500 things Ace can not do on the Moby Dick

by TheBlankSpirit

Inspired by second division prohibitions. It is a known fact that those with the "D" in their name tend to wreak havoc upon the world, Portgas D Ace was no exception. And that is how, the list was born. These are the five hundred reasons why.

2. rules 3 and 4

500 things Ace can not do on board the Moby Dick
Chapter 2.

3. Narcolepsy is not contagious. I must stop telling people it is.

The whitebeard pirates were all about family, but even that had limits at times. Which is why Ace was currently sitting alone in his corner in the galley, everyone else just staring at him in fright.

Ace was coughing loudly, so loudly in fact that everyone decided to stay away. That is until Marco came along and asked what was up with him, to which Ace seriously replied he had Narcolepsy and it was 'highly contagious.' Marco just rolled his eyes and ignored the black haired eighteen year Old's dramatic coughs.

4. Nor may I threaten to 'infect them'.

That would be when Ace decided to 'infect' Marco. Or at least, he tried. It would have gone better had a nurse not shown up and waved a bottle of their nasty cough syrup in Ace's face. To this Ace squealed in fright and ran off, completely healthy once more. To almost everyone's disbelief and or amusement, the nurse chased him down.

Needless to say, Ace wouldn't be doing that again!

AN: I just wanted to say thank you to the lovely reviewers for last chapter, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Also, I just checked the reading stats and holy crap! They're over the roof! I never get that many readers! Thanks again to all of you! That's about it for now.

Until next time,

TheBlackSpirit