Chapter One: First Day, Class Choices
"I WANT TO BE IN ALL THE CLASSES WITH SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto exclaimed.
In the distance there was a crack.
A Female with light lavender eyes, and purple hair, a fiery aura surrounded her.
"Uhm Hinata what's wrong with you?" Kiba asked.
"Ohh Uhh I was .. just uhh.." Hinata stuttered.
Then Hinata laughs historically and runs away leaving Kiba confused.
"SHUT UP NARUTO! I don't want to be with you! I want to be with hee hee hee.. Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke stood there brooding silently in a dark corner, but inside there was a slight interest of monkeys dancing. chuckle chuckle
"BUT SAKURA CHAN!—" Naruto exclaimed.
"Shut Up Naruto!" Sakura shouted back.
"BUT!"
"WELCOME" interrupts this man of a beast, with dark chunky manly locks of black hair, shaped like a bowl, a bowl in which you eat fruit out of or possibly cereal.
This sentence was made to be said seriously and not laughable.
"Everyone you will now choose your classes!" Gai-sensei said, yes Gai-sensei is the guy above that we described.
So then everyone went to the table where you pick your classes.
"So umm Tenten what classes are you uhh going to pick?" Neji asked with a pink face.
"Neji I'm going to pick the ehh same classes that you will pick cause aren't we always a team?" Tenten said blushing equally as Neji except a little more because she's a girl.
Shino then walked past by the oblivious couple smelling the sent of a certain someone's hair, who kind of looks like batman, hint hint, It starts with an K and ends with and O, who is it I don't know! wink wink
Kankuro and Temari walked past the freshman classes' table leaving Gaara behind because they felt to cool for him but they still felt afraid of his dark black eyeliner, and tattoo that says love, but they knew it really meant I love momma, because they knew he was such a mommas boy.
Also Gaara is a emo punk rocker dude, with HOT HOT skinny skinny tight jeans that's show off every curve of his LOL just kidding. And instead of his sand goard thingy mabooben it is a guitar case with sand inside, with a little Kangaroo plushy beary and one of those blah de blah de blah de blah cactuses.
They have all recently moved from VERY very Sandy, Australia.
Note if you're an idiot you think this exists you're weird. To Australian people: we love your accents and love your veggie mites.
Then there was screaming fan girls, because even though they were all preppy and love hip hop, r&b, slowjamz, rap, etc., they still loved that little punk rocker of a dude that so hot, even I love him, I'm just kidding about that I love him part.
Then Gaara walked his little Domyouji Strut walk (if you don't know Domyouji you should watch HANA YORI DANGO the drama!)
More Fan girls including this girl named Oscar Hernandez, a transsexual bisexual, from San Francisco. And he's so gay he's lesbian.
Note this is not insulting to anyone named Oscar Hernandez (except Oscar in this school), or transsexual, bisexual, gay, or lesbian people because he approved of us typing this because he wanted to be in the story.
Sasuke suddenly felt a twinge of jealousy but he brushed it off and continued brooding in the dark little corner still thinking of those sexy little monkeys doing their sexy little dance.
THESE ARE THE CLASES (finally) YO. (Marilen wanted me to put that)
Period One: Math class; Shikamaru, Tenten, Neji, Oscar, Endoh, and Shino. And the teacher is Asuma-sensei. (Because he seems boring)
Period Two: Art; Neji, Oscar, Hinata, Tenten, Kiba, and Choji. And the student teacher is Sai.
Period Three: Physical Education (co-ed); Tenten, Oscar, Endoh, Neji, Sakura, Lee, Ino, and Sasuke. And the teacher is Gai-sensei.
Period Four: English; Tenten, Oscar, Nalene, Neji, Lee, Shikamaru, and Kiba. And the teacher is Kakashi-sensei.
Period Five: French; Sakura, Tenten, Oscar, Naruto, Endoh, Shikamaru, and Hinata. And the teacher is Kurenai-sensei.
Period Six: Lunch; Everyone, The Cafeteria is (always) the Chef guy that works at Ichiraku Ramen place. (We just call him chef guy.)
Period Seven: Theater; Lunch Two; Shino, Hinata, Kiba, Gaara, Sasuke, Sakura, Tenten, Naruto
Period 8: Collaboration; EVERYONE
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Tricia: WOAH that took long!
Marilen: ehh uhmm I don't know what to say anymore, it's been two months since we started this and we didn't even finish… never mind blahh
Tricia: yesss that took very long!
Oscar: so did I die in the story yet? I am supposed to get shot!
Marilen: SHUT UP OSCAR! Go drink your piña coloda while walking through the rain.
Tricia: I didn't get that piña thing
Marilen: So lets make the next chapter now AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!