It all started with one review...
"Oh mys... Roy... I can imagine him in an old spice commerical. But Ed as the horse? That's originsl. Just original. I love this chapter! But I must ask... Just to get on Ed's nerves. Why is he a horse? Hehe... :D"
I... am the author and I have NO IDEA... Why is he a horse... ehhm... Well... OH yeah, wasn't that time when-
Ed: HEY! I told you not to tell anyone, you b**ch!
Hawky: How the hell did you get out of the cage!
Ed: I'm an alchemist. ADURHUR.
Hawky: I'm telling the story.
Ed: NO YOU AREN'T!
Hawky: DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING OUT FLUFFY?
Ed: BRING IT!
Hawky: FINE! *Pulls out Fluffy the Flamethrower* I use this to burn flamers. Irony is a b**ch, no? *flicks the handle and shoots flames at Ed*
Ed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Hawky: Well, yeah. ADURHUR. :D
Roy: Roy wantie...
Hawky: STEP OFF!
Roy: Yes ma'am.
Hawky: Good boy. Now, THIS is why Ed is a horse. There was thing with Tucker... yeah... we got it fixed though. After a long and painful prrcess, he's human! YAY!
Ed: *crispy* I hate you.
Hawky: Love you too, Eddie.
~Hawky
A/N- Ok! This makes no sense, I know. Keep reading.
This is what's going on, k?
Naruhina7799 (GO. FIND. HER. She be EPIC) and I went into this back and forth conversation with Ed, Roy, Al, and a whole bunch of other characters. That's... basicly it. This was my reponse to her review on Fullmetal Oneshots.
Next chapter is HER response to THIS. :D And ect. Back and forth. For a loooong time... Keep reading! It's funny! (Especially Naru-chan. She is freaking hilarious. Me? Not so much.)