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Wha!?

Soundwave sat bored and moping at his desk, he'd completed all of the work he'd been given. It wasn't all that special and exciting at all and he had a sneaky suspicion the only reason Megatron had made him do it was because it would mean he would be to busy to go greet the new seeker. Not that he cared he didn't like seekers anyway. Soundwave harrumphed dejectedly and turned the music that was playing through his personal inbuilt speakers up that little bit higher.

He ignored the seekers when they arrived at the base and opted to hide in his office all day, just out of spite. Not that bothered anyone very much because that meant they could get away with anything and none of them liked him anyway. They only ones this plan annoyed was Soundwave himself and his cassetticons. After about half a day cooped up in Soundwave's all too blue office the twins were just about ready to go insane

"Soundwave pleeaassee let us out! Pleeaaasseee." pleaded Rumble falling to his father's feet and begging dramatically, Soundwave merely shook his head

"Then at least play a game with us to keep us entertained!" begged Frenzy a little less dramatically than his twin

"I do not play…games." Stated Soundwave's who like the twins but not wanting to show it(or admit his master plan was in fact incredibly stupid) was also incredibly bored. The twins pouted before an evil grin spread across Rumble's face, he leapt up and grabbed one of Soundwave's files and as Soundwave tried to grab it he darted to the door

"I know a brilliant game!" he cried "Catch the cassetticon!" and with that he sped of down the corridor file firmly in hand. Soundwave sighed and turned his down to the remaining twin(Frenzy) who shrugged and run out of the door. Soundwave groaned and heaved himself up, with a sigh of

"I'm getting to old for this." he stepped out of the door and walked of after the two troublesome tapes. After all why run they'd get tired and have to stop eventually.


Rumble ran as quickly as he could down the halls of the Nemesis file gripped tightly in his hands he turned to face Frenzy as the little mech ran up behind him. Frenzy opened his mouth in surprise as Rumble crashed into a pair of purple legs and soon found he crashing into Rumble(much to his displeasure). Soundwave turned the corner eyes firmly locked on the twins and jogged over to them. He leant down to pick up the file and felt a hand touch his. He looked at the hand in surprise it was small and delicate unlike that of any mechs he had ever seen. The hand drew quickly backwards and Soundwave found himself staring at a pair of ridiculously dainty feet, his eyes panned up taking in thin, delicate legs and slightly wide hips. This was unlike any mech he had ever seen, Soundwave was confused. His gaze continued upwards, a thin waist slightly muscled and…

"b…b…b…b…" he spluttered, Rumble shouted out the word he was trying to constrain

"BOOBIES!" shouted Rumble loudly and pointed up at the chest of the purple, distinctly female seeker "That seekers got BOOBIES!" Soundwave covered his face in shame as the female seeker hid behind her cousin and Thundercracker, the three seekers were quite obviously blushing furiously .Soundwave smacked a hand over Rumbles mouth and gave Frenzy a warning look before turning to the horrified and embarrassed femme and trying apologise

"Fwogwwbwuff." Soundwave shut his mouth in shock that most certainly wasn't an apology, the three seekers stared at him in mild bemusement and Soundwave felt himself go a deep vermilion, he tried again " ashabugleeww."he stopped that time was even worse! He couldn't seem to get his words out properly. He stood up excused himself as best he could (what he said didn't make much sense to anyone including himself) before running as fast as he could back to his office file and twins in hand.


Soundwave hid under his desk in his office for two days. He couldn't understand why he was so embarrassed after all his speech was back to normal (it was amazing the moment he could no longer see the seekers his speech returned to normal) but he was still to embarrassed part of it was because of what Rumble said, the rest because of how much of an it idiot he behaved in front of the new seeker, now she would never respect him.


Halfway through his third day in isolation (it was a Monday) he plucked up the courage to leave his office. Soundwave stepped out of the room to be confronted by a huge vid screen that was playing an image of all the male seekers pointing directly at him and laughing, it was on loop. Soundwave stepped back and closed the door.