Dark Side of Disney Characters Chapter 2, a disney fanfic

It has been ages so it is now time to post another chapter of our wonderful Disney Gossip. I love Disney, this is just for fun and it'll make you re-think as you re-watch the shows again for the millionth time. This is just a few things that I thought about and didn't really realize about it before. Still I love Disney and it is not meant to offend, or make anyone upset. This is just for fun.

Well time for another chapter of our saga, it had come to my attention that it had been a long time since I had put up a chapter for this story…So having a mental block I did what I had to…I went to Disneyland. And here we go another chapter….

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Let's begin with a whole wonderland this time

Okay the age of Alice is one to wonder about I personally think she is between…oh lets see…Possibly 10-14 maybe give or take a few.

Either way I don't know of any young person of that age to attempt to give advice to herself. That being said I think she may be in that older age range, however she did fantasize of the whole wonderland issue and her clothes well who knows where that came from, who really needs an apron the whole time or anytime you go outside the house anyway.

I really don't know what she was thinking, but she was asleep

Next onto the cards I think they were pretty awesome personally but cards with hands and legs that would give anyone nightmares. Then we have talking flowers too, man can you imagine the complaints in my Arizona garden...Help the heat is killing me...Don't you think you need to water us come on...etc...I don't think so.

Here is a bad role model...a smoking caterpillar he was funny, but who knows what his quotes and meanings were or meant. And for the kids, smoking is very bad so don't do it.

My favorite character is the Cheshire Cat man he rules. Not really much to say about him. Cats are mischievous and all and he did cause a lot of trouble, but hey that's a cat for you if you want someone to listen to you get a dog.

The queen was a colorful creature true she needed to loose weight so she didn't have such high blood pressure and such a temper but she gave the movie a little color. She was a bit of a bully but perhaps Alice needed to phrase the question more appropriately she was dealing with royalty….

And on that note, Does anyone know if Alice was just a regular girl or a "supposed princess" I don't think she is recognized as one especially because of her clothes, but at the end of the movie they have a castle in the background I am and always assumed it was just for a background display.

On with other characters of our favorite Disney shows

So time to start off with our dear friend Aladdin

For the most part there isn't much we can say about him other than he needs to get out more. He has a major hero complex and thinks the world revolves around him, if you see the series then you know he constantly feels obligated to go off and save someone.

Of the people we see him with, the majority of them are animals, we have a talking parrot who has a greedy attitude but fun. You know he will fun to have at a party; the monkey is fun but constantly gets into trouble. Still since he now lives in the palace you would to think he would wear new clothes. I am sure there are royal tailors who could make him a new set of clothing but then again maybe he likes showing off his build to everyone he sees, but there really isn't anything to really look at. And have you noticed that his hat never falls off…..Can someone say bobby pins, I wonder how many he uses and does he get a headache….How much muse does he use…..

Next we will go to the beast

He has gorgeous eyes and a lot of hair; he seems gentle but gets obsessive and abusive when he feels threatened. He seems to love his girl but the minute she leaves him alone, he gets depressed and pissed off.

This is the type of guy you would want to be careful around. If you leave and he gets pissed off or abusive then you may want to distant yourself around him. Next thing you know he CANT live without you…he doesn't care if he lives or dies…that can be a problem….I would look out for this guy besides the fact that he has big teeth and claws. No wonder he doesn't have many pets around the only thing going for him is he has a palace and a lot of money to offer the girl….Perhaps that is how he won the girl. Still when curled up next to the guy you don't have to worry about a heater or a blanket.

Next to the handsome Prince Eric

Well let's begin with the fact that he really isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

He was looking for his girl and when she makes her appearance he can't put 2 and 2 together I mean come on, so she had a little laryngitis you would to think he would have kissed her when he saw her….Lucky for him she had a very caring father and he gave her the gift of legs after he made his mistake….You gotta love the King for his patience. Still at least he had guts and went after her when Ursula began to take her away. At least he realized what was going on

And on a more personal note for the readers of this story….You remember Cinderella 2 and 3 that they came out with recently well the voice that does Eric is the same voice as in Cinderella's videos except for in Cinderella 1. That was someone different completely but in the last videos it is Prince Eric doing the princes voice.

So for fun lets just say he is a very busy prince….Wouldn't you say….?

There have been talks about our beloved Prince Phillip, many wonder as to why he has had just brief appearances in Sleeping Beauty…..Well first off, hello the movie is called Sleeping Beauty so guess who it is about and if your talking about screen time well between Prince charming from Snow White and Prince Phillip who actually has a name…Phillip wins by a long shot.

Not only does he actually have lines but he has more screen time. However it is noted that Prince Charming was one of the first princes created so he only really sang and kissed the girl to awaken her but at least Prince Phillip fought a dragon. And sent her sailing over a cliff and happened to not only jump about fifty feet to safety, but he actually shook it off and looked over the cliff at his accomplishments… Now that's a man worthy of the Sleeping Beauty. You just gotta love this guy, I mean not only is he an acrobat but he has looks, he's a prince, he can sing and dance. You have to admit they were made for each other…..Still one thing you have to wonder is after he went up the stairs and kissed the girl lying on the gorgeous 100 year old bed, the scene switches over to everyone waking up and then you see them come down the stairs and Phillip is in a totally different outfit then before…right….and the sun is beginning to rise to lighten up the kingdom…So um….what exactly happened between then and his switching clothes???

Okay onto the next victim

Another favorite person

This is the only thing I can get on this guy, wonderful Mickey Mouse this guy is proof that not everyone is perfect and though you may have a down time now and then just keep trying and all will work itself out.

He was in jail, he has a bit of a temper even though he always smiles, he's a very good friend, a very busy guy, a bit slow on the uptake though I wonder when he eventually did marry Minnie Mouse the two do make a cute couple you see figurines of them so you know they married, I don't know if Donald Duck has married Daisy yet though anyone know they usually just show Mickey and Minnie…

Well the last thing which young ones probably want to know and has been said from Disney company himself ever wonder about his ears well according to the buisness he runs, the House of Mouse, he starches his ears to make them round.

And Last thing to note

This is True but Walt Disney himself was afraid of Mice….Go figure he was such a genius wasn't he….

A note to the readers

Hey Everyone sorry to make you wait almost a year for this chapter man talk about writers block anyway thanks for all the reviews You guys are awesome!!!

Hey everyone I can continue on with this story if I get reviews asking for a continuance. Feel free to e-mail corrections or ideas of your own. I enjoy getting e-mail and hearing from the readers.

I am curious as to what you think so far. So let me know, and if you have any suggestions feel free to drop me a line.

On a further note to the readers I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter

Disclaimer-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------I do not own Disney or the movies made by the Company which I love but do not own. This story is made up for pure enjoyment as well as entertainment. ------ Laters…..QOD

A note to the readers

Hey everyone I can continue on with this story if I get reviews asking for a continuance. Feel free to e-mail corrections or ideas of your own. I enjoy getting e-mail and hearing from the readers.

I am curious as to what you think so far. So let me know, and if you have any suggestions feel free to drop me a line.

On a further note to the readers I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter