in the direction of what they were watching.

"Oh my god…" Queen Bee said. "I know her!"

"I know…" Ladybug said. Queen Bee takes a seat by Ladybug's legs as she takes a sip of her soda. The other two heroes also take seat next to each other as they watched. The five teen heroes begin to eat their hamburgers and fries as the night continues.

(45 minutes later)

Still in hero form, the five teens have thrown their trash on the rooftop, but still was watching the couple in the apartment.

"You know, I never watched porn this long." Chat said.

"Same." Ladybug said.

"But this is like the real stuff, and it actually good." Queen Bee said. "I must say, how she was able to keep it in her mouth for so long amazes me."

"Yea, Miss Bustier going to have a sore throat tomorrow." Rena said with a chuckle. Seconds later the group begins to follow her laughter.

"Oh my god! Imagine her in class!?" Ladybug chuckled.

"She will be like: I have a frog in my throat." Queen Bee shouted, making the group laugh even louder.

"I can see Kim now trying to read the book with her messed up voice!" Carapace shouted before their laughter became bigger. Expect for Ladybug, she stops laughing for a second before looking at her teammates with widening eyes and a frown. Numbers and calculation questions begin to form in her head as she scans each and every one of her teammates.

"No…." She whispers under her breath.

"SHIT!" She thought. "No Marinette! We can handle this, we can pretend this never happened! These are not your classmates! They probably go to your school and possibly have your teacher. But you don't know them! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!"

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

Screams were heard from above, it was their teacher covering herself with her curtain. The man she was with was covering himself with a pillow as he ran away. Ladybug is the first to flee the area by jumping over Queen Bee then practically swan dives onto another building. Her fellow teammates soon follow, pretending they didn't see their teacher have sex with a stranger for last hour.

(The next day)

"I regret my life choices." Marinette thought to herself as she takes a seat in her poetry class. Alya takes a seat next to her as her teacher and classmates follow. Adrien came walking in with Nino and Chloe behind him. Miss Bustier sets her stuff on her desk as everyone takes their seats.

"Oka…" The teacher spoke. Her throat was sore to the point she sounds like a frog. Marinette could hear Chloe holding in her laughter.

"Today…we will discuss the genre's of modern poetry…" She spoke in a low husky voice. Seconds later, Alya, Adrien, Nino, Chloe burst into laughter. They were laughing so hard that everyone in the room looked at them with confused, awkward and worried faces. Marinette eyes widened to the point they looked like plates. Her left eye twitches in shock as the realization of teammates.

"Shit…"

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