Okay! Second chapter here we go! Haha not I still haven't gotten to the point I wanna be at yet but if you like it so far keep on reading

Disclaimer- I don't own bleach.

Warning- There will be violence and sexual content coming from this story so be warned.

Authors Note- Man I am so nice right? I'm even re-doing chapter two! Haha nah the old versions of the ones I'm replacing suck -_- so yea XD Read on, please font forget to review!

Chapter Two- Fuck My Life

A deep sigh is released as Ichigo lets the arm holding Zangetsu go limp at his side, using his free hand to wipe a bit of sweat off his face. "The fuck, why bother coming to this world if you're just going to run away?" He complains as he feels Rukia's reatsu coming closer, sighing again he turns to her as he places Zangetsu on his back. "How'd you go?"

"I'm all done, stupid things were all running away, not a single one tried to fight, bit strange don't you reckon?" Rukia asks making Ichigo nod in grievance, they would always try to fight on some level, but it seemed as if these ones didn't even want to be here in the fist place. Feeling the adrenalin from the fight wear off and drowsiness start to kick in, Ichigo starts in the direction home without further comment, hearing Rukia follow instantly.

"I wonder what's going on" he says as they pass over a barking dog. The breeze from the speed they travel at helps cool him down as he looks Over to Rukia who just shrugs. A sense of worry passes over him at the thought of unexplained events and he picks up his pace, dearly hoping nothing has happened to his beloved family.

Upon arriving home Ichigo jumps through his window, relief washing through him as he feels the presence of all family members, safe and sound. Looking around his room for his body his body tenses once again and he feels his heart beat pick up, WHERE IS IT!?

"Ah crap! My dad must've come in while we were gone and freaked out." He whispers in a rushed tone as his spins towards the door, running out it he heads downstairs only to find no one there, looking around for a bit longer he soon notices the curious absence of Rukia. Running back up the stairs he growls loudly. "Where the fuck did you put my fucking body Rukia!?" He yells as he enters his room only to come face to face with a confused looking Rukia holding a note out to him. The curious look turns thoughtful as Ichigo takes the peice of paper and looks around once more before reading over the strangely neat words;

Why hello my fellow fighter, you left your body so defenceless that I couldn't help but want to take it home with me, do you think it will be comfortable in Los Noches?

Sincerely,

No. 6 Espada, Grimmjow Jaegerjacques.

"The fuck man!" Ichigo shouts in disbelief as he scrunches up the paper in his hand, again looking back up at Rukia, both stare at each other for a few minutes before she shakes her head and his eyes turn from mad to furious, some fucker planned this and he was going to get them back.

"We should go see Urahara and ask him if he can lend a hand somehow." Rukia states as she heads over to the window, making a gesture for Ichigo to follow her before she jumps out the window. Ichigo stands there for a few more seconds deeply contemplating just trashing his room in an attempt to calm down before giving up and following after the short shinegami.

"Haha King, see what happens when ya let ya guard down?" Hichigo taunts as Ichigo jumps over the rooftops.

"Oh and I suppose you knew someone was nearby when we left then huh?" Ichigo retorts angrily, wanting nothing more than to take his anger out on his carbon copy.

"Ah, ba I did. Ya see I have very keen senses for ma own kind" Hichigo states calmly as he tries to force his King to bow to his will, to give in and come for another fight.

"And you didn't tell me this because?!" Ichigo asks now beyond completely furious, the only thing stopping him from jumping in and pummling the hollow being the rapidly approaching candy store.

"Cuz I didn't wanna. What're ya gonna do bout it huh." The hollow cackles mockingly as he senses his King's rage.

Ichigo growls but otherwise just decides to ignore the annoyance as they finally arrive at the candy shop. Rukia knocks on the door and they both wait until it slides open, reveling tired looking eyes and ruffled clothes.

"Why hello. What brings you hear at this time of morning." Urahara asks waving his fan in front of his face hiding his expression as always and making his voice especially happy to annoy the furious looking teen in front of him.

"My freaking body has been stolen." Ichigo informs him, barging straight past the ex-captain not failing the make the other stumble when their shoulders collide as he makes his way to the back room.

Rukia sighs and shows Urahara the note that she managed to get off Ichigo when he was zoning out, patting his shoulder she walks past and follows the sound of Ichigo's stomping steps.

After reading the note Urahara walks to the back as well, a contemplative look on his face as he folds it and unfolds it in deep thought. Snapping out of his thoughts upon entering the room he looks at Ichigo and smiles as he states.

"Well Ichigo looks like your body's gone, to Los Noches to be exact. Whatever are you going to do?" He asks happily as he waves his fan in front of his face, trying to think of what this means, hoping dearly that Aizen hadn't managed that level of control over the orb yet.

"Don't give me your crap hat and clogs, you know well enough that's why we came here." Ichigo growls out as he slams his fist on the table that rattles upon impact. "If you can't think of anything I want you to make me a gigai, I can't have my old man freaking out again" He adds as an afterthought as he watches the blonde carefully, something telling him that Urahara would be the best help at the moment for him.

"No, I will not make you a gigai Ichigo, because you are still alive." Urahara states completely serious as he leans forward slightly. "If you were to enter a gigai it would kill your birth born body and you would officially be dead, speaking of your body might die anyway if it's in Los Noches, I mean you never know what this Grimmjow character is doing to it." He says nonchalantly, but Ichigo doesn't fail to miss the underline impaling tone, the shiver that racks his spine is full of disgust and ample amounts of worry for his poor body.

"And what exactly do you mean?" Rukia asks obviously having missed the underlining tone, but having noticed the gingers shiver, glancing to the shop keeper she frowns wondering what she missed.

"Well by the sound of this note, Ichigo's body is in Hueco Mundo, in Los Noches to be precise. And a live, human body won't last long in a pace like that, what with all the different creatures, and the new ones it seems are appearing." He replies calmly as he snaps his fan shut and looks at Ichigo. "I might have the means for you to get there, but I will not send you." He states emotionlessly, watching as both teens look at him in shock.

"What? Why?" Ichigo yells standing up, tipping the table slightly before it balances out again.

"You are not strong enough, you would die within seconds of entering the place." He says looking Ichigo directly in the eyes. "I have nothing more to teach you but I sense a presence here of people who do, maybe, its infrequent and I could just be imagining things." He comments absently, his thoughts elsewhere. "Do you trust me Kurosaki Ichigo?" He asks, standing up and putting his hand on Ichigo's shoulder, Ichigo nods, although partially confused, and Urahara leaves the room calling back, "Stay right there I will be back."

After a few minutes Urahara re-enters the room to find Rukia and Ichigo sitting chatting quietly, both however fall silent and look at him as he closes the door, hope in both eyes that make the blonde wince internally. "Hmm, turns out I was wrong." He says as emotionlessly as he can, brushing off the fury that rams into him from both parties.

"So now what Kiskae, what are we supposed to do?" Rukia asks in anger and desperation as she looks at Ichigo, deeply concerned for her close friend.

"Train by yourself? Look for someone's spiritual pressure that can train Ichigo?" He suggests trying his best to keep his emotions out of this, there is nothing he can do without sending the teen to his death. Ichigo gets up and leaves in silent rage, his emotions screaming for him to be left alone as he tries to contain the urge to level the small shop.

After leaving Ichigo turns right down the next street, wondering desperately as to what the hell he was meant to do now.

[End Chapter]

Okays so thats this one done! Onto chapter three woo!

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