Hello peoples! This is the next chapter of Center Stage. But before you read that, here are the replies to my wonderful reviewers!
fullmetal jounin: Thank you! You are my first reviewer! And thank you for saying that this was a good first story. Here is the new chapter.
Maned Wolf Goddess: I'm updating! Here it is. And I'm glad you like my story. And I really think you'll like this one!
Lunarangel's Dark Flame: I think it's very funny too! lol Here it is.
Ninjaweasal: This one is the guy's revenge! I must admit, this is one of my favorite parts, because it's just so darn funny!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or the songs Lady Marmalade, or I'm too sexy.
Enjoy!
"We have to get them back." Naruto said.
"What do you think we should do?" asked Sasuke. Normally he wouldn't have asked, but he knew, that no matter how embarrassing it would be, he had to find a way to repay Sakura.
Three of the four bachelors weren't much help to their friends, as they were doing all that was in their power not to pass out from laughter. Shino lost his balance and toppled over backwards on his seat, sending him flying on to the floor in a fit of hysterics. Chouji was wiping the tears from his eyes, not able to speak as he, too, was in hysterics. Lee was the loudest of them all, banging his fist on the table in an effort to calm himself down, without luck. Kiba, however, had something else on his mind. A girl, with wavy blonde locks and bright blue eyes(And no, it's not Ino.) Was sitting at a table to the right of the room, towards the back.
The others all threw their laughing friends dirty looks, and gathered around Naruto.
"Okay, we're gonna..."
"That sounds good! But what about Kiba? He's got his eye on that blonde over there, we should let him join."
"Okay. Hey! Kiba wanna help us?"
The girls had just finished getting their normal clothes on and walked out into the bar area. They sat down where the boys used to be sitting.
"Man girls, that was great!" Chouji had managed to calm himself down enough to be able to talk.
"Hey, where are the others?" Ino asked.
"Dunno, they said something about 'payback' but I'm not sure what they're doing.
As if on cue, the lights went out, and the music started.
Mystery Voice:
I'm too sexy….
Just as the music began, the lights turned up, revealing Shikamaru He had on brown combat boots, dark denim jeans, and a tight-fitting, camouflage sleeveless tee-shirt. A bandana, the same color as the tee, was wrapped around his head.
Shikamaru:
I'm too sexy for my Love, too sexy for my Love
Love's going to leave me
Ino broke into a grin as she joined the others, who were getting over the shock (much faster than their boyfriends had) and settling down to enjoy the performance.
Another spotlight came up, illuminating a ledge on the right side of Shika(It's getting troublesome to keep typing Shikamaru). There, stood Sasuke. He had on beige kakis, black boots similar to Shika's, and a white, tight-fitting tee-shirt. His hair was left as it was, though it was a bit more roughed-up than usual. He grinned at Sakura as he lept the six feet from the ledge, directly onto the stage right in front of her, as he sang.
Sasuke:
I'm too sexy for my shirt; too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
"Whoo-hoo! Take it off, baby!" Sakura screamed, only half-joking and completely enjoying herself. Lee looked on at his friend in horror, while the girls were busy laughing their butts off.
Many of the females in the room, however, were thrilled at the thought, and began screaming at the two bishies on stage.
Shika and Sasuke continued to the next lines in a duet.
Shika/Sasuke:
And I'm too sexy for my land, too sexy for my land:
Sasuke:
New York
Shika:
…and Japan
A third voice rang out even before the spotlight went up again. Kiba came out center-stage, his eyes on that back table the entire time. He had on navy denim pants, black boots, and an open-chest, leather vest. No tee-shirt underneath. His hair was tied back with a black bandana, open so that the triangle flap covered most of his head.
Think the screams were loud before? Think again; the sudden added whooping coming from a certain, previously-mentioned table was heard over nearly every other female in the room. Kiba stared out over to the table, eyes meeting directly with the girl's, and gave a little wink to her as he sang.
Kiba:
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party…
Suddenly, he turned to the other two, out of character for a moment, and continued the next lyrics without even realizing it, as he was making a statement to the two boys:
"No way I'm disco dancing!"
This brought a round of laughter from the audience, who were half-drunk, anyways, as Kiba simply shrugged it off, getting back into character, and joined Shika and Sasuke in singing the chorus.
Shika/Sasuke/Kiba:
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Kiba:
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
Out from the left, led by yet another spotlight, came Neji. At the sight of him, at least a quarter of the girls in the room past out, either from sheer delight or from screaming so much. He had on a see-through, tight-fitting black t-shirt, dark denim jeans, and a white fisherman's hat. Nobody knew why until...
Neji:
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat,
At this, Neji walked over to the edge of the stage, took off his hat, and placed it on TenTen's head, holding it in place as he sang the next lyrics, directly to her:
what d'you think about that
"That's one-for-one." She whispered in reply, with a grin, before quickly kissing him, making him let go in surprise. As the audience laughed, Neji quickly gathered himself together in time to sing the refrain with the others.
Shika/Sasuke/Kiba/Neji:
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
Just as the music was about to go into the next verse, the music came to a screeching halt. Wondering what was going on, the girls looked around in wonder, before they realized that the performers didn't seem to be alarmed.
A voice rang out over the silence as he continued on with the lyrics. As he sang, the light shone over at a small portion of the left stage, which had been all but ignored, seeing as it was completely dark. There stood Naruto, wearing black boots, grey pants, and a dark-blue, button-up shirt, which was left open. As he sang, he kept his gaze on Hinata the entire time while walking over to meet up with the other performers.
\Naruto:
I'm too sexy for my-, too sexy for my-, too sexy for my-
"Sing it, baby!!"Hinata screeched in excitement, following Sakura's example as TenTen desperately tried to calm her hyperactive friend down. Unfortunately, one look at the empty glass of wine told her just how hard that would be.
"It's Naruto Uzimaki!" the girls screamed as they came to realize just exactly who this newest bishie on stage was. That set off a chain reaction, as every girl in the room, even those who were already there with someone, tried to get to the edge of the stage, money in hand. The crowd was so loud, they almost didn't hear as the music started up again, just in time for the five to continue on with the chorus.
Shika/Sasuke/Kiba/Neji/Naruto:
For the next verse,Neji walked back over to TenTen, intent on getting a one-up on the girl, and had her play a little "part" in his next lines. Immediately after the first two times he sang out the word "cat", he held the mic in front of her for her to "meow" into it. Contrary to his belief, the girl caught on right away, and even went along with his little charade.
Neji:
I'm too sexy for my cat,
TenTen:
Mrow!
Neji:
too sexy for my cat
TenTen:
Mrow!
Neji:
Poor, poor pussy cat
Unfortunately, TenTen once again surprised the boy as she grabbed the mic immediately following his last line, singing into it, "Meow, baby, Meow!" in tune to the song.
The guys, on and off stage, all started to crack up laughing, but Shikamaru calmed down enough to sing his next lines, although you could still hear the laughter in his voice.
Shika:
"Not in a billion years, babe!" Ino called out
The five guys all gathered together for final poses, all gathering around Naruto, eachof them striking a different pose, as Naruto sang the last phrase of the song, once again, without music:
Naruto:
And I'm too sexy for this song….
They rejoined the group, still in their performance clothes, and sat down right next to the girls.
"So what did you think?"
" I thought it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life!" Chouji managed between fits of laughter.
"Ah, shut up Chou, I was askin the girls!" Naruto snapped. ( I meant to type Chou, it was just what Naruto called Chouji)
" I thought it was wonderful." Hinata said, then leaned over and kissed Naruto on the cheek. He returned it, on the lips this time. This then turned into a full blown make-out session.
"Get a room!" Sasuke suggested - more like commanded - , but Naruto and Hinata were too busy with each other to notice.
"Hey guys, where's Kiba?" Shika asked.
"I think he went over to that table where the girl was." Shino informed them.
"Yeah, I saw them head out the back door just a few minutes ago." Chouji said. "I wonder what they could be doing..."
Kiba and the girl, who's name was Hana, didn't return until later that night.
"Okay, so who's next?" Sakura asked.
"Ummmm..."
To be continued
This one is shorter than the last one, but oh well, it was still funny if you ask me. Anyway, please review!