Does anybody here honestly think I own TDI? I didn't think so.
Courtney stormed back into the Killer Bass cabin and slammed the door causing Bridgette to jump.
"Whoa- what's wrong?" She asked the steamed brunette.
"It's that-that troll Duncan!" Duncan wasn't about to let Courtney just walk away. In a very non-stalker-ish way he had followed her and was over hearing this 'troll,' he thought 'that's a new one.'
"What did he do this time." The blonde sighed sounding bored. Courtney complained about him nearly every night.
"I know you think this is getting old-"
"Because it kinda is!" Sadie called from the top bunk. Courtney glared at her but continued "I know-but this is by far the worst thing he's ever done." Bridgette sat up worriedly
"What did he do?"
Courtney swallowed her anger then said it.
"He KISSED me." There was a silent horror in the cabin. Duncan had always just asked her to kiss him but never did anything when she refused.
"On the lips?" Bridgette asked
"No."
"Wait he kissed you on the cheek?" Sadie asked looking down from her magazine. "That totally doesn't count."
"What?" The two girls looked at her confused.
"On the cheek-doesn't count. Katie told me that when I thought I had my first kiss. It was this guy named Brian-"
"He was aiming for my mouth." Courtney wasn't about to let all of her drama look dumb. "And besides he's a juvenile, pig headed, obnoxious, vile, disgusting-
"I think we get it Courtney."
"Thank you."
"We get your totally in love with him." Duncan chuckled 'I'm startin' to like Malibu.'
"OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT! THERE IS NO WAY-"Bridgette clamped her hand over her mouth.
"You don't need to wake up the whole camp!" She released Courtney.
"What on earth would give you reason to believe I would like that thing!?"
"Well, he is ALL you ever talk about." Courtney was too shocked to answer; Duncan would have killed to see the look on her face.
"I don't-I mean- I only complain about him it's not the same as talking."