Disclaimer: Animorphs and all related characters belong to the talented K.A. Applegate.

Story: Not as such… Random snippets of what K. A. Applegate never showed us, most of which will feature Visser Three. All written with the greatest love for the characters. In this one Visser Three and Visser One are randomly in the same room. Fill in circumstances

A/N: For my wonderful Alice-Friend, who won't have a clue what the Animorphs are, but, knowing her, will smile anyways

The phone call

Visser One (on the special high-tech Yeerk phone): He did what? And what? And WHAT?

She slams the phone down and turns to Visser Three, who is painting his tail blade green.

Visser One: You did that? And that? And THAT?

Visser Three (smugly): Yes, yes, and yes

Visser One: Oh.

Pause

Visser One: Can I do that too?

Visser Three: No.

Visser One: No?

Visser Three: No.