SFT-A chapter for my lovely readers

Gaara-yeah she finely moved her lazy butt and writ something

SFT-Shut up Gaara

Sakura-she owns nothing

CH.2-Love at first craziness

Sakura walked into the room with killing intent she slammed her hand on the teacher's desk making the class jump and hug there friends "I said which one of you fuckers throw that" she yelled at the class whiles give the not so innocent stapler the evil eye, the class didn't answer her so Sakura did what Sakura always dose resort to violent means, she pulled out a knife from out of nowhere and ran her finger up the blade, her face took on a scary look "if you guys don't want to talk…" she slammed the blade down on the table making a girl scream like a girl "I will have to kill you allll mahahahah" she laughed like the lunatic that she was making the class move in to the corner of the room they then throw out a blond in front of her.

"He did it!" they yelled all pointing shaking fingers at the doomed soul.

The blond looked up at the pink haired girl who all of sudden looked ten feet taller with glowing red eyes and for some reason the flames of hell was burning behind her, oh and she was holding a battle axe which she got out of nowhere.

Sakura laughed like crazy then stopped "your sooo dead blondie".

The blue eyed boy started to cry "please have mercy I have a kid"

Sakura looked at him with a deadpan look "you are only sixteen" that is unit the blond whipped out a pitcher. Sakura took the pitcher and looked at it she then looked at the hopeful blond then the pitcher, she felt the vein on her forehead pulse 'is this guy fucking with me' she thought pissed. Sakura throw her battle axe at the wall the student had to jump out of the way in horror, Sakura reached down and grabbed the boy collar "are you messing with me?".

He shook his head fast "n-no"

Sakura glared tripled making half the class faint and the rest piss their pants, and making the blond see his sixteen years of life flesh before his eyes. Sakura got more pissed and shook the boy "why is they a pitcher of you holding a ramen bowl wrapped in a blanket" she said after every shake this made the class sweat drop well the ones who haven't fainted. Sakura stopped shaking him to see that he was fuming at the mouth his eyes were like this X_X.

Sakura back handed him to wake him up "hey wake up you punk".

"I didn't eat the pie" he yelled out of nowhere.

Sakura eye twitched she dropped the blond to the floor "you know what forget it. Killing a retarded will lower my standers" she made to leave until she felt someone hug her leg she looked down to see the blond fool.

"Am I … not worthy of killing" he looked at her with puppy eyes.

"Oh no"

"He found our weakness…cute things"

"We have to get away from him before it's too late"

"I can already feel it affecting us" inner cried in despair

"Noooo!" Sakura tried to shake the boy off of her "I most get away" she grabbed chair and tried to beat him with it "let go".

The boy's eyes ten folded in cuteness "no, not until I am worthy to be killed"

"Sak-Sakura…I-I ca-cant…take it anym-anymore…his cute-cuteness…is too much…" inner said falling to the ground in a dramatic death

"Inner nooooo…dame you blondie and your cuteness"

Sakura stopped moving she charged her fist with blue energy and was about bring it down on the blond. That was until and man with grey hair walked in he was reading…a porn book Sakura was sooo tempted to face palm 'is everyone in this school fucked' she thought. That is when she noticed a very sexy red head standing near the teacher.

"Oh mama, someone call fire men because it got a whole lot hotter in here"

"Inner I thought you died"

"I was, until his hotness revived me"

Sakura then realized the red head was staring at her she winked at him making his teal eyes go big 'heheh I am not done with you yet my little sexy beast'.

The teacher looked up from his book to see a pink haired girl getting her leg hugged by the class clown and all the other students cowering in the corner "okay" he said slowly on what the hell happened in here. He then looked at the pink haired girl "so you must be the new student my name is Kakashi, please tell the whole class about yourself and Naruto please let go of her" he sighed out the last part like he was used to his nut case habits.

Sakura made her way to the front "my name is Sakura Haruno stay away and you will live" at this most of the student started to claw at the door some even made to jump out of the window to get away from the crazy chick .Sakura looked at Kakashi with a not so innocent look "is they something I said?" in the inside Sakura was laughing like crazy.

Kakashi looked at her kind of freak out "ah…no" he answered un sure on wherever not to call the police or the army 'great we have another psycho'. Kakashi pointed to the seat in the middle between Naruto and her red head future husband "you can take the seat near Naruto and Gaara".

"Oh so the sex god has a name"

"Gaara, I love the sound of that"

Sakura jumped in her seat and started to stare at the red head. Gaara felt eyes on him he looked to see the lunatic beauty looking at him "do you need something?".

"How are you in bed?" Sakura asked.

"Booyah baby" inner fist pumped.

Gaara eyes turned wide his entire face turned red "w-what?".

Naruto lend near Sakura "hey what are you guys talking about? And why is Gaara red".

Gaara snapped back into realty and glared at Naruto "shut up" he then looked at Sakura with "what did you say?".

Sakura lend into him where they noses where almost touching "I said… how are you in bed?".

Naruto burst out laughing when he heard what she said Gaara growled at him "shut up you fool".

But of course Naruto didn't "Gaara is still a virgin Sakura".

Gaara face turned red "Naruto" he said in warning, then he heard Sakura purr like a cat.

"Is he?" she lend into whisper in Gaara era "so am I" she moved back "me and you should play" she waggled her eyebrows at Gaara making him have nose bleed at the images he had in his head when she said 'play'.

"This girl is crazy"

"Just admit it turned you on"

"Shut up you asshole"

"You better listen, our soon to be sexy bride is talking"

Gaara looked to see Sakura was in fact talking to him "I said are you half raccoon?" she asked with such a straight face showing she was not kidding.

Gaara blinked out shock 'this girl is insane and people call me crazy' Gaara was knocked from his thought by Naruto annoying laugh, Gaara got tired of Naruto annoying voice, so he picked up his text book and throw it at him knocking the blond out.

Kakashi sighed he had been keeping his eye on the new student since she sat down, in less than five seconds she managed to get Gaara to blush and have a nose bleed, Kakshia thought that was not even possible he thought stone cold Gaara was a brick wall who felt noting dame he owns Shizune a hundred yen.

At the end of class Gaara got up and grabbed Naruto by the foot and started to drag him to the next class Sakura hopped along with him "why are you following me?" he asked as he continued to walk.

Sakura let out a girly giggle "because my dear red head you…interest me" she purred in his era making his shiver Sakura dispersed in a blue flash and appear four feet away from him, luckily they was no one in the hall way. Gaara looked back at her only to see she was not that close,'this girl 'he looked forward 'is going to kill me…I just know it' he looked to see she was known grafting the wall writing Sakura was here bitch's 'or she could end up killing every here too'.

"Sabaku" someone said

Gaara looked to the person with bored eyes this made Sakura swoon and faint dead "so hot…" she mumbled before going down this made Gaara sweat drop.

"Oh it's you" he said with no interest.

"Why are you here freak" when freak left the guy's lips Sakura was up in a heartbeat (what? you think she would die that fast phssss).

Sakura was at Gaara side "what did you call my not soo far into the future husband?".

The black haired boy looked shock then straightened up "I called him a freakkkkk" he yelled as Sakura throw a still knocked out Naruto at him.

"Yeah that is what you get when you mess with what is my" she patted a shocked Gaara on the head.

"Sasuke?!" his little group of fan girl's jumped through the windows they grabbed Sasuke then jump out again.

Sakura and Gaara sweat dropped at this "are all the fan girls like this?" Gaara nodded his head. 'Wait does he have some?' then Sakura aura suddenly turned evil making everyone in the hall way freeze she looked at Gaara with a crazy look "do you have fan girls Gaara sweetie".

Gaara eyes went wide and he started to sweat "I am sooo dead"

"Dame right"

"Wellll…"

Sakura-you better not have fan girls Gaara (she pulls out her battle axe)

Gaara-of course I-I d-don't Sakura ho-honey (Gaara breaks out running)

SFT-review too find out if Gaara dose have fan girls or not.