Present Day
Location: Buffalo, New York/the Real World
A young twenty-one year old woman was running across her college campus. Her feet were faster than her body. She checked her watch, cringing at the time. "I'm SO not going to make it in time," the woman groaned. She kept running though.
She just HAD to make it! Wiping out her small cell phone, she checked satellite time. And it was in agreement with her watch. She wasn't going to make it. "Damn," the woman moaned, "The ONE time I wish that I COULD drive."
Finally making it to her location, she had made it just in time. She was in the subway….and had just caught the train. She caught her breath and said, "Ha! I just proved time wrong! Now, I SHOULD get home no problem!" Let me explain a little. This woman was named Madelyn Julia Whyte.
She was a junior at Medaille College, studying communications. She didn't live on campus nor did she drive so she had to rely on buses to get to and from her where she was going.
Granted, it was rather annoying but she vowed that she would NEVER drive. Not only was it a headache but it cost WAY too much just to own a car! That and she couldn't really see her driving because her mom's health.
You see; she is a caretaker to her ailing mother. She is 5'7", 175 pounds, medium length brown hair, blue eyes, wearing a white sparkling dress long sleeved shirt, blue short pants, and black shoes.
Madelyn was a good woman but she was just living a crazy mixed up life. But, she wouldn't change it. However, what she didn't know was that her life was about to be turned up-side down….
"Mom, dad," shouted Madelyn as she entered her parents and her apartment, "I'm home!" Her father came down out of the kitchen and said, "Okay honey." Then Mr. Whyte, Tom, added, "How was your day, Madelyn?"
"Not too bad," Madelyn answered, "Although, I am kind of loaded down with homework and assignments." "Well, you better get started on that," Mr. Whyte told his youngest daughter. "Yes, dad," Madelyn said, nodding.
She took off her book bag and turned to her mother, sitting in her rocking chair. Madelyn always had to put on her best face when facing her ailing mother. It was just NOT easy when she had a tough day or when she couldn't help her right away.
Her father ALWAYS made sure that her schoolwork came first. And for that, Madelyn would ALWAYS be grateful. "Hi, mom," Madelyn said, trying to be chirper. Mrs. Whyte, Angela, said something to her daughter that sounded like, "Hi."
After that, it was a typical night for Madelyn. After doing her assignments and homework, she changed her mother and stayed up late with her father. Madelyn sighed, tired and exhausted. "Something wrong, Madelyn," Tom asked.
"Nah, just thinking daddy," Madelyn answered, honestly. And that something she was thinking about was the strange storm clouds that were reported hovering over the ENITRE United States. 'I wonder what the hell is going on,' Madelyn thought. Little did she know that she was about to find out….
The very next day, Madelyn's alarm went off. She deactivated it, went to change, and headed out to greet her parents. Her dad and mom were already up and at them, as usual. "Morning, mom and dad," she said, tired. Tom blinked in total confusion. "Uh, honey," Tom asked his wife, "Why the hell is this street girl calling us 'mom' and 'dad'?"
"Uh, because I'm you daughter," Madelyn answered, a little freaked. 'What the hell is wrong with dad today,' Madelyn thought to herself. "But, we don't have a daughter," Angela announced. Madelyn was surprised and even more freaked now.
Her mother was in perfect health! Madelyn was in TOTAL shock. "Uh, mom, is that you," Madelyn asked, BEYOND freaked now. "Listen, miss," said Angela, "I'm NOT your mother. After all, we decided years ago against having children. So we can have less responsibility, more money, and weekends free!"
Madelyn blinked in total confusion. What in the world was going on? Why were her parents acting like…..? Before she could finish that thought; her father added, "Besides, having a child/adult would weigh us down from doing things like going to the MARF festival this weekend!"
He handed her the newspaper and Madelyn read, "The Middle Aged Rock Festival?" The two of them said, pretending to rock out, "Because you're never too old to rock 'n' roll!" They were both rocking out when their backs gave out. Tom yelled, "Maybe we ARE too old...to the heating pads!"
Angela added, "Uh, grab a muffin and let yourself out, street girl." When they left, hopping badly, Madelyn decided to try and figure this whole thing out. She mumbled, "Street girl….MARF festival? What the hell is going on?" That's when she saw something on the table.
She picked it up and saw that it was a fairy anniversary muffin. She mumbled, "What the hell?" She decided to take a chance and thus she took a bite out of it. She wished, after she gagged at the horrible taste, "I wish I was with someone that knew what was going on!" With a 'poof', Madelyn disappeared…..
With another 'poof', Madelyn found herself in Fairy World. She was applauded by this. Somehow, she was in 'The Fairly Odd Parents' world. She mumbled, "Okay, what is going on here?" "So, you've finally arrived," said an Austrian thick voice.
Madelyn spun around and saw a tall man standing there. This man has tanned skin, white hair, and blue eyes. He is also extremely muscular. He is wearing a green war top similar to that of a tank top/no sleeved shirt, steeled toe boots, and army camouflage pants, as well as spiked bracelets on his arms and studded boots.
He also has the biggest chin. "Jorgen Von Strangle," Madelyn asked, surprised. "Yes," Jorgen answered, "And you need to come with me." Madelyn was about to follow him but her instincts kicked in.
She asked, "Are we going to cut through a jungle, climb up a mountain, and cross a desert only to come back here and then you groan about us going around in circles?" Jorgen yelled, right in Madelyn's face, "I LIKE GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES."
"Noted," Madelyn commented, brushing her hair out of her face. She should've expected that. He did the same thing in 'Abra catastrophe'. She paused and added, "Then, let me just point out the Cave of Destiny now so I don't hear you whining about how you can NEVER find that place."
Jorgen shot her a look as she pointed up at the Cave of Destiny. Overhead it had a sign that read: 'Cave of Destiny: Free Wi-Fi'. Jorgen groaned and told Madelyn, "It is true. I can NEVER find that damned place."
Madelyn and Jorgen entered the Cave of Destiny. The inside of the cave was spooky, with skeletons lying on the ground, bats flying in and out, and pictographs etched over the cave walls. Madelyn whispered, "Timmy was right. This place is creepy. But, it's god damn creepy."
Jorgen told her, "Don't mind the skeletons; those were from last year's Halloween Party...at least I think they are. We also rent this place out for weddings." Madelyn added, trying to get this on a bit, "And for Jewish celebrations, yeah I know."
Jorgen groaned and responded, "I wish you would stop doing that." Madelyn crossed her arms in front of her chest and told him, "I'll only stop once you tell me what the hell is going on, blowhard." Before Jorgen could say anything; Madelyn cut him off, "And you TOTALLY can skip over the prequel.
"I pretty know everything that happened during Wishology." "Wish what," Jorgen asked, with an eyebrow raised. Madelyn grimaced at this. She almost forgot that these characters wouldn't know what the real world people called some of their adventures.
She sighed and explained, as simple as she could, "Turner's fight with the Darkness." "Ooh," Jorgen said, getting a slap on the forehead from Madelyn. She knew Jorgen was dense….but not THIS dense! Jorgen told her, "Well, since you know that part, let me explain what you are doing here."
He paused and explained, "Some fragments of the Darkness that had not been turned into the Kindness is now running wild." "Yeah," Madelyn responded, "It was all over the news last night." Jorgen added, "But the Darkness was NEVER supposed to enter the real world.
"The Darkness somehow took a wrong turn and came into your world." Madelyn asked, her curiosity peeking, "Okay, but how the hell does this involve me? And how the hell do you know about my world?" "Your world is a lot like ours," Jorgen answered, "So, if it were to be taken over by the Darkness, our world would suffer the same fate."
"What the hell," Madelyn asked, "Like a Wobbuffet using Destiny Bond?" "Precisely," Jorgen answered, "And there are three wands in your world that are identical to ours. The only difference is that the second wand is on your moon."
Madelyn rubbed her temples, trying to absorb this information. She asked again, "And this is great and all but how the hell does this involve me?" Jorgen answered, "Well, as you know only a Chosen One can obtain the wands and defeat the Darkness. And this Chosen One is you….MADELYN WHYTE!"
Madelyn yelled, "WHAT?" Jorgen pointed at a cave drawing and said, "Yes, check it out. Brown hair, blue eyes, initials MW….and I am NOT the only one who knows about it." 'Oh no,' Madelyn thought as Jorgen lit up a vent with his wand.
Madelyn asked, "The Eliminators were here? They know I'm the Chosen One? And you just said my name aloud?" "And it kind of echoed a bit too, didn't it," Jorgen asked. Madelyn started to point out, "Who the hell cares if it echoed or not? We got to…."
At that moment, Eliminators busted through the cave walls. They all said, "Eliminate the Chosen One!" Madelyn cried out, "Damn, those things are terrifying." That's when the Eliminators tried to suck her and Jorgen into them. Madelyn told Jorgen, "Get us the hell out of here!" Jorgen whistled for his fairy cycle. The two of them hopped on and drove out of there, with the Eliminators right on their tales.
AK1028: Just to let you fans know, this won't be an exact Wishology. There will be things that will be different.
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