WARNING- This Fanfiction was writen purely in the intention of entertainment. If you are offended we apologise, but I mean seriously it's just for a laugh. Don't go giving us a bad review because we may have made your favorate character seem gay, perverted, stupid, transexual, illiterate….yatta yatta yatta I should probibly just get to the damn Fan fiction already shouldn't I? Well ok then without further adu, AuraDippy Proudly presents The Non Scencical Happenings of Naruto Issue# 1.

Trouser Troubles

Team Gai was sitting around camp fire in the clearing of a dence forest, where they had stopped to rest and eat their dinner after finally finishing their mission.They all had in theyr hands, a bowel of leaks and rice, not the most extravagant meal, but it put something in their stomaches.Breaking the silence, Lee said, seemingly completely out of the blue, "Hey Neji. Want to see my trouser snake."

Neji spat out the rice that he had just put in his mouth, quickly hafter snapping his head in Lee's direction. "W-wha?"

"Yeah." Lee said,"It's so tiny and cute." He chriped, "Do you want to see it?" he reached into his vest, pulling out a small green garden snake. "See, a trouser snake. Isn't he adorable? He was crawling up my leg."

Neji's eye twitched as he looked upon the small reptile. And then it because obvious,Lee had no idea what the hell a trouser snake was. It was weird enough that Lee was keeping a snake in his vest, but his idea of a trouser snake made his proposal to his one a bit less disturbing. He'd just madeup a nickname for a snake that he found which coinscidentally happened to be the nickname of a certain male body part. That prude, naive idiot.

Neji sighed, "Lee, you don't know what a Trouser Snake really is?"

"What do you mean?" Lee asked innocnetly.

Neji rolled his eyes at how clueless his green clad team mate looked. "Lee, come here." he said, beconing for Lee to come closer. Lee leaned toward him, curious to know what Neji wanted to tell him.

Neji whispered something in his ear, and Lee's expression morphed completely. He looked down at the snake, and then back at Neji. "Oooooh, I get it. So that's what a trouser snake is. Well in that case, still want to see my trouser snake?"

AuraDippy: We apologise if you don't know what a trouser snake is, and therefore did not get the point of, nor were entertsined by this fanfiction (though if you consider yourself old enough to be reading Teen rated fan fictions then you should know what it is anyway sigh teenagers today, are just out of control…) And we apologise for possably offending the following people and their fans: Rock Lee. We know you're not that prude….or at least we hope. I know all you fangirls out there hope so…..if he has any fangirls…



Lee: Hey! I do too have fan girls! Why do you think there are so many racy and innapropreate pictures of me on deviant art? AuraDippy: I know, I know I was only kidding.